Since the Catholics are accusing gays of ‘bullying’ by demanding equal rights (how dare they!), and since Minnesota does have a scumbag for a governor, I guess I’ll have to sit back and take it when The Onion mocks our fair state.
All the dudes griping in the feminist threads have finally convinced me that I should bring out my inner horndog. So here we go: I’m converting Pharyngula to an all porn format. I expect my page views to go through the roof.
As my first entry, here is the infamous Eva Mendes sex tape. Enjoy.
It’s an illustrated guide to facial hair, and it contains many important True Facts.
It also has a survey of different beard styles, with a discussion of what they mean. Obviously, I have to agree with this one.
Don’t even try to argue with me. I’ve got honor, virility, and wisdom on my side.
I’m trembling in fear. I should probably pay homage.
Yeah, those annoyingly shrill fundamentalist militant agnostics annoy me too.
In a great victory for history, a very rare 19th century MP3 has been recovered which documents a moment in Charles Darwin’s domestic life. It seems that there was a bit of unreported conflict between them…
This is true, but cruel:
It made me think…there would be a lot more vegans in the world if they could each declare one special exemption. I think “I’m a vegan, except when it comes to bacon” would be a very common phrase, just like “I’m a skeptic, except when it comes to religion.”
Mmmm, bacon.
Westboro Baptist Church decided that they were going to picket Comic-Con, and Justin Kirchart sent me pictures. He also sent me a photo of the WBC picket — it’s a sad and pathetic 4 people standing and holding the usual “YOU HATE GOD” and “GOD HATES FAGS” signs, and it wasn’t very interesting, so I didn’t bother to upload it.
Here, though, are the forces of Comic-con madness across the street. They’re much more entertaining. Click to zoom in!
Justin liked “Jesus was nailed to a cross. Thor has a hammer.” I kind of liked “ODIN IS GOD. Read Mighty Thor #5”. Thor is always good for a laugh in these sorts of things.
