We shall be gnashing our teeth soon enough, so I’m opening a new instance of the constant thread dedicated to all your grousing about the elections. I already did my part and voted a straight Democratic slate, growling at every Rethuglican candidate on the ballot. Too bad that I know exactly how the vote in rural Minnesota will go.

In case there is a diversity of political opinion here, I provide three videos to cover the spectrum. And because some people don’t want to talk about politics at all, here’s an apolitical thread.

Republicans!

Moderates!

Socialists!

(Notice how I’ve cunningly selected three videos that all manage to mock the wingnuts.)

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On this dark and dismal night, let us turn the denizens of the perpetual conversion towards serious thoughts of feminism, poverty, the environment, and something else. (Not safe for work. But funny anyway).

“We’re just monkeys in shoes.” Love that line.

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What’s with the somewhat gleefully morbid turn of conversation in a thread that will not die? It’s time to bring on the Death of Rats.

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Did you know that I imagine all you participants in the font of endless typing looking exactly like this couple?

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For this instance of the thread prolonged, I include a video that uses a few naughty words. It’s Sunday, though, so you probably won’t play it at work. Play it in church instead.

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Ah, the power of teeny-tiny little things nibbling away incessantly, never stopping, adding a little more, bit by bit. I don’t know why that comes to mind.

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Wise advice to the heathenish hordes of the profligate thread.

To which I would add, do not expect to be raptured if you are not into fornication, either.

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Let us transition from yet another piece of the gargantuan thread to something about the Catholic mass.

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Will the denizens of the busy busy thread appreciate a lecture about pungent body odors? Sure, let’s try it and see.

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There’s all kinds of depressing economics talk on the thread without an end, so let’s cheer everyone up. Just remember, when a ship sinks, one end can rise up into the air, first.

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