P Diddy and SBF are locked up together in a Brooklyn jail.
Sean “Diddy” Combs, who was arrested last week on allegations of sex trafficking and racketeering, is being housed in the same living space of a federal detention center in Brooklyn as disgraced former crypto exec Sam Bankman-Fried, three sources familiar with the matter tell NBC New York.
I don’t know if this is a good idea. Letting these two associate and come up with new ideas could have consequences — I don’t want to imagine the combination of crypto and baby oil.
Alternative possibility would be a Kilkenny Cats scenario. I’d rather not think about that, either, but if I have to, I’m putting $50 on P Diddy.
Snake oil, I presume.
Several years ago, rapper L’il Kim was sent to the federal pen during the time that Martha Stewart was there. I was hoping they’d end up as cellmates. It would have been comedy gold. Maybe I’ll pitch a show based on a fictional version of that anyway.