This is definitely not safe for work, but I had to include it because you just know the Catholic League will freak out over it.
And remember: 30 September is International Blasphemy Day. What will you be doing to outrage the fanatics?
It’s too accurate.
That’s not the punchline, either — it’s just the setup. You’ll have to read the whole thing.
Don’t miss the one right after it, either — it explains how science publishing works.
Some of you may recall that horrible, annoying talking paper clip that Microsoft inserted into their evil software many years ago. It was universally reviled, so you don’t see it anymore, but have you ever wondered what happened to it? Clippy met Cthulhu. No contest.
Those Australians know how to sell a classy bottle of wine — it’s all in the label. There’s a good chance I’ll be traveling to Melbourne this Spring, and I might just have to bring an extra suitcase to haul back plenty of these:
But noooooo — they’re all sold out! Maybe I’ll have to change those travel plans and visit a more hospitable country.
Did you miss out on our trip to the Creation “Museum” last week? Do you wish you could see such amazing inanity on display, but you live far away and you just don’t think it’s worth the money? Or perhaps you just don’t want to give AiG a penny. Well, here’s your solution: make your own! It’s easy, it’s cheap, and trust me, it’s just as scientifically accurate.
All you have to do is go to your local WalMart and browse the toy section. Get a random assortment of plastic animals, arrange them into a beautiful diorama, and take pictures. Presto! That’s what these clever people did.
I just have to add that gluing googly eyes on everything was brilliant. It makes the whole display so much better than anything in the $27 million dollar monument to folly in Kentucky. (Uh-oh — I hope AiG isn’t reading this, or they’ll rush out and get bigger googly eyes to glue on all their exhibits, and increase their verisimilitude a thousand fold).
Wouldn’t you know it, even the omniscient lord of the cosmos can’t spell my name right. There may be an upside to this, though: when St Peter at the gates goes flipping through his big book of naughty deeds, he won’t be able to find me, and will just wave me on through to continue my rabble rousing.
I tried to watch this new video from Edward Current, but it turns out my Faith-Vision is legally blind.
I have to wait for these Chaser videos to migrate to YouTube — people keep sending me links to the Australian broadcasters site, but they don’t let us Americans see them. Here, though, is one in which they journeyed to Texas to see if we Americans take the bible as literally as some claim. We failed, fortunately.