Someone sent me this. They must hate me.
@ScientiaPercept @keithlenclark @DaffyLeCoeur
Evolution CAN'T B verified Jesus as creator&savior can&has been w/billions of experiments— NormanDeArmond (@NormanDeArmond) November 29, 2016
Evolution CAN’T B verified Jesus as creator&savior can&has been w/billions of experiments
I’m afraid to ask what the billions of experiments
that verified Jesus as creator&savior
were, because I’ve reached my limit of stupid today. I have this suspicion that @NormanDeArmond wouldn’t recognize an experiment if it knocked him out, dragged him into my subterranean lair, injected him with mutagens, and started surgically replacing his limbs with tentacles.
archangelospumoni says
Only one possible answer here: undoubtedly a Drumpfh voter.
QED.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says
Hmm, if there is this large amount of evidence for Jebus the phantasm, why has nobody pointed to the evidence required: physical evidence that would pass muster with scientists, magicians, and professional debunkers as being of divine, and not natural (scientifically explained), origin. The silence is deafening.
Maybe magic mushrooms or other hallucinogens are involved…
Silver Fox says
Simple, he was drinking heavily.
reynardo says
Waste of good tentacles.
Akira MacKenzie says
Knowing the Bible-humpers like I do, I’m going to guess this clod thinks that every human life that has ever existed is an experiment.
Nullifidian says
The moron probably is guessing at the number of bibles ever printed, & that each one proves Jebus is Creator & Saviour, cos it says so, & that’s just as good as any experiment by so-called experts.
The amazing thing is that he’s probably correct that there’ve been billions of copies of that crock of crap.
woozy says
I was thinking it was probably every person who accepted Christ as their savior.
robro says
Nerd — They don’t even have good evidence of JC as a real person. Let’s get that from them first, then worry them about the divine business. And no, those New Testament writings aren’t particularly good evidence.
Bruce H says
@6 Nullifidian: According to this back of the envelope calculation, it takes roughly 392 thousand trees to supply bibles for every church congregation in the United States. I’m guessing that estimate is pretty low, considering that many Christians own multiple bibles. Many non-Christians (including me) own at least one bible. Ain’t that somethin’?
John Morales says
Jesus is not the creator, God is (unless one is into Trinitarianism) — as it is writ in Scripture, as he was dying Jesus ejaculated thus: “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”
What he is supposed to be saving people from is God’s punishment — Hell itself.
Salvation is no more and no less than avoiding God’s eternal torture — which necessarily entails that if God did not torture, no saving would be necessary.
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Yeah, the above has nothing to do with evolution.
(Not anymore than religion has to do with science, anyway)
erikthebassist says
Didn’t you just post about low hanging fruit PZ? Or was it one of your readers that chastised someone else for going after it?
Sorry, too tired / lazy / drunk to be bothered to look it up myself.
Oh wait, yeah it was JM and CR going at it about Hitchens. An allusion to the idea that picking on the religious was low hanging fruit. That’s what I was thinking of…
birgerjohansson says
Dang. Before Reading this I just posted PZ a link about divergent evolution among monotremes leading to a possible breakthrough for diabetes medication (Australian animals rock).
That would in itself be a powerful argument for evolution.
“Platypus venom could hold key to diabetes treatment” http://phys.org/news/2016-11-platypus-venom-key-diabetes-treatment.html
EigenSprocketUK says
I don’t have my glasses on. I thought you said testicles.
Now that would be an interesting experiment.
richardelguru says
@ EigenSprocketUK
I’m sure he wouldn’t have the balls to do that!
Robert Webster says
“knocked him out, dragged him into my subterranean lair, injected him with mutagens, and started surgically replacing his limbs with tentacles.” So, typical Wednesday?
multitool says
#13
Yeah I read testicles too!
Part of that was from reading PZ’s post on Pivar first.