Both Lancelot and Arthur get to do sexy times with Gwinevere, canonically.
Tethyssays
I would say you raise spiders. Petting those particular spiders is probably not a good idea. Blue is probably safer to pet?
Maybe Gwen would prefer a different mythical knight like Lohengrin?
weylguysays
Gwen looks ready to pop, or to be stepped on. I still hate the things.
CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captainsays
His affection for cats is evident.
Matthew Curriesays
Many yearscago we had a sort of pet spider. My stepson was about 5, so of course the spider was Charlotte. She built a big and fine web at the top of the stairs. We got into the habit of steering flies in her direction and occasionally tossing them into the web, and after a while she got lazy and stopped maintaining the web. But she got nice and fat, and gave birth to a fine brood of liitle ones. Whereupon she died, the youngsters went their way, and we decided that perhaps spiders are best left wild. It was interesting, though, how ready she was to abandon housekeeping when given the opportunity.
Perplexity is stalking you:
Perplexity AI: Does PZ Myers have a pet spider https://www.perplexity.ai/search/does-pz-myers-have-a-pet-spide-Z_K_82n8SsG3aEpOm7KgaQ#0
“Does PZ Myers have a pet spider”
“Public posts from PZ Myers indicate that he does keep at least one spider as a pet, named Guenevir. His social media bio also highlights spiders as a recurring personal focus, further supporting that he keeps spiders in a companion-like context.”
Link: https://proxy.freethought.online/pharyngula/2025/12/20/i-have-many-pets-one-of-them-is-guenevir-guenevir-is-a-spider/
That’s an impressive abdomen.
Baby got back.
“I think it’s time Guenevir had a lover.”
Arthur or Lancelot?
Better someone like Gawain or Pellinor, so she can rewrite her story, join her new guy on a quest, and get far, far away from all that Camelot drama.
Merlin would like to stick his wand into this…
#4, https://proxy.freethought.online/pharyngula/2025/12/10/busy-morning-in-the-lab/comment-page-1/#comment-2286624
I would say you raise spiders. Petting those particular spiders is probably not a good idea. Blue is probably safer to pet?
Maybe Gwen would prefer a different mythical knight like Lohengrin?
Gwen looks ready to pop, or to be stepped on. I still hate the things.
His affection for cats is evident.
Many yearscago we had a sort of pet spider. My stepson was about 5, so of course the spider was Charlotte. She built a big and fine web at the top of the stairs. We got into the habit of steering flies in her direction and occasionally tossing them into the web, and after a while she got lazy and stopped maintaining the web. But she got nice and fat, and gave birth to a fine brood of liitle ones. Whereupon she died, the youngsters went their way, and we decided that perhaps spiders are best left wild. It was interesting, though, how ready she was to abandon housekeeping when given the opportunity.