The mildly deranged penguin proposes nailing the actual critters to the ceiling. This has many benefits: LOUD screams; Flailing tentacles; Flailing pasta; Tasty dripping sauce; and both Calamari and Cheese within easy reach. The only drawback, she says, is you’d have to keep nailing up new specimens every few minutes. And the flailing things might knock over the vin — sadly, nailing the drinks to the floor has other problems. Perhaps a fountain can be installed to provide a pool, and gentle spray, of refreshment? Bring your own straw.
shadow says
Above an to the right, with a tentacle not quite touching the outstretched one from the left.
Anne, Cranky Cat Lady says
Shadow, I see what you mean. Heh.
Ray, rude-ass yankee, Bugblatting Flibbertigibbet says
Maybe we should paint it on the ceiling?
blf says
The mildly deranged penguin proposes nailing the actual critters to the ceiling. This has many benefits: LOUD screams; Flailing tentacles; Flailing pasta; Tasty dripping sauce; and both Calamari and Cheese within easy reach. The only drawback, she says, is you’d have to keep nailing up new specimens every few minutes. And the flailing things might knock over the vin — sadly, nailing the drinks to the floor has other problems. Perhaps a fountain can be installed to provide a pool, and gentle spray, of refreshment? Bring your own straw.
grandolddeity says
Don’t google brittle sea star field is a trap!