P Diddy and SBF are locked up together in a Brooklyn jail.
Sean “Diddy” Combs, who was arrested last week on allegations of sex trafficking and racketeering, is being housed in the same living space of a federal detention center in Brooklyn as disgraced former crypto exec Sam Bankman-Fried, three sources familiar with the matter tell NBC New York.
I don’t know if this is a good idea. Letting these two associate and come up with new ideas could have consequences — I don’t want to imagine the combination of crypto and baby oil.
Alternative possibility would be a Kilkenny Cats scenario. I’d rather not think about that, either, but if I have to, I’m putting $50 on P Diddy.
Snake oil, I presume.
Several years ago, rapper L’il Kim was sent to the federal pen during the time that Martha Stewart was there. I was hoping they’d end up as cellmates. It would have been comedy gold. Maybe I’ll pitch a show based on a fictional version of that anyway.
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
-Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Don’t expect me to feel bad for either of them regardless of what happens to them. They are both skeevy sexual predators. Diddy beats women, SBF pressured his female employees into having sex with him (one of them stated something to the effect of “so this is what it’s like to live in a harem”.
Applying stupendously large amounts of baby oil to dedicated crypto generating and storing servers sounds like an absolutely fantastic plan!
So basically, they put them in with the jailhouse rats. This just keeps getting better.
@2 I would pay money to watch that. Although now that Snoop Dogg & Martha are BFFs sipping chardonnay at mutual dinner parties, the moment might have passed.
… Immersion Cooling