This image was apparently made by a pro-Trumper with a poor sense of geography — I guess they thought you could look out from the Canadian Rockies (or Newfoundland, who knows what goes through the brain of MAGA) and see the Matterhorn.
Someone else later added the Canadian goose preparing to launch a devastating rear assault. Don’t ever mess with the gooses.
Help us, Canada geese! You’re our only hope!
President Trump, from his home in Canada, looking out the front door at Russia, guided by the Spirit Animal sent by Sarah Palin. No explanation for why Russia looks like the only mountain in Disneyland.
Trump’s going over that precipice a couple seconds later. The Yellow-bellied scumsucker is no match for a wild goose.
Haven’t you heard? Canada invaded and took over Switzerland. It will soon be the 11th province.
I encounter geese…gooses!?…nearly every day. That’s depiction is similar to their aggressive pose, although they don’t do the jackbooted high kick. From my experience they’re more show and posturing, and not a serious threat.
I understand that water fowl, including geese, are an important vector for H5N1 (aka “avian influenza”, aka “bird flue”). Fingers crossed.
The first time I saw it, it claimed to be a DJT post (without the goose):
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lcgmezscyk2r
That of course would be even better but I kinda doubt it.
Don’t mess with Canadian cobra chickens.
I met some Canadian geese here in Tucson once at a park. My wife and I were polite and offered them grass. They took it and were polite too.
Canadian geese have become common in Europe. And just like seagulls, they crap everywhere.
Silver lining, they are the only birds who eat the invasive Spanish snails (so destructive to gardens they are commonly known as murder snails).
[Birger, https://www.ridetheflavour.com/spain-recipe-catalan-snails/ ]
There are plenty of rather dangerous animals in the Canadian Rockies (bears, wolves, mosquitoes, etc..), but since that’s actually near Zermat I think an Ibex would be appropriate. A very old, cranky Ram would do nicely.
Bub-bahhhhhhhhh , taking the fast route into Grindelwald.
Considering Trump’s sexual reputation he’d probably enjoy getting goosed. Mind you if the stories about Trump’s diaper are correct I think the goose would regret it.