Listen. You aren’t allowed to write erotic fiction if all you know about human anatomy was learned from playing with a Barbie doll.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Listen. You aren’t allowed to write erotic fiction if all you know about human anatomy was learned from playing with a Barbie doll.
This one looks a lot like the virtual one that has manifested in my office.
Mine is now about half that size, because I’ve been making progress on chopping it down.
Stop by and say hello!
Today is our fundraising day! We just put up a handful of interviews with a few of our bloggers. Now you can see their faces and hear their voices in addition to reading their words!
Donations are welcome! We’re trying to dig our way out from some unpleasant legal debts caused by a SLAPP suit against us.
It’s been one year since we sunk our foe in a triumphant legal victory, so we happy defendants are going to have an orgy of back-patting and self-congratulation tomorrow evening at 6:30pm Central. It’s public! Come join us!
I wish we weren’t.
This state has been moderately robust in its response to COVID-19 — not great, but at least we’re mostly not in denial — but I blame our high ranking on the fact that we’re surrounded by dumbass states, like Wisconsin and both Dakotas, that don’t even do that much. We ought to just close our borders, shut down the schools and churches, and get this damn thing under control.
Our story chain marches forward, with part 2 on Death to Squirrels!
It’s a common trope — the anti-gay fanatic defending Christian values who is caught snorting coke off the backside of a gay hooker (I shouldn’t have to say this, but it’s not the last part that’s objectionable, it’s the hypocrisy in the name of hatred). Now we’ve got the crème de la crème of these kinds of incidents, at least until someone tops it, which they will.
A member of the European Parliament representing Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban’s Fidesz party has resigned from his position in Brussels after he was caught leaving what reports described as a 25-man orgy on Friday.
Jozsef Szajer resigned on Sunday after he admitted to breaching Belgium’s strict lockdown rules to attend a sex party, Politico reported on Tuesday. The police found 25 naked men at the gathering, including Szajer and some diplomats, the Belgian newspaper La Dernière Heure reported. The newspaper quoted a local police source as saying, “We interrupted a gang bang.”
One last pitch-perfect note:
Szajer, a right-wing politician and ally of Orban, climbed out a first-floor window and was spotted “fleeing along the gutter,” the public prosecutor’s office said.
If that’s your thing, and everyone is consenting, go ahead and leap naked into a 25-man gay orgy. It just sounds exhausting to me, but hey, seize the day. However, you’re going to get called out for this:
Orban’s Hungarian government has curtailed LGBTQ rights since he was elected prime minister in 2010. Szajer, who fronted Fidesz in the European Parliament, helped rewrite Hungary’s constitution to “protect the institution of marriage as the union of a man and a woman,” The Times of London reported.
At least he didn’t marry the other 24 men. That would be bad.
Don’t worry, Jozsef Szajer has apologized.
“I deeply regret violating the Covid restrictions, it was irresponsible on my part. I am ready to stand for the fine that occurs.”
That’s a good point. With all the mucus and fluids flying around, that was probably a super-spreader event.
