Donald Trump said that Alabama was at risk from Hurricane Dorian. It wasn’t. The weather service had never said it was. He was told that was incorrect.
So he or his staff whipped out a sharpie to add a line to a weather map, and the White House put out a video of Trump pointing to a fake map to “prove” he wasn’t wrong. That is so pathetic.
He can’t even say, “I was mistaken”.
Should I feel sorry for the grim flunky in the background who had the job of handing him the edited map?
blf says
As pointed out by SC in the current Political Madness All the Time thread, “Al Roker tweeted a picture of the August 29th NHC map displayed in Trump’s briefing on the 29th. Needless to say, it didn’t have the Sharpie bulge. He’s now saying they were putting the chance of Dorian hitting Alabama at 95%.”
chigau (違う) says
How much longer can this go on?
gijoel says
I’m surprised he didn’t add cock and balls to that.
gijoel says
@2 You’re just tempting fate with that comment. :(
PaulBC says
Even the Fonz can say “I was wrong” if he tries enough times. Never let it be said that 70s TV was not an educational medium.
PaulBC says
Another case where satire is entirely superfluous. “President pencils in bubble on weather map.” That used to be the stuff of Onion headlines. Now it is the world we live in.
numerobis says
He’s so low-rent that a black marker works for him on a map that uses white markings.
hemidactylus says
There was a brief moment ca. Aug 30th when the 5 day cone did slightly graze the Alabama border:
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2019/DORIAN_graphics.php?product=5day_cone_with_line
And the UKMET model went way west:
http://moe.met.fsu.edu/cyclonephase/ukm/fcst/archive/19083000/1.windswath.png
But I wouldn’t be currently hanging out in Huntsville if I thought Alabama was under serious threat.
ethicsgradient says
The ‘grim flunky’ is the Acting Homeland Security Secretary, Kevin McAleenan. Someone who ought to be coordinating a response to a natural disaster, or heading the search for domestic terrorists, is holding up a faked diagram because his senile boss cannot admit he was wrong, and hadn’t understood the briefing he had. Do you think he’s wondering where his life choices went wrong, or is he such a true believer that he’s persuaded himself that defending Trump’s intellectual honor is a necessary job?
Bruce Fuentes says
Looks.like it is illegal too.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2074
Marcus Ranum says
A significant percentage of American men think that pathetic loser is cool. That is some serious off-calibration, as in “holy shit!”
wzrd1 says
They run the models every six hours. So, what was displayed on 29 Aug is not what one will experience on 4 Sep.
What a dolt!
At least he stopped saying stupid shit about nuking a hurricane.
I’m hoping that it tracks a bit farther east, so that Hatteras doesn’t get the worst of it. As it stands now, it’s looking like it’ll hit the Cape dead on.
thirdmill says
No, you should not feel bad for that flunky in the background; anyone who agrees to work for Trump deserves every humiliation and every negative consequence that comes his way as a result. So does everyone who voted for Trump. Rarely have we seen karma working with such precision.
nomdeplume says
Being Donald means never having to say “I was mistaken” nor “I was wrong”.
PaulBC says
The fact that it’s a black marker and the fact that it’s dishonest and possibly illegal doesn’t bother me as much as the idea that he thought it could help him in some way. (And I’m still like, what? Is it just a big joke? That makes more sense.) I think most grade school kids would be smart enough not to try a stunt like this. I am not a meteorologist, but am I right that a storm would not have an extra front that just sort of loops out of the main front like a bag. If I were going to alter a map like this, I think I’d at least go for some continuity.
Random thought, maybe it’s not Trump at all, and he has the people who gerrymander congressional districts making weather maps for him now (granted, it’s not nearly misshapen enough for that).
Saad says
chigau, #2
He’s exempt from consequences, so as long as he wants it to.
bcwebb says
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anchor says
“Should I feel sorry for the grim flunky in the background who had the job of handing him the edited map?”
I agree with #13-thirdmill:
No.
Hatchetfish says
Gijoel, maybe he did, maybe he thinks that’s what they look like.
microraptor says
One hundred years from now, in international pop culture, that comb-over will be used to indicate a character is a gibbering idiot.
Peter Morris says
Your political system was able to get rid of Nixon. Why is Trump so hard?
John Morales says
ObPointlessParadoxicalJoke:
Charles M. Schulz — ‘I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.’
stroppy says
The illegality of it, while not surprising (this is Trump after all) is disturbing. It’s illegal for a reason, especially in that what he says as president can impact lives and disaster planning on the ground. The depth of his egomania, corruption, and sheer incompetences is stunning, and that includes all of his enablers…every f’ing one of them.
slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem)) says
TRMS, Rachel Maddow, had an actual expert show us a series of prediction maps produced by the NOAA about predicted paths of Dorian. the map 4 days before the infamous tweet showed a few of the lines grazing Alabama. AND “45” had been insisting he was concentrating all his time on monitoring the storm. Any dedicated President would be clamoring for hourly updates instead of the standard 6 hour cycle. [I’m thinking of Gov. Dukakis giving update from a bunker in Natick during the Blizzard of ’78, as my example of a dedicated monitor of disastrous weather events]
To tweet a “warning” based on 4 day old information is clear indication he ‘foked up’.
Like the OP, I don’t understand why he couldn’t simply say, “oops, my mistake, glad it veered north instead of due west”
I don’t understand why he didn’t try to scratch the 4 day old possible tracks onto the map, to say this is what I was shown before I tweeted that update”, instead of that obviously fake “bulge” which everyone would question.
I want to describe it like a toddler’s map, when even a toddler would do a more plausible version of falsifying it.
I’m surprised he didn’t claim mystical forces that he himself prevented it from hitting Alabama and caused it to hover outside of Florida. 9like a WALL was there)
After claiming to be the Chosen One, makes sense to get more mystical.
thirdmill301 says
Peter Morris, No. 21, Nixon had a working Congress that did its job; Trump does not. If Nixon had had Trump’s Congress, he’d have finished his term. If Trump had had Nixon’s Congress, he’d have been long gone already.
A Masked Avenger says
@PaulBC, #15:
Without attempting to actually diagnose Trump, this kind of thing is consistent with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. A fixed delusional belief that you’re smarter than everyone else, that they all like and admire you, etc., promotes the expectation that you can literally do or say anything and be believed. This expectation is never contradicted, because when he isn’t believed the person with NPD will seamlessly transition to blaming someone else. E.g., if people keep asking about the Sharpie™, expect Trump to insist either that the NWS drew it on, or else to out the aide who handed him the chart, accuse him of originating the claim about Alabama, and firing his ass.
steve1 says
It looks nice outside the Oval office. Go outside and play already you know you want to.
blf says
(Cross-posted from poopyhead’s current Political Madness All the Time thread.)
Some more tidibits on sharpiegate, Trump shows fake hurricane map in apparent bid to validate incorrect tweet:
blf says
(Cross-posted from poopyhead’s current Political Madness All the Time thread.)
More sharpiegate (from the Guarniad’s current live States blog):
And, a few minutes earlier: