That doesn’t change the fact that right-wing goons will use ANYTHING as a weapon against Obama. I mean, I don’t even know why anyone is talking about this.
The Mellow Monkeysays
Just noticed the link. That’s the Borowitz Report. So, yes, it’s parody.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trollssays
*the Orkin peeps put out peanut butter to entice the rats
Mice love peanut butter too. The cheap sub-generic government suplus stuff worked wonders in a couple of days…
I have a ticket for WIS2. Now I need to figure out where to sleep (especially given that it’s on a holiday weekend, so many hostels are already fully booked), and how to get there.
Am I the only Pharyngulite going, btw? I don’t remember anyone else mentioning it, but I miss a lot of what goes on in the lounge and on thunderdome
The Mellow Monkeysays
When I was a kid and had pet rats, they would run around the house freely and hide under the fridge, which deeply upset my mother. I trained them so that if I put my hand under the fridge with a peanut butter smeared cracker on it, they would come to me and get rewarded with PB and scritches after returning to their cages.
Looking back on it, I’m astounded at how easily I was able to train them to come and return to their cages when they were bothering my mom. Those were some very well-behaved little ratty friends.
I live near DC. I might go if I can. If you need a place to stay, I have a bed I can offer up (my couch is long enough for me to sleep on, and comfy enough too.)
oh, that would be fun. Hope it works out. And if I can’t find some reasonable sleeping arrangement in DC, I might take you up on the offer of sleeping space. So, I’ll keep the offer in mind :-)
heh. I have 3 cats, and we don’t close the bedroom door. So, I get trampled over on a nightly basis, and woken up regularly to dispense bellyrubs/food/warmth at need :-p
Sheesh. I was fooled by The Onion the first time I read something from there (it was political too). Now the same thing from the Borowitz report.
::Sigh::
I really hope my financial situation improves enough to attend one of these conferences/conventions. WIS2 would be great to aim for. I really want to meet some of the Horde. Of course precious few of these conventions are anywhere in the Southeast United States…No Love :(
John Moralessays
Tony, it’s the Poe effect.
(Too easy to believe that at least some of his supporters would go along with it)
athycosays
“Republicans Praise Obama for Offering Bold Vision to Thwart” is the blog entry preceding the Beyoncé lip-sync story. Yeah.
The last paragraphs of the linked story relate that Rand Paul is sure that everyone recognizes Hillary Clinton answering every question at her Senate Benghazi hearing “didn’t fool anyone.”
Sometimes I wonder what will happen that goes over the line so that it’s impossible to parody or satirize because they’ve tested that line often.
carliesays
I wish I could go to WIS!
Tony, if I could get to the southeast, you’d be my first stop for a visit. :)
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularismsays
Caine:
Started reading Manhood in America. First impression is that someone who checked the book out before me has an odd sense of humor. Or something.
From the introduction, I give you quotes from the book (highlighted by a reader) and the associated margin comment (in italics):
Manhood is less about the drive for domination and more about the fear of others dominating us, having power or control over us. Throughout American history American men have been afraid that others will see us as less manly, weak, timid, frightened.
King’s Speech
Masculinity is largely a homosocial enactment
file sharing
American men try to control themselves; they project their fears onto others; and when feeling too pressured, they attempt an escape. These three themes recur frequently in the following pages, as men return to self-control, exclusion, and escape in their efforts to ground a secure sense of themselves as men.
thesis: sexual offending
I am BAFFLED.
The Mellow Monkeysays
…file sharing?
chigau (無味ない)says
Anyone who highlights a library book should be severely punished.
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularismsays
Anyone who highlights a library book should be severely punished.
Anyone who highlights a library book should be severely punished.
Flogging sounds good…
carliesays
Happy birthday to Kat,
Happy birthday to Kat,
You’re so cool
You’re where it’s at,
Happy birthday to Kat!
*confetti*
David Marjanovićsays
Am I the only Pharyngulite going, btw?
…I arrived in NYC at the same time as Sandy. When the subway and then the museum reopened, I was told a wall next to the collection had been damaged (or something), and it was going to take months till they’d even know when they could let people in again. Still no news. If the collection is reopened in May…
…file sharing?
Is that what they call it these days?
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick)says
Happy Birthday Katherine!
Uhm, I have a confession. There’s a book in the EPL system that I wrote in chigau . I’m sorry, I really, really am. I was young. I was stupid. I did it in pencil.
What was I suppose to do? I’d let slide having one space ship going into orbit around another, neither of which were even moon sized let alone planet sized. I let slide characters floating weightless while the ship was accelerating. But when one character was described as having come from the town of Alberta Canada I wrote in the margin “Oh come ON!”
I shall now go face* the books at my local library as penance.
*As in line the spines up neatly with the edge of the shelf. Which honestly isn’t much of a penance because that’s what I do anyway if I’m not paying attention. Years and years in abookstore has left their mark.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trollssays
As in line the spines up neatly with the edge of the shelf. Which honestly isn’t much of a penance because that’s what I do anyway if I’m not paying attention. Years and years in abookstore has left their mark.
*here’s your punishment, some seven-day-old grog, and a Lilac Beret escort to make sure no mischief occurs without your permission (godbots made to apologize free of charge). Hands fuming tankard over*
chigau (無味ない)says
FossilFishy
When ever I have a library book, I erase the pencil marks.
So I may have fixed yours already.
But when it came to mounting a defense in the Stodghill case, Catholic Health’s lawyers effectively turned the Church directives on their head. […] they are arguing state law protects doctors from liability concerning unborn fetuses on grounds that those fetuses are not persons with legal rights.
Yeah, the Catholic Church is pretty much the worst… I wonder why all those slymepitters give the Catholics a pass, and come after feminists instead? Not that I would approve of them targeting ANYONE the way they do, but I could understand it if it were people who are actually guilty of things.
In other news, BossNurse’s crisis at work has been averted. She called me again this afternoon from work, still in a pretty bad place, and then had to go to a meeting and hung up. At said meeting, her boss started by thanking her for being there and praising all the good work she’s doing. Talk about saying the right thing at the right time!
Also, I don’t know which dresses ideeli was advertising earlier, but L has looked at their site, and he says he can make anything he saw on there for you, and beat their price by a good margin.
Manhood is less about the drive for domination and more about the fear of others dominating us, having power or control over us. Throughout American history American men have been afraid that others will see us as less manly, weak, timid, frightened.
King’s Speech
This is the one I’m not sure about – can anyone who saw the movie tell me if it dealt with British / American relations in any way? Basically, the note taker felt that whatever the content of The King’s Speech, it was relevant to post-colonial feelings toward the UK and their impact on masculinity. So, the movie was an easy way for them to understand this.
Masculinity is largely a homosocial enactment
file sharing
The new homosocial ground, the new men’s club, properly techified, it brought homosocial relations back to their proper place – no nasty feminizing influences. (Ooops.) Also, different kinds of men’s clubs through technology – from stuffy to rabid all the way to the classic and traditional escape valves for men feeling not masculine enough – escape (games) and expansion (hacking, pirating, inventing).
American men try to control themselves; they project their fears onto others; and when feeling too pressured, they attempt an escape. These three themes recur frequently in the following pages, as men return to self-control, exclusion, and escape in their efforts to ground a secure sense of themselves as men.
thesis: sexual offending
*Sigh* The old “men bottle things up, they are forced to, they become fearful and blocked from escape, retreat to an easy power grab: rape.”
Right now, it’s 6° and our low for tonight is -6°. We’re having trouble getting the temperature in our apartment above 65°†. It was a struggle to get the Darkling down– despite wearing a “sleep sack” and being loosely swaddled in a thick blanket, she is not pleased.
Kat:
Happy happy happy!
Joy joy joy!
†There’s a small pocket of warmth in the living room were we have a space heater set up. If all else fails, I’ll bring the baby down here and run it all night. She can sleep in her portable crib (or fuck it, the swing) and I’ll take the couch.
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick)says
I see, I see. Sound policy that, can’t be too careful after all.
[places beer goggles on grog]
Er, now what?
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularismsays
Hmm. Sure, I guess that makes sense.
And no, The King’s Speech did not feature British/American relations. There were lots of jokes about Australians, and the Nazi invasion of Czechoslovakia is a plot point, but no. No Americans. Maybe something could be said about how Bertie’s stammer makes him feel less of a man (it does make others bully him, and makes him feel very awkward)?
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularismsays
FossilFishy:
Are you still in need of replacement funds?
I am good. Thanks!
Hekuni Cat, MQGsays
Happy Birthday, Kat!
carliesays
Audley – we’re at -8F now. Urgh. I was only half kidding when I suggested to the family that we all sleep in the basement around the wood stove and take shifts keeping it fed all night. This is ridiculous!
Poor DarkBaby, all confined like that. :) We’ve often run space heaters all night – doing so tonight in child 2 ‘s bedroom, the one furthest from the furnace.
carliesays
Also we are at almost 70% humidity, so it’s a wet cold. Ok, all the Canadians can laugh at me now.
cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
And now a chunk of that molar has broken off…
…mere hours after I made an appointment for Monday.
Maybe, if I’m lucky, they might be able to get me in earlier? And maybe they can rebuild it?? ‘Cause a root canal just ain’t happenin’. Not until after we finish buying my MRSA-less ass back from the hospital.
In July.
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Happy birthday, Katherine Lorraine!
– *pouncehug* for David Marjanović.
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piece of evidence #4085764385 that it’s not about Teh Babeeeez: In malpractice case, Catholic hospital argues fetuses aren’t people:
*blinkblink*
Wow. That is some breathtaking hypocrisy.
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In other news, BossNurse’s crisis at work has been averted.
Maybe something could be said about how Bertie’s stammer makes him feel less of a man (it does make others bully him, and makes him feel very awkward)?
Hmmm. Only the note taker knows! This one remains mysterious. I don’t see how the movie could possibly relate to what Kimmel is referring to there.
We’re at -4 F, wind chill -20 F. I have space heaters running all over .
cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
Son is in Sioux Falls. I suspect that it is beastly cold.
Sure hope he took a heavy coat.
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Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :)says
It’s been getting down to 32 at night around here. It’s refreshing.
Unfortunately, it’s now raining, and since it’s been more than three days of sunshine and 90% of California drivers’ frontal lobes are water soluble, we’re now deeply entrenched in “OH MAH GAWERD THERE’S WAW-DER COM’N’OUDDA SKAH! WH-WHUHS IT MEAN, MAN?! AH BETTER SLAM ON THE BRAKES!”
Carlie, -8°?? Correct me if I’m wrong, but you do live like an hour away from me and didn’t move to Maine or something, right?
I don’t know if I’m unjustly paranoid about space heaters or what, but I hate running them at night when I’m asleep. Like the house WILL BURN DOWN if I’m not on top of the damned thing whenever it’s on.
I’m taking a short break from Manhood in America to read Misogyny: The World’s Oldest Prejudice, by Jack Holland. Good stuff so far, and it’s only 287 pages.
Hekuni Cat, MQGsays
cicely:
And now a chunk of that molar has broken off…
I’m so sorry. *hugs
Caine:
Misogyny: The World’s Oldest Prejudice, by Jack Holland. Good stuff so far, and it’s only 287 pages.
I’ve added this one to my list too, but I don’t have it yet.
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick)says
When the Small Fry was a bub in arms we had a clock in her room that also measured temperature. On a cold winter’s morning it was often 6c, inside. Gotta say we loved the sleep sack. We put an electric space heater in her room but found that it made no difference to her sleep so stopped bothering. Bubbies are full of brown fat generating heat like a boss and ours must have had more than most.
Mind you, now that it’s 30c in her room at bedtime she insists on her “sleep sack”, a flannel pillow case to put her feet in, her warmed in the microwave rice bag and to have the duvet pulled up to go to sleep. We give her a couple of minutes to get to sleep and then strip off all the layers. In those few minutes she ends up glowing like a horseshoe ready for shaping.
I’ve added this one to my list too, but I don’t have it yet.
If you have a tablet, it’s available as an e-book. This one is particularly helpful in regard to clear, concise language about misogyny, a valuable tool for future arguments.
Nutmegsays
carlie:
Ok, all the Canadians can laugh at me now.
Ooh, is this my chance to compete in the I’m-colder-than-you contest? It’s currently -30C/-22F, no windchill. The coldest temperature in the 5-day forecast is -31C/-24F, or -40C/-40F with windchill.
The coldest temperature I have ever personally experienced (without windchill) is, I think, -44C/-47F. With windchill, I distinctly remember a day that was -52C/-62F. And I still had to go to school and write an exam. (Uphill both ways in paper shoes, etc.)
Our baby monitor displays the temp and it’s currently 66°F (19°C) in the nursery. The Darkling has been asleep for about an hour now, so I think she’s warm enough (she gets WHOA cranky when she’s cold).
cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
Now I’m worried about whether I dare brush it tonight or not…or what I dare eat…or drink….
:( :( :(
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vaiytsays
Can we trade a bit? The heat here is getting oppressive.
Seeing the temps you folks are dealing…I am so not going to complain about the 50 F we have atm.
cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
So…let’s say, hypothetically, that enough more of this tooth breaks off in the night that the filling pops out. Tips, suggestions, pointers?
And I just can’t make my tongue let it alone.
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cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
Huh. It just now occurs to me—I don’t recall anyone here admitting to the practice of dentistry. We may want to acquire one, sometime before we set up the Commune.
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Cicely, *gentle hugs*, I hope you get the molar taken care of quickly.
Pteryxxsays
cicely: internet says some pharmacies sell orthodontic wax, or make-it-yourself temporary filling kits with putty that you mix. Also chewing gum makes a good temporary patch to cover the broken spot and hold things together for a little while. (preferably sugar-free gum…)
I didn’t watch TC tonight, but Mister did, and he just told me who they knifed.
*Aauuuuuuuuugggggghhhhh*
Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :)says
I am not terribly familiar with Big Think. Why is it a bad platform?
A combination of random, finicky formatting that takes forever to load and bugs out somewhat regularly, hosting the likes of Satoshi Kanazawa, and being a veritable fucking flytrap of
shallow, privilege-blind, conceit-addled drive-by pearl-clutchers who fancy them selves “big thinkers” and seem to have made it their personal mission to confirm every negative “ivory tower” stereotype ever.
Azkyroth:
Oh, well I can see what Katherine meant now. Damn. Although isn’t Patheos full of theist bloggers along with the Atheist ones? I suppose if Patheos loads easier than Big Think, that is one incremental advance.
Nutmeg:
You only win if you walked 3 or more miles in paper shoes.
The prize is your very own creationist chewtoy. Perhaps you would like Lynn from the ‘slacking’ thread.
Hekuni Cat, MQGsays
Caine:
This one is particularly helpful in regard to clear, concise language about misogyny, a valuable tool for future arguments.
Good to know. Unfortunately, I don’t have a tablet, so unless that unexpectedly changes in the immediate future, I’ll be getting a hard copy.
One bit of phraseology I like is Culture of contempt. Accurate and descriptive.
Tethyssays
cicely,
IANAD but I am a trained dental ceramist. I do know my way around a dental handpiece, if somebody can do the novacaine part. Sorry to hear about the tooth breaking. (another design flaw IMO) Is it painful or sensitive? If you only broke a cusp tip, or a proximal ridge*, it can be fixed easily with light cured bonding.
Brush them as normal if it doesn’t hurt. A dental irrigation syringe can be very helpful, and warm salt water rinses are good for sensitivity and oral hygiene in general.
*ridge at the contact point between posterior teeth
Hekuni Cat, MQGsays
Caine – Even though I haven’t read the book as yet, Culture of contempt does sound “[a]ccurate and descriptive” to me too. I hope it will help with me with presenting arguments during future MRA incursions. At least that’s my goal.
Morning
I feel like shit. Looks like the little one’s belly bug rubbed of (she is already running around again since Monday). I know somebody who’s staying at home today…
Hapy Birthday, Katherine
cicely
Comiserations.
I used beeswax in the past to temporarily fill a hole or cover a sharp edge.
Has anyone given their cats wine? I just poured a glass of Cabernet and Kayta was intrigued by it. She brought her nose into the glass as if she were going to try some. I dipped my finger in the wine and presented it to her. She licked my finger a bit! I did not do it again, on the off chance that wine is not good for cats.
Menyambal --- son of a son of a bachelorsays
cicely, if your tooth is hurting, a clove from your spice rack might help. Clove oil is a common numbing agent, and I keep a bottle of cloves around just for teeth, sometimes. They do take the pain down a notch, for sure. Shove one in the broken bit, and you might be able to leave it alone.
Loftysays
Tony, my cats eat whatever they can steal. I’m sure if I spilt wine there’d be a cat tasting it. The only trouble with the grey cat is he gets the runs sometimes from what goes down the hatch (tofu, lemon syrup cake, asparagus, broccoli, and of course anything vaguely meaty. And he’s now 15. And disgustingly healthy.) I’m sure their digestive system can handle most things.
Hate to be the one to break it to you guys, but cats cannot process alcohol and it is very very bad for them. I’m sure a tiny taste won’t do any harm, but don’t let your fur-babies (of any species!) get used to it, regardless of their current health.
WMDKitty:
I suspected cats shouldn’t consume alcohol, so she got no more than one lick. Thanks for the heads up.
Loftysays
WMDKitty, good reminder for me to google search before I post! How about this snippet:
Some manufacturers of cat and dog dental care products actually add 25% or more straight grain alcohol (aka ethyl alcohol) to their formula, which can cause damage to the liver, kidneys and nervous system over time. Either way, alcohol isn’t good for canines or felines. Dogs and cats can even get alcohol toxicity by ingesting fermented foods if they eat enough of them.
The things that can kill us and our pets are legion. Luckily I only have around 1 glass of wine a year and don’t spill any.
Janine: Hallucinating Liarsays
Back in my college days, one night, we spiked the cat’s water with a little vodka. The cat got drunk. For the next few hours, while we were partying, we watched the cat’s antics.
But the cat really did not like getting drunk. We tried again on other nights to spike the cat’s water. He would not touch the water.
This goes without saying, of course, but alcohol isn’t too terribly good for humans, either. (Yes, I occasionally indulge in a pint of Guinness or a mixed drink, but never to excess, because I get the worst. hangovers. ever.)
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Still worrying about how to get a couple of hours off work to go to that interview. Faking an illness could cause problems if I have to go to another round of interviews in a couple of days and have to take a day off again, or by some misfortune it gets out. Saying the truth… I dunno. I don’t want problems.
I mean, I’m working for financial aid, not real pay and I could get a real job. People should understand me, right?
Okay, but if you don’t ask… you’re never going to know if they would have said “yes”. It’s worth it to try, at least.
Beatricesays
Thanks, WMDKitty.
It’s a bit of a… situation, this whole thing. I don’t want to fuck up possible staying at this place once this training period is done (unless I get a paying job in the meantime (if I find a way to attend interviews (without fucking up chances for staying if I don’t get…))). You get it. I’m in a recursive loop.
So. It’s 0°F outside. No idea how cold it is in my apartment.
The Darkling and I have moved downstairs and we’re snuggling on the couch. The space heater is cranked up to 11, but there’s a weird (new) draft coming from the kitchen.
A Katter’s Australian Party candidate for the federal election has stood down and a Senate nominee has been suspended after they both made anti-gay comments.
The candidate for the Victorian seat of Wannon, Tess Corbett, has withdrawn her nomination after causing controversy for comparing gay people with paedophiles.
Queensland Senate nominee Bernard Gaynor, meanwhile, has had his party membership suspended and nomination deemed invalid after making other homophobic comments.
One does not need to get this sophisticated. I just used thin sheets of perspex, taped in place. The effects are dramatic in terms of insulation.
carliesays
Audley – we don’t have the big city warming effect out here. :) But I have noticed that there are a huge number of microclimates because of all the hills; even with the official weather, right now my Windows weather gadget says it’s -11, wunderground says -20, and weather channel says -16. I have a thermometer stuck on the outside of my kitchen window, but it mainly measures how much heat my stupid bad window lets through.
Top Chef – FINALLY.
carliesays
On windows – we gave up a few years ago and instead of the thin see-through shrink plastic, went to 4 mil plastic (construction sheeting) taped on with weatherproofing tape. Can’t see out of them now, but it does help more. I’ve seen that you can now get see through plastic up to that thick, but it costs more.
carliesays
We are right now 50 degrees F colder than McMurdo base in Antarctica. Just sayin’.
(shhh – none of that “it’s summer there now” crap)
Merry-Go-Round-the-Sun day, Katherine! Hope you have a good day, and that there may be cake!
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Totally sympathise with the dilemma, Beatrice. I guess you could think out beforehand how to put it to them all nice and calm and “sensibly” and just ask …is your boss decent(-ish) or a bit of an arse?
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Ogvorbissays
Good morning.
Threadrupt.
Spent yesterday home with a godsawful headache and vomiting. Feeling a little better.
The snow is disappearing. Even though the high today should be about 12F. I just love watching snow evaporate in cold weather. It is sublime, mate.
Matt Penfoldsays
So the norovirus got you Og ? Glad you are feeling better.
Carlie and theophontes:
Mr Darkheart is heading to [big box hardware store] after work and check out our options for fixing our leaky windows. Hopefully we can fix this today!
John @608:
Nice. There is justice in the world. Oh if only the situation were the same in the U.S. I would love to see Bachman or Santorum or Limbaugh dropped by their party and ostracized for the many hateful things they say.
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In other news, what the heck am I doing up so early???!!!
carliesays
Audley – awesome. :) Weatherseal tape is fantastic. Yes, it will probably take paint off when you remove it, but it really does work. It looks like packing tape but is cold-resistant. like this. I use it to put the heavy plastic up, and also sometimes just to seal small gaps that the foam strips won’t fit into.
Ogvorbissays
So the norovirus got you Og ? Glad you are feeling better.
I was only really sick for about 12 hours so I doubt it was a norovirus. Anyway, feeling better.
Weird ass dreams, though. Seriously. I dreamt about discussing gender politics with a donkey.
I don’t think North Korean officials have thought this through. How potent is the U.S. military arsenal again?
” North Korea has dramatically stepped up its threats against the United States, saying it would carry out further rocket launches and a nuclear test that would target America.
The announcement by the country’s top military body comes after the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) yesterday agreed on a US-backed resolution to censure and sanction North Korea for a rocket launch in December that breached UN rules.
“We are not disguising the fact that the various satellites and long-range rockets that we will fire and the high-level nuclear test we will carry out are targeted at the United States,” North Korea’s National Defence Commission said, according to state news agency KCNA.”
Stops mould growth and fungi
Seals ugly bags of mainly hate
Won’t blacken, stain or yellow
High performance silicone sealant
diannesays
I dreamt about discussing gender politics with a donkey.
Very Jungian. Did you get the donkey to agree that gender politics were not a settled issue and that the donkey needed to include abortion rights in its platform?
Ogvorbissays
Very Jungian.
No, not really. The donkey wasn’t all that young. More of a middle-aged ass.
Did you get the donkey to agree that gender politics were not a settled issue and that the donkey needed to include abortion rights in its platform?
Nope. The donkey was quite upset that the burros and hinneys were threatening his happiness by demanding the same rights as donkeys. It was weird. Seriously weird.
birgerjohanssen:
I think the fainting couch is big enough for us both. Wow, the RCC doing right for once??!! Is it opposite day?
Speaking of the raping children church, Patrick Hoffman, of catholic answers live recently said the world is UNDERpopulated. Damn moron.
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In the Shermer thread md just said getting rid of the Dept of Education would be a good thing. Wow…
Son of a… it is cold where many of you are, so I’m emailing out a ton of fuel pellets, split up as needed. It is not that cold here, relatively. I sort of miss Florida though, I never saw single-digit weather there. It is warming up, but it is also supposed to rain this weekend. I was going to take BossNurse to see the state monument/historical site thingy up the road, pack a picnic lunch and take the dog with us. Now I guess not.
I had the strangest dream last night. Have you ever seen that thing in a movie where people can’t leave a room/building, they exit a door and find themselves walking right back in? I had that as a dream, except I was on a spaceship trying to get away from Darth Vader. Yeah, THAT Darth Vader.
Ogvorbissays
Arguing with an ass? That is good! (You are interacting with your dream.)
Oh, I interact in my dreams all the time. Conversations, even conversations with my abuser, are quite common in my dreams. I have no control over what is actually happening, but I (the I in the dream) and conversing with others. So, not sure if that is the interaction you mean. It’s more like I am a puppet than an actual free agency.
UnknownEricsays
Some mild amusement for a chilly Thursday morning:
On my way to work this morning, I noticed a little commercial operation I had never noticed before. The name? Jesus Christ Bail Bonds.
The mixture of the “sacred” and profane just tickled my funny bone for some reason.
Ogvorbissays
Have you ever seen that thing in a movie where people can’t leave a room/building, they exit a door and find themselves walking right back in?
A frequent dream for me is to wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, land in bed, wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, land in bed, wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, land in bed, wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, land in bed, wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, and wonder, am I really awake this time?
I had that as a dream, except I was on a spaceship trying to get away from Darth Vader. Yeah, THAT Darth Vader.
So I was arguing with an ass and you were trying to escape Darth Vader.
UnknownEric:
Lol.
My second chuckle of the morning thanks to Lounge denizens :)
Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :)says
Oh, well I can see what Katherine meant now. Damn. Although isn’t Patheos full of theist bloggers along with the Atheist ones? I suppose if Patheos loads easier than Big Think, that is one incremental advance.
So far, there’s been quite a bit of masturBOTHSIDESation in the comments, but the medium doesn’t lend itself to “HEY! This is supposed to be ‘BIG THINK!’ What do you think you’re doing challenging my preconceptions and making me uncomfortable?!”
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularismsays
Yesterday, I had the following conversation with Boss:
Boss: Did you do the experiment we outlined?
Me: Yes. But the data are odd. I think something went wrong. I’m going to repeat it. In fact, I started earlier today, I’ll have the new data early next week.
Boss: Show me.
Me: [shows data]
Boss: These data don’t make sense. Redo it.
Me: Already started. It’ll be done early next week.
Boss: Why didn’t you say so? And why are you showing me data you know to be crap?
Me: [internal facepalm]
Today, I:
1) Looked out my window and observed a buttload of snow.
2) Remembered that my snow boots were in my car.
3) Facepalmed.
4) Wore non-boots to my car and put my boots on in my car
5) Observed the pain of putting feet in frozen boots.
6) Finally got my goddamn W-2.
7) Filed my taxes. Refund of $1300 FTW!
And now, to call my doctor. This goddamn sebaceous cyst is pissing me off.
It’s more like I am a puppet than an actual free agency.
:(
I meant the free agent bit.
(Changing major parts of the dream, turn the donkey into a frog, fly, move from desert to jungle… anything that creates the idea (epiphany!) that it is your dream, under your control.)
…
Having said that, mine have been rather mundane of late. Perhaps from having broken sleep.
Ogvorbissays
Hey Oggie, let’s please not page Dr. Freud. Ugh.
That was attempted sarcasm, iJoe. Note the ‘attempted’ part. I was just wondering what Freud’s dream symbolism would have made of Darth Vader and doors that you go in as you come out.
I meant the free agent bit.
I have never been a free agent in my dreams. The ones that don’t involve 9/11 or my abuse are almost always me trying to do something, get something, find something and roadblock after roadblock are tossed up in my face.
Last night, one donkey dream, two abuse dreams, one 9/11 dream, and one looking-for-a-bathroom-while-everyone-and-everything-tries-to-stop-me dream.
diannesays
I’m distinctly not a free agent in my dreams. I’m especially fond of the dreams in which I realize that I’m dreaming and that therefore physics doesn’t apply and literally anything I can imagine can happen. Unfortunately, it’s my subconscious that decides what can happen. Fortunately, my subconscious is sarcastic against self so the monsters usually end up being fatally flawed and ridiculous after their initial looming horror. Usually.
Josh, Official SpokesGaysays
Alert-I won’t comment on this further in the lounge, but I wanted to get your attention. Blogger Avicenna is in need of some remedial education about the myth of misunderstanding consent in rape. I’ve started in the comments section:
Sometimes in my dreams, I’m a superhero and I can fly and shoot frickin laser beams out of my hands… and then sometimes I accidentally fly too far from Earth and I realize that the distances between planets are really really far, at which point the dream turns into a minor nightmare of me being lost in vacuum.
dontpanicsays
Esteleth,
Facepalm indeed. Sounds too similar to many conversations I have each week (w/ a multitude of colleagues).
…
5) Observed the pain of putting feet in frozen boots.
6) Finally got my goddamn W-2.
7) Filed my taxes. Refund of $1300 FTW!
Thanks, for the reminder that my boots are out in the car (8F); luckily no significant snow (yet).
Hmm. Haven’t gotten a single (expect 3) W2 yet. If I remember right one of the colleges my wife teaches at never gets around to mailing us one; each year we have to track someone down to get a copy. I think they distribute it “online” in some obscure manner. Probably won’t get a refund though. Having the wife as an part-time “adjunct” at two colleges means that they each pretend that that’s all her income and under deduct — great for monthly bill paying, but the sticker shock of the “tax due” kills me every year. And yes I bumped my own withholding to try to account for this.
Beatricesays
opposablethumbs,
I decided to ask, and just go with the truth. What happens, happens.
Boss is nice, has a lot of ideas about my staying there after this year. The problem is that this is government office, so boss can’t really decide whether they will be employing someone for my place next year or not. It would be a big risk for me to decide not to search anywhere else (not to mention the whole not getting real pay, but financial assistance for a year).
But I kinda like the place and the colleagues. I got pretty comfortable here and besides, change scares me.
Janine: Hallucinating Liarsays
On my way to work this morning, I noticed a little commercial operation I had never noticed before. The name? Jesus Christ Bail Bonds.
SC linked to one of their commercials a few years ago.
Bail out!
Bail out!
Bail out!
Bail out!
Bail out!
Bail out!
cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
My nightmares were full of Mormon missionaries and disintegrating teeth.
Bring back the big, wobbly purple Things!
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Pteryxx: Thanks! Somehow it just never occurred to me to google it.
The dentist’s office has me in for any cancellations, but there are no other openings to plug me into that are any sooner than my Monday morning appointment; but no additional bits came off in the night, there’s no swelling or pain, and I plan to chew very carefully. I am cautiously optimistic that a lot of crap isn’t getting in under the filling, on the basis that when I rinsed with Lysterine last night, my mouth didn’t catch fire. Maybe it can avoid abscessing. *fingers crossed*
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Tethys: No pain or sensitivity (though I haven’t chewed anything harder than a slice of bread, since the thing broke). The break is on the inside-back of the tooth, there are no teeth in nearby contact, and it appears to dip down more-or-less tangent to the gum, at the lowest point. (The broken-out bit is approximately ‘U’ shaped, judging by what my tongue says.) It doesn’t act as if chewed glop is getting under the filling—would there be an advantage to getting something to seal the missing patch against the filling, or (and here’s my overactive imagination at work), would that just trap Unknown Things underneath, to fester? I don’t know enough to decide….
– *hugs* for Giliell. I’ve seen (maybe even here, who knows?) kids described as “little petri dishes with legs”.
– *hugs* and sympathy for Ogvorbis as well.
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cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
Have you ever seen that thing in a movie where people can’t leave a room/building, they exit a door and find themselves walking right back in? I had that as a dream, except I was on a spaceship trying to get away from Darth Vader. Yeah, THAT Darth Vader.
I know this one, only subbing a dungeon-crawl setting for the spaceship, and a vampire for Darth Vader.
The Husband has a thing for teleportation points in his dungeons. You generally figure it out when the mapping becomes obviously impossible.
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The name? Jesus Christ Bail Bonds.
Just flashed on Bill Cosby:
“Goddamnit, get in here!”
“No, Dad, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Right there with you!
:D
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Ogvorbissays
The Husband has a thing for teleportation points in his dungeons. You generally figure it out when the mapping becomes obviously impossible.
Back when I DM’d (way back in the AD&D days (and even out of the White Box books (which I still have!))), I’d routinely set up long straight passages with 92 or 93 degree bends and a 1/2% up or down grade. When the mapper showed that they were back into a large room, it’d be a different room that looked remarkably similar. Of course, they still had a chance to spot it with a saving throw, but they hit that about 5% of the time. Fun times.
madphdsays
Thought you would be interested in a comment thread and article at Scientific American.
2 weeks ago I found lumps on my left and right waist. I showed them to my docs and they wanted to watch them. The lumps have grown and now hurt all the time, and hurt enough to wake me up if I roll over them while sleeping. I learned the hard way when I first found them to never, ever squeeze them.
The docs told me today what I suspected,the lumps are more tumors but they aren’t restricted to my lungs or ribs like the rest.
They’re going to get blasted with beta rays right after my lungs are finished being blasted by gamma rays.
I’m so numbed by my experiences I don’t care much about my treatment and failing body so long as I can remain comfortable.
I’ve also lost even more weight, I’m at 115 lbs even though I try really hard to be at 135 lbs. Doesn’t seem to matter what I eat, I just keep going down.
My wife texted me to tell me she’s having an awesome day at work, our conversation last night really helped. I got an email telling me that some of my digital guitar effects pedals will soon be opened up for software-based editing to go along with beaming preset changes from my phone, which is AWESOME(won’t be released until March, NOT AWESOME). With any luck I’ll have my amplifier sold on Sunday, and I’m going to use some of the money to take my wife out for the day… lunch, and a movie, and walking around town sightseeing. I’ve lost an additional 6 pounds since starting the diet/exercise thing two weeks ago, putting my total for the last 6 months at around 30 pounds.
*actually mostly Denmark, but I don’t know a song about Denmark that includes the words “fuck yeah!”
Josh, Official SpokesGaysays
Katenrala, I am so, so sorry to hear this. Jesus.
Have you tried smoking weed for your appetite? I’ve seen it really work well for folks with AIDS and cancer. If you don’t like smoking, it can be vaporized or eaten, too.
Also from the unsolicited advice corner: If you haven’t already, please don’t wait to enroll for hospice care. Most people spend only their last few agonizing days in hospice because they can’t bring themselves to acknowledge they’re dying. So they suffer exquisitely when they don’t need to. I’ve seen it up close and personal.
You are clear-headed about what’s going on, and I hope you demand the very best, most comfortable environment to do whatever the hell you want in.
Ogvorbissays
Seconding Josh on both.
Pteryxxsays
*offers anklehugs to katenrala* I dunno how you like to do things, but if you want I’ll hide under your bed like a slipper. <_<
Are you anywhere that some of us could visit if you wished?
Hekuni Cat, MQGsays
katenrala – *hugs* – Thirding Josh’s advice.
chigau (無味ない)says
katenrala
*hugs*
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick)says
In the cold/flu season The Small Fry is often called “My beloved disease vector.”
5am here. I woke to the sound of a hard wind slamming the hall door shut. The nearest fire is about 40k away and it’s still out of control. I’m nervous, well, that goes without saying really; I’m nervous about everything. Getting up, I find that damn wind is blowing from the direction of the fire hard enough to rattle the tin on the chook shed. The CFA website has no change of the fire’s status, no warnings. The Yarrwonga weather radar’s doppler wind shows the opposite direction to what’s on the ground here. There’s no smoke that I can detect. I fucking hate this shit. I need to sleep and going to bed is probably futile. It’s been a half an hour of obsessively refreshing those two websites with no change. Did I mention I hate this shit.
Ogvorbissays
Damn, FossilFishy. Those kinds of conditions for a wildfire? 40k is a little on the close side. Be safe.
Yes. I don’t want a world without you in it though. Much love and hugs. If there is *anything*, no matter how little, I could do – please let me know.
Josh, Official SpokesGaysays
From the “Fuck is wrong with his head?” file:
I dreamt last night that the TV spectrum was infested with “Carol Spinneys.” Carrol Spinney being the actor who plays Big Bird on Sesame Street. In SpokesDreamLand, however, “Carrol Spinneys” are wee Pac-Man ghosts with Big Bird’s face on them. They come only in pastel shades like those you find on Jordan almonds, and they appear more or less Pac-Man-y or Big-Bird-y depending on how fast they’re moving.
Also went grave robbing with Sally Strange in Syracuse, New York.
Beatricesays
katenrala,
*hugs*
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick)says
Gentle hugs from an internet stranger katenrala.
And thank you for the reminder that obsessing about possibilities does nothing to change actualities. I’m going to go gently kiss my sleeping daughter and snuggle up to Mrs Fishy; I’ve done all I can for the moment.
Hekuni Cat, MQGsays
FossilFishy – Keep safe.
chigau (無味ない)says
FossilFishy
Thinking *wet* thoughts for you and yours.
cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
Back when I DM’d (way back in the AD&D days (and even out of the White Box books (which I still have!))), I’d routinely set up long straight passages with 92 or 93 degree bends and a 1/2% up or down grade. When the mapper showed that they were back into a large room, it’d be a different room that looked remarkably similar. Of course, they still had a chance to spot it with a saving throw, but they hit that about 5% of the time. Fun times.
:)
Fun times, indeed! We still play AD&D (mostly 1st ed., with some 2nd, and house rules), and The Husband still has the White Box stuff (though not the box itself; erosion got that long ago) that he got way back when. And those up or down grades are why Every Party Needs A Dwarf. Racial inclusiveness FTW!
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Temp patching has been deployed, though the location is unfavorable. We shall see.
– *big, but gentle hugs* for katenrala.
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FossilFishy: A hope for safety for you and yours.
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katenrala, fuck. Hugs from an internet stranger, if I may. I hope there are effective measures for reducing your pain.
. FossilFishy, wet and windless thoughts coming your way. Be safe, mate.
UnknownEricsays
Hugs to katenrala.
My dreams tend to be ridiculously complex. Like last night, I dreamt it was 1983 and I was back in my old neighborhood, except I was my current age, and the school I went to was actually the headquarters for an AM station that I ran. Then when I went to go home, I found that all the homes on my street were replaced by lockers, so I stood outside and watched a parade of babies walk by.
Regarding the commune, is appears we need formal permission to put the comments directly into the wiki. This means CC BY-SA 3.0 licensing of those two comments, as that’s what Wikia requires. So, portia,Beatrice,Mellow Monkey,Ogvorbis,AJ Milne,Azkyroth,Dianne,andcarlie for starters, also others but I haven’t had time to compile a full list.
The “rape is nature, not culture” guy is back on the women in the military thread.
:wanders off to bang head into hard surface:
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularismsays
Katrenala, I’m another person who is going to echo what Josh said.
:( :(
*hugs*
Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :)says
Yes. I don’t want a world without you in it though. Much love and hugs. If there is *anything*, no matter how little, I could do – please let me know.
Seconded.
diannesays
I dreamt it was 1983 and I was back in my old neighborhood, except I was my current age,
At least you know which companies to invest in from your experience in 2013.
diannesays
Hugs to Katrenala. Cancer. Yuck!
I third or whatever number Josh’s comment about hospice, but make sure it’s a good hospice that isn’t going to limit your access to palliative radiation and chemo, if either is helping ease the pain or other symptoms.
Tethyssays
katenrala
more gentle internet hugs from a stranger
cicely
No pain or sensitivity (though I haven’t chewed anything harder than a slice of bread, since the thing broke). The break is on the inside-back of the tooth, there are no teeth in nearby contact, and it appears to dip down more-or-less tangent to the gum, at the lowest point. (The broken-out bit is approximately ‘U’ shaped, judging by what my tongue says.) It doesn’t act as if chewed glop is getting under the filling—would there be an advantage to getting something to seal the missing patch against the filling, or (and here’s my overactive imagination at work), would that just trap Unknown Things underneath, to fester? I don’t know enough to decide….
There are so many nerve endings in your mouth that tiny irregularities feel like mountains. If the tooth had broken down to the pulp you would be in intense pain, so no pain is very good. It sounds like the cusp developed a fracture around the filling and broke away. It takes time for bacteria to erode the enamel, so no worries about stuff getting under the filling if you have a Monday appointment. They may remove the filling if it is breaking down, or no longer has sufficient supportive tooth structure, and then refill and rebuild the broken part as one. An x-ray will reveal the proper course of treatment. Tentacles crossed that you can get it fixed with the least invasive option.
cicely (Mostly Harmless)says
Tethys: Good to know.
:)
At the very least, the temp patch seems to be sticking well enough that I’m not shredding my tongue on it.
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Katenrala:
I wish I had more to offer than hugs.
I appreciate having you here. So many of your posts are full of win.
Ogvorbissays
WMDKitty:
Hugs (with full containment hazmat clothing).
Wife and I have both gone through a 12-14 hour something with severe headache, vomiting, and rather quick recover. No sinus shit, though. I hope you get more weller more quicklier.
The Mellow Monkeysays
katenrala, my sympathy and whatever internet hugs/thoughts you deem appropriate from a stranger. I hope you can stay as comfortable as possible.
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The ear infection I’ve been dealing with for the past week or so has proven to be something far more interesting. I went to floss after lunch today and discovered that I have a new tooth. Yes, the ear infection seems to have been triggered by a wisdom tooth erupting. Well. I was worrying it was something more when I noticed the pain extended into the joint of my jaw on that side.
Good news of an escape from ten long years of Moments of Mormon Madness for Ruby Jessop.
A woman who was finally able to leave an FLDS-controlled polygamous community escaped thanks to beefed up law enforcement in the area, according to the Arizona Attorney General’s Office, which pleaded Tuesday for more funding.
In a news conference, Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne announced that Ruby Jessop had managed to leave Colorado City earlier this month. According to a news release, Jessop was held against her will for more than 10 years after being forced to marry her second-cousin, Haven Barlow, in 2001. Ruby, now 26, has been granted temporary custody of her six children, according to the release….
me- Any idea when you’ll be home? I have food/wine money
her- Leaving in 30, where did you get $?
me- Sold a couple of pedals like I said I was gonna last night. Cheese nips here we come!
her- Yay cheese nips!
me- Hook you up with a burrito if you play your cards right
her- I’ll be home soon, fuck it I’m leaving!
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… it is the simple things in life, isn’t it? :)
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularismsays
This afternoon went like this:
Me: [stares at data that make no sense] [lightbulb!] [runs to tell Boss]
Boss: Busy. Come back in 10.
Me: [Sits in comfy chairs outside office]
Coworker: So, what’s up?
Me: [Explains lightbulb! moment]
Coworker: [pokes holes]
Me: Oh. Right.
Boss: Hey, I’m ready. What’s up?
Me: [Comes up with an innocuous question]
Condolences to all suffering various viral maladies.
I am so far having a mostly pretty good year, cold and flu-wise. Apart from one really pretty painful and sorta self-induced boarding related thing mentioned here many weeks back, it’s been just a few short sniffly things…
Could be dumb luck. Could be the seasonal flu vaccine I got this year, but I often do. Could be that I’ve finally become very disciplined (since that really bad one) about keeping my ears covered in the hardcore cold (got some of those ear pocket things, even wear them under hats and helmet, so if I’m sweating up there I can peel the rest of it of off and still have ears covered). Or could be some combination…
Anyway: all that’s cautiously recommended without guarantee. And meanwhile: lemon and ginger tea spiked with honey via USB all ’round.
Oh: and I’m fine with my commune comments going to wiki. Dunno if you need more formal permission.
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick)says
This is the fire that’s 40k away. No smoke here as the winds are still blowing towards it. I envy the guy in this story in a really minor sort of way. He has access to someone who is on the ground there and is an expert in these things, I could have used that last night.
opposablethumbssays
Lemon and ginger tea? That whole USB thing must be working a treat; I just had some – thank you AJ Milne! (mate chai never seems to be available any more, so lemon and ginger is my new litres-and-litres-all-the-time drink)
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort says
It’s the Borowitz Report – it’s a parody.
Improbable Joe says
Folks… The Borowicz Report IS a parody. :)
That doesn’t change the fact that right-wing goons will use ANYTHING as a weapon against Obama. I mean, I don’t even know why anyone is talking about this.
The Mellow Monkey says
Just noticed the link. That’s the Borowitz Report. So, yes, it’s parody.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says
Mice love peanut butter too. The cheap sub-generic government suplus stuff worked wonders in a couple of days…
Jadehawk says
I have a ticket for WIS2. Now I need to figure out where to sleep (especially given that it’s on a holiday weekend, so many hostels are already fully booked), and how to get there.
Am I the only Pharyngulite going, btw? I don’t remember anyone else mentioning it, but I miss a lot of what goes on in the lounge and on thunderdome
The Mellow Monkey says
When I was a kid and had pet rats, they would run around the house freely and hide under the fridge, which deeply upset my mother. I trained them so that if I put my hand under the fridge with a peanut butter smeared cracker on it, they would come to me and get rewarded with PB and scritches after returning to their cages.
Looking back on it, I’m astounded at how easily I was able to train them to come and return to their cages when they were bothering my mom. Those were some very well-behaved little ratty friends.
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort says
@Jadehawk:
I live near DC. I might go if I can. If you need a place to stay, I have a bed I can offer up (my couch is long enough for me to sleep on, and comfy enough too.)
Jadehawk says
oh, that would be fun. Hope it works out. And if I can’t find some reasonable sleeping arrangement in DC, I might take you up on the offer of sleeping space. So, I’ll keep the offer in mind :-)
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort says
Yup. Just lemme know. I’ll make sure to keep kitties out of the bedroom and clean up and wash sheets and vacuum and… well stuff like that.
Jadehawk says
heh. I have 3 cats, and we don’t close the bedroom door. So, I get trampled over on a nightly basis, and woken up regularly to dispense bellyrubs/food/warmth at need :-p
Anyway, thanks for the offer :-)
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Sheesh. I was fooled by The Onion the first time I read something from there (it was political too). Now the same thing from the Borowitz report.
::Sigh::
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
I really hope my financial situation improves enough to attend one of these conferences/conventions. WIS2 would be great to aim for. I really want to meet some of the Horde. Of course precious few of these conventions are anywhere in the Southeast United States…No Love :(
John Morales says
Tony, it’s the Poe effect.
(Too easy to believe that at least some of his supporters would go along with it)
athyco says
“Republicans Praise Obama for Offering Bold Vision to Thwart” is the blog entry preceding the Beyoncé lip-sync story. Yeah.
The last paragraphs of the linked story relate that Rand Paul is sure that everyone recognizes Hillary Clinton answering every question at her Senate Benghazi hearing “didn’t fool anyone.”
Sometimes I wonder what will happen that goes over the line so that it’s impossible to parody or satirize because they’ve tested that line often.
carlie says
I wish I could go to WIS!
Tony, if I could get to the southeast, you’d be my first stop for a visit. :)
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularism says
Caine:
Started reading Manhood in America. First impression is that someone who checked the book out before me has an odd sense of humor. Or something.
From the introduction, I give you quotes from the book (highlighted by a reader) and the associated margin comment (in italics):
King’s Speech
file sharing
thesis: sexual offending
I am BAFFLED.
The Mellow Monkey says
…file sharing?
chigau (無味ない) says
Anyone who highlights a library book should be severely punished.
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularism says
QFT!!!
Improbable Joe says
Just as soon as they hold one of those conferences near me, I’ll be willing to take on hosting duties for whoever needs it.
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort says
So how is it my birthday and yet I buy this for my cats? XD
I don’t have kiddies to spoil so I spoil my kitties.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
It’s your birthday Katherine??
Happy, happy joyous birthday to you!
chigau (無味ない) says
Happy Birthday Kitty!
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort says
Oh right it’s mah birfday, I’m 29.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says
Flogging sounds good…
carlie says
Happy birthday to Kat,
Happy birthday to Kat,
You’re so cool
You’re where it’s at,
Happy birthday to Kat!
*confetti*
David Marjanović says
…I arrived in NYC at the same time as Sandy. When the subway and then the museum reopened, I was told a wall next to the collection had been damaged (or something), and it was going to take months till they’d even know when they could let people in again. Still no news. If the collection is reopened in May…
Is that what they call it these days?
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
Happy Birthday Katherine!
Uhm, I have a confession. There’s a book in the EPL system that I wrote in chigau . I’m sorry, I really, really am. I was young. I was stupid. I did it in pencil.
What was I suppose to do? I’d let slide having one space ship going into orbit around another, neither of which were even moon sized let alone planet sized. I let slide characters floating weightless while the ship was accelerating. But when one character was described as having come from the town of Alberta Canada I wrote in the margin “Oh come ON!”
I shall now go face* the books at my local library as penance.
*As in line the spines up neatly with the edge of the shelf. Which honestly isn’t much of a penance because that’s what I do anyway if I’m not paying attention. Years and years in abookstore has left their mark.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says
*here’s your punishment, some seven-day-old grog, and a Lilac Beret escort to make sure no mischief occurs without your permission (godbots made to apologize free of charge). Hands fuming tankard over*
chigau (無味ない) says
FossilFishy
When ever I have a library book, I erase the pencil marks.
So I may have fixed yours already.
David Marjanović says
Ooh! Happy birthday! ^_^
Petition to sign.
Improbable Joe says
Happy Birthday Kat!
Jadehawk says
piece of evidence #4085764385 that it’s not about Teh Babeeeez: In malpractice case, Catholic hospital argues fetuses aren’t people:
David Marjanović says
…just… wow.
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort says
The Catholic Church is disgusting, I’m sorry. They are the most evil organization on the planet.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says
I think that is well established fact by now. Even the Lilac Berets™ are afraid to take them on.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Is it a good thing that Daylight Atheism is moving to Patheos?
http://bigthink.com/blogs/daylight-atheism
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
I’m up, Pteryxx, email sent.
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort says
@Tony:
It means they’re getting off of that horrid Big Think platform. Dear god I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse blog platform.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Esteleth:
Uh…okay. I think I might actually grok that, but I’m not sure about the King’s Speech, because I didn’t see that movie.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Happy Birthday, Kat Lorraine!
Improbable Joe says
Yeah, the Catholic Church is pretty much the worst… I wonder why all those slymepitters give the Catholics a pass, and come after feminists instead? Not that I would approve of them targeting ANYONE the way they do, but I could understand it if it were people who are actually guilty of things.
In other news, BossNurse’s crisis at work has been averted. She called me again this afternoon from work, still in a pretty bad place, and then had to go to a meeting and hung up. At said meeting, her boss started by thanking her for being there and praising all the good work she’s doing. Talk about saying the right thing at the right time!
Dalillama, Schmott Guy says
Katherine
Happy Birthday!
Also, I don’t know which dresses ideeli was advertising earlier, but L has looked at their site, and he says he can make anything he saw on there for you, and beat their price by a good margin.
Dalillama, Schmott Guy says
Oh yes, and WMDkitty, I don’t see any problem with what you posted over on the Honorless party thread.
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularism says
Caine:
Do tell? Because I am baffled.
WMDKitty (Always growing and learning) says
Dalillama
Thanks.
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
Uhm , Nerd? [Holds tankard at arm’s length] I’m pretty sure libations are not suppose to have eyes.
Pteryxx says
…?
l i b a t i o n s
looks normal to me?
*flees*
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
Esteleth
Are you still in need of replacement funds?
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
Pteryxx, that got an honest LOL.
carlie says
That’s what the beer goggles are for.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
This is the one I’m not sure about – can anyone who saw the movie tell me if it dealt with British / American relations in any way? Basically, the note taker felt that whatever the content of The King’s Speech, it was relevant to post-colonial feelings toward the UK and their impact on masculinity. So, the movie was an easy way for them to understand this.
The new homosocial ground, the new men’s club, properly techified, it brought homosocial relations back to their proper place – no nasty feminizing influences. (Ooops.) Also, different kinds of men’s clubs through technology – from stuffy to rabid all the way to the classic and traditional escape valves for men feeling not masculine enough – escape (games) and expansion (hacking, pirating, inventing).
*Sigh* The old “men bottle things up, they are forced to, they become fearful and blocked from escape, retreat to an easy power grab: rape.”
Audley Z. Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
Carlie:
We made it up to 9° today! Woo hoo!
Right now, it’s 6° and our low for tonight is -6°. We’re having trouble getting the temperature in our apartment above 65°†. It was a struggle to get the Darkling down– despite wearing a “sleep sack” and being loosely swaddled in a thick blanket, she is not pleased.
Kat:
Happy happy happy!
Joy joy joy!
†There’s a small pocket of warmth in the living room were we have a space heater set up. If all else fails, I’ll bring the baby down here and run it all night. She can sleep in her portable crib (or fuck it, the swing) and I’ll take the couch.
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
I see, I see. Sound policy that, can’t be too careful after all.
[places beer goggles on grog]
Er, now what?
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularism says
Hmm. Sure, I guess that makes sense.
And no, The King’s Speech did not feature British/American relations. There were lots of jokes about Australians, and the Nazi invasion of Czechoslovakia is a plot point, but no. No Americans. Maybe something could be said about how Bertie’s stammer makes him feel less of a man (it does make others bully him, and makes him feel very awkward)?
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularism says
FossilFishy:
I am good. Thanks!
Hekuni Cat, MQG says
Happy Birthday, Kat!
carlie says
Audley – we’re at -8F now. Urgh. I was only half kidding when I suggested to the family that we all sleep in the basement around the wood stove and take shifts keeping it fed all night. This is ridiculous!
Poor DarkBaby, all confined like that. :) We’ve often run space heaters all night – doing so tonight in child 2 ‘s bedroom, the one furthest from the furnace.
carlie says
Also we are at almost 70% humidity, so it’s a wet cold. Ok, all the Canadians can laugh at me now.
cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
And now a chunk of that molar has broken off…
…mere hours after I made an appointment for Monday.
Maybe, if I’m lucky, they might be able to get me in earlier? And maybe they can rebuild it?? ‘Cause a root canal just ain’t happenin’. Not until after we finish buying my MRSA-less ass back from the hospital.
In July.
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Happy birthday, Katherine Lorraine!
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*pouncehug* for David Marjanović.
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*blinkblink*
Wow. That is some breathtaking hypocrisy.
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Hurrah!
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Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Esteleth:
Hmmm. Only the note taker knows! This one remains mysterious. I don’t see how the movie could possibly relate to what Kimmel is referring to there.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
We’re at -4 F, wind chill -20 F. I have space heaters running all over .
cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
Son is in Sioux Falls. I suspect that it is beastly cold.
Sure hope he took a heavy coat.
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Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says
It’s been getting down to 32 at night around here. It’s refreshing.
Unfortunately, it’s now raining, and since it’s been more than three days of sunshine and 90% of California drivers’ frontal lobes are water soluble, we’re now deeply entrenched in “OH MAH GAWERD THERE’S WAW-DER COM’N’OUDDA SKAH! WH-WHUHS IT MEAN, MAN?! AH BETTER SLAM ON THE BRAKES!”
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Carlie:
Ha, weather peoples day we’re experiencing a dry cold here.
It’s all cold. Too fucken cold.
Audley Z. Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
Carlie,
-8°?? Correct me if I’m wrong, but you do live like an hour away from me and didn’t move to Maine or something, right?
I don’t know if I’m unjustly paranoid about space heaters or what, but I hate running them at night when I’m asleep. Like the house WILL BURN DOWN if I’m not on top of the damned thing whenever it’s on.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
I’m taking a short break from Manhood in America to read Misogyny: The World’s Oldest Prejudice, by Jack Holland. Good stuff so far, and it’s only 287 pages.
Hekuni Cat, MQG says
cicely:
I’m so sorry. *hugs
Caine:
I’ve added this one to my list too, but I don’t have it yet.
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
When the Small Fry was a bub in arms we had a clock in her room that also measured temperature. On a cold winter’s morning it was often 6c, inside. Gotta say we loved the sleep sack. We put an electric space heater in her room but found that it made no difference to her sleep so stopped bothering. Bubbies are full of brown fat generating heat like a boss and ours must have had more than most.
Mind you, now that it’s 30c in her room at bedtime she insists on her “sleep sack”, a flannel pillow case to put her feet in, her warmed in the microwave rice bag and to have the duvet pulled up to go to sleep. We give her a couple of minutes to get to sleep and then strip off all the layers. In those few minutes she ends up glowing like a horseshoe ready for shaping.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Hekuni Cat:
If you have a tablet, it’s available as an e-book. This one is particularly helpful in regard to clear, concise language about misogyny, a valuable tool for future arguments.
Nutmeg says
carlie:
Ooh, is this my chance to compete in the I’m-colder-than-you contest? It’s currently -30C/-22F, no windchill. The coldest temperature in the 5-day forecast is -31C/-24F, or -40C/-40F with windchill.
The coldest temperature I have ever personally experienced (without windchill) is, I think, -44C/-47F. With windchill, I distinctly remember a day that was -52C/-62F. And I still had to go to school and write an exam. (Uphill both ways in paper shoes, etc.)
And yes, it’s a dry cold.
(Do I win? Do I want to know what the prize is?)
Audley Z. Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
FossilFishy:
Good god, that’s cold!
Our baby monitor displays the temp and it’s currently 66°F (19°C) in the nursery. The Darkling has been asleep for about an hour now, so I think she’s warm enough (she gets WHOA cranky when she’s cold).
cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
Now I’m worried about whether I dare brush it tonight or not…or what I dare eat…or drink….
:( :( :(
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vaiyt says
Can we trade a bit? The heat here is getting oppressive.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Seeing the temps you folks are dealing…I am so not going to complain about the 50 F we have atm.
cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
So…let’s say, hypothetically, that enough more of this tooth breaks off in the night that the filling pops out. Tips, suggestions, pointers?
And I just can’t make my tongue let it alone.
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cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
Huh. It just now occurs to me—I don’t recall anyone here admitting to the practice of dentistry. We may want to acquire one, sometime before we set up the Commune.
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Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Esteleth, quoting note taker:
Ummm, what if this is talking about dualism? Men = thesis, Women = antithesis.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
cicely:
Now I am curious, what fields are we lacking in here?
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Katherine:
I am not terribly familiar with Big Think. Why is it a bad platform?
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Cicely, *gentle hugs*, I hope you get the molar taken care of quickly.
Pteryxx says
cicely: internet says some pharmacies sell orthodontic wax, or make-it-yourself temporary filling kits with putty that you mix. Also chewing gum makes a good temporary patch to cover the broken spot and hold things together for a little while. (preferably sugar-free gum…)
one such citation: http://www.ehow.com/how_5119889_do-emergency-dental-filling-replacement.html
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
I didn’t watch TC tonight, but Mister did, and he just told me who they knifed.
*Aauuuuuuuuugggggghhhhh*
Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says
A combination of random, finicky formatting that takes forever to load and bugs out somewhat regularly, hosting the likes of Satoshi Kanazawa, and being a veritable fucking flytrap of
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Azkyroth:
Oh, well I can see what Katherine meant now. Damn. Although isn’t Patheos full of theist bloggers along with the Atheist ones? I suppose if Patheos loads easier than Big Think, that is one incremental advance.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Nutmeg:
You only win if you walked 3 or more miles in paper shoes.
The prize is your very own creationist chewtoy. Perhaps you would like Lynn from the ‘slacking’ thread.
Hekuni Cat, MQG says
Caine:
Good to know. Unfortunately, I don’t have a tablet, so unless that unexpectedly changes in the immediate future, I’ll be getting a hard copy.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Hekuni Cat:
One bit of phraseology I like is Culture of contempt. Accurate and descriptive.
Tethys says
cicely,
IANAD but I am a trained dental ceramist. I do know my way around a dental handpiece, if somebody can do the novacaine part. Sorry to hear about the tooth breaking. (another design flaw IMO) Is it painful or sensitive? If you only broke a cusp tip, or a proximal ridge*, it can be fixed easily with light cured bonding.
Brush them as normal if it doesn’t hurt. A dental irrigation syringe can be very helpful, and warm salt water rinses are good for sensitivity and oral hygiene in general.
*ridge at the contact point between posterior teeth
Hekuni Cat, MQG says
Caine – Even though I haven’t read the book as yet, Culture of contempt does sound “[a]ccurate and descriptive” to me too. I hope it will help with me with presenting arguments during future MRA incursions. At least that’s my goal.
Giliell, professional cynic says
Morning
I feel like shit. Looks like the little one’s belly bug rubbed of (she is already running around again since Monday). I know somebody who’s staying at home today…
Hapy Birthday, Katherine
cicely
Comiserations.
I used beeswax in the past to temporarily fill a hole or cover a sharp edge.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Has anyone given their cats wine? I just poured a glass of Cabernet and Kayta was intrigued by it. She brought her nose into the glass as if she were going to try some. I dipped my finger in the wine and presented it to her. She licked my finger a bit! I did not do it again, on the off chance that wine is not good for cats.
Menyambal --- son of a son of a bachelor says
cicely, if your tooth is hurting, a clove from your spice rack might help. Clove oil is a common numbing agent, and I keep a bottle of cloves around just for teeth, sometimes. They do take the pain down a notch, for sure. Shove one in the broken bit, and you might be able to leave it alone.
Lofty says
Tony, my cats eat whatever they can steal. I’m sure if I spilt wine there’d be a cat tasting it. The only trouble with the grey cat is he gets the runs sometimes from what goes down the hatch (tofu, lemon syrup cake, asparagus, broccoli, and of course anything vaguely meaty. And he’s now 15. And disgustingly healthy.) I’m sure their digestive system can handle most things.
WMDKitty (Always growing and learning) says
Tony, Lofty
Hate to be the one to break it to you guys, but cats cannot process alcohol and it is very very bad for them. I’m sure a tiny taste won’t do any harm, but don’t let your fur-babies (of any species!) get used to it, regardless of their current health.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
WMDKitty:
I suspected cats shouldn’t consume alcohol, so she got no more than one lick. Thanks for the heads up.
Lofty says
WMDKitty, good reminder for me to google search before I post! How about this snippet:
The things that can kill us and our pets are legion. Luckily I only have around 1 glass of wine a year and don’t spill any.
Janine: Hallucinating Liar says
Back in my college days, one night, we spiked the cat’s water with a little vodka. The cat got drunk. For the next few hours, while we were partying, we watched the cat’s antics.
But the cat really did not like getting drunk. We tried again on other nights to spike the cat’s water. He would not touch the water.
WMDKitty (Always growing and learning) says
This goes without saying, of course, but alcohol isn’t too terribly good for humans, either. (Yes, I occasionally indulge in a pint of Guinness or a mixed drink, but never to excess, because I get the worst. hangovers. ever.)
Janine: Hallucinating Liar says
Blitzkreig Bop-Compressorhead
So sad when ‘bots start sniffin’ glue.
Beatrice says
Happy birthday, Katherine!
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Still worrying about how to get a couple of hours off work to go to that interview. Faking an illness could cause problems if I have to go to another round of interviews in a couple of days and have to take a day off again, or by some misfortune it gets out. Saying the truth… I dunno. I don’t want problems.
I mean, I’m working for financial aid, not real pay and I could get a real job. People should understand me, right?
WMDKitty (Always growing and learning) says
Beatrice
Okay, let’s say you ask for those hours off. What’s the worst that can happen?
Beatrice says
Getting on boss'(s) bad side?
WMDKitty (Always growing and learning) says
Okay, but if you don’t ask… you’re never going to know if they would have said “yes”. It’s worth it to try, at least.
Beatrice says
Thanks, WMDKitty.
It’s a bit of a… situation, this whole thing. I don’t want to fuck up possible staying at this place once this training period is done (unless I get a paying job in the meantime (if I find a way to attend interviews (without fucking up chances for staying if I don’t get…))). You get it. I’m in a recursive loop.
And I’m a panicky person.
WMDKitty (Always growing and learning) says
Beatrice
I totally understand the weird anxiety-feeding-on-itself thing.
Audley Z. Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
So. It’s 0°F outside. No idea how cold it is in my apartment.
The Darkling and I have moved downstairs and we’re snuggling on the couch. The space heater is cranked up to 11, but there’s a weird (new) draft coming from the kitchen.
*sigh* What I would give for storm windows.
John Morales says
Datum on the current Australian political climate: Katter candidates fall over anti-gay remarks
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ Audley
Voorzetraam.
One does not need to get this sophisticated. I just used thin sheets of perspex, taped in place. The effects are dramatic in terms of insulation.
carlie says
Audley – we don’t have the big city warming effect out here. :) But I have noticed that there are a huge number of microclimates because of all the hills; even with the official weather, right now my Windows weather gadget says it’s -11, wunderground says -20, and weather channel says -16. I have a thermometer stuck on the outside of my kitchen window, but it mainly measures how much heat my stupid bad window lets through.
Top Chef – FINALLY.
carlie says
On windows – we gave up a few years ago and instead of the thin see-through shrink plastic, went to 4 mil plastic (construction sheeting) taped on with weatherproofing tape. Can’t see out of them now, but it does help more. I’ve seen that you can now get see through plastic up to that thick, but it costs more.
carlie says
We are right now 50 degrees F colder than McMurdo base in Antarctica. Just sayin’.
(shhh – none of that “it’s summer there now” crap)
birgerjohansson says
The More Republicans Know About Politics, The More They Believe Conspiracy Theories http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/01/conspiracy-theory-partisan-bias
Regarding the photo…is this a “reptilian” thing???
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What Was the NRA Like in 1905? http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/01/nra-corporate-members-leadership-1905 But in 1905, Norway quit the union with Sweden, which started a lot of butterflies flapping until sixty years later the crazies took over NRA. It’s all the Norwegians’ fault!
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LGBT youth know to look ‘straight’ ahead http://phys.org/news/2013-01-lgbt-youth-straight.html
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Vaccinating children against rotavirus may indirectly protect adults too, study finds http://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-01-vaccinating-children-rotavirus-indirectly-adults.html But don’t they know vaccines are Ehvil?
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Right target, but missing the bulls-eye for Alzheimer’s http://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-01-bulls-eye-alzheimer.html
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E-books show kids the colour of Cree language http://phys.org/news/2013-01-e-books-kids-colour-cree-language.html
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Novel methods to support decision making processes http://phys.org/news/2013-01-methods-decision.html “New approaches to efficiency analyses”.
opposablethumbs says
Merry-Go-Round-the-Sun day, Katherine! Hope you have a good day, and that there may be cake!
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Totally sympathise with the dilemma, Beatrice. I guess you could think out beforehand how to put it to them all nice and calm and “sensibly” and just ask …is your boss decent(-ish) or a bit of an arse?
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Ogvorbis says
Good morning.
Threadrupt.
Spent yesterday home with a godsawful headache and vomiting. Feeling a little better.
The snow is disappearing. Even though the high today should be about 12F. I just love watching snow evaporate in cold weather. It is sublime, mate.
Matt Penfold says
So the norovirus got you Og ? Glad you are feeling better.
Audley Z. Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
Carlie and theophontes:
Mr Darkheart is heading to [big box hardware store] after work and check out our options for fixing our leaky windows. Hopefully we can fix this today!
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
John @608:
Nice. There is justice in the world. Oh if only the situation were the same in the U.S. I would love to see Bachman or Santorum or Limbaugh dropped by their party and ostracized for the many hateful things they say.
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In other news, what the heck am I doing up so early???!!!
carlie says
Audley – awesome. :) Weatherseal tape is fantastic. Yes, it will probably take paint off when you remove it, but it really does work. It looks like packing tape but is cold-resistant. like this. I use it to put the heavy plastic up, and also sometimes just to seal small gaps that the foam strips won’t fit into.
Ogvorbis says
I was only really sick for about 12 hours so I doubt it was a norovirus. Anyway, feeling better.
Weird ass dreams, though. Seriously. I dreamt about discussing gender politics with a donkey.
theophontes (坏蛋) says
Happy Birthday Kitty!
Oh, and Daisy sez she won’t be outdone by Snip. (pic)
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
I don’t think North Korean officials have thought this through. How potent is the U.S. military arsenal again?
” North Korea has dramatically stepped up its threats against the United States, saying it would carry out further rocket launches and a nuclear test that would target America.
The announcement by the country’s top military body comes after the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) yesterday agreed on a US-backed resolution to censure and sanction North Korea for a rocket launch in December that breached UN rules.
“We are not disguising the fact that the various satellites and long-range rockets that we will fire and the high-level nuclear test we will carry out are targeted at the United States,” North Korea’s National Defence Commission said, according to state news agency KCNA.”
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-24/n-korea-to-target-us-with-nuclear-test/4482760
Hell, how do the neighboring countries feel about talk like that?
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ Audley
SMS Mr quickly and get him to get one of those silicone guns and a few refills. There is nothing on earth that it cannot seal.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Well if I had read further, I would have seen South Korea and China have urged all parties to restrain themselves.
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ Tony
Ankle biters.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Theophontes:
Will it work on Rush’s mouth?
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
My #625 was in response to your #622.
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ Tony
Dunno. But I do see on the instructions:
dianne says
I dreamt about discussing gender politics with a donkey.
Very Jungian. Did you get the donkey to agree that gender politics were not a settled issue and that the donkey needed to include abortion rights in its platform?
Ogvorbis says
No, not really. The donkey wasn’t all that young. More of a middle-aged ass.
Nope. The donkey was quite upset that the burros and hinneys were threatening his happiness by demanding the same rights as donkeys. It was weird. Seriously weird.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Oggie:
Really?
Weird _ass_ dreams? With a _donkey_? Tee hee. Too funny.
Ogvorbis says
Yes. Really.
And I had no medications in me at the time (well, other than my bp meds).
Audley Z. Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
Theophontes:
:) I’ll make sure he gets a silicone gun!
birgerjohansson says
‘Population Bomb’ scientist: ‘Nobody’ has the right to ‘as many children as they want’ http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/22/population-bomb-scientist-nobody-has-the-right-to-as-many-children-as-they-want/
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Catholic leaders call on ‘pro-life’ lawmakers to ‘stand up to the NRA’ http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/catholic-leaders-call-on-pro-life-lawmakers-to-stand-up-to-the-nra/
(faints from shock of RCC standing for something positive)
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Novel methods to support decision making processes http://phys.org/news/2013-01-methods-decision.html “New approaches to efficiency analyses”.
mildlymagnificent says
Weather wise? It’s 1 am and just went below 27C here (that’s 80.6 in old money).
I think the predicted 25C maximum is now history for today. With any luck it will get to the predicted 19C minimum in 5 or 6 hours time.
Happy Birthday Katherine. Cake anyone?
Ogvorbis says
2F at 7:00am. Heading for a high of about 15F.
Bite me!
birgerjohansson says
Posting seven links means comment held for moderation. Tries again.
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The More Republicans Know About Politics, The More They Believe Conspiracy Theories http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/01/conspiracy-theory-partisan-bias
Regarding the photo…is this a “reptilian” thing???
.
What Was the NRA Like in 1905? http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/01/nra-corporate-members-leadership-1905 But in 1905, Norway quit the union with Sweden, which started a lot of butterflies flapping until sixty years later the crazies took over NRA. It’s all the Norwegians’ fault!
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LGBT youth know to look ‘straight’ ahead http://phys.org/news/2013-01-lgbt-youth-straight.html
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Vaccinating children against rotavirus may indirectly protect adults too, study finds http://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-01-vaccinating-children-rotavirus-indirectly-adults.html But don’t they know vaccines are Ehvil?
.
Right target, but missing the bulls-eye for Alzheimer’s http://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-01-bulls-eye-alzheimer.html
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E-books show kids the colour of Cree language http://phys.org/news/2013-01-e-books-kids-colour-cree-language.html
birgerjohansson says
The More Republicans Know About Politics, The More They Believe Conspiracy Theories http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/01/conspiracy-theory-partisan-bias
Regarding the photo…is this a “reptilian” thing???
.
What Was the NRA Like in 1905? http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/01/nra-corporate-members-leadership-1905 But in 1905, Norway quit the union with Sweden, which started a lot of butterflies flapping until sixty years later the crazies took over NRA. It’s all the Norwegians’ fault!
.
LGBT youth know to look ‘straight’ ahead http://phys.org/news/2013-01-lgbt-youth-straight.html
.
Vaccinating children against rotavirus may indirectly protect adults too, study finds http://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-01-vaccinating-children-rotavirus-indirectly-adults.html But don’t they know vaccines are Ehvil?
.
Right target, but missing the bulls-eye for Alzheimer’s http://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-01-bulls-eye-alzheimer.html
Audley Z. Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
Oggie:
Pffft! -2°F at 10 AM.
On another note: I ♥ using a touch screen. Special characters ftw! ★
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
birgerjohanssen:
I think the fainting couch is big enough for us both. Wow, the RCC doing right for once??!! Is it opposite day?
Speaking of the raping children church, Patrick Hoffman, of catholic answers live recently said the world is UNDERpopulated. Damn moron.
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In the Shermer thread md just said getting rid of the Dept of Education would be a good thing. Wow…
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ Ogvobis
Arguing with an ass? That is good! (You are interacting with your dream.)
@ Audley
Your second ammendment right – use it or lose it!
Giliell, professional cynic says
oh fuck I have to go out and pick up the kids, which means that afterwards I have to be somehow present.
I want to go back to my bed.
Improbable Joe says
Son of a… it is cold where many of you are, so I’m emailing out a ton of fuel pellets, split up as needed. It is not that cold here, relatively. I sort of miss Florida though, I never saw single-digit weather there. It is warming up, but it is also supposed to rain this weekend. I was going to take BossNurse to see the state monument/historical site thingy up the road, pack a picnic lunch and take the dog with us. Now I guess not.
I had the strangest dream last night. Have you ever seen that thing in a movie where people can’t leave a room/building, they exit a door and find themselves walking right back in? I had that as a dream, except I was on a spaceship trying to get away from Darth Vader. Yeah, THAT Darth Vader.
Ogvorbis says
Oh, I interact in my dreams all the time. Conversations, even conversations with my abuser, are quite common in my dreams. I have no control over what is actually happening, but I (the I in the dream) and conversing with others. So, not sure if that is the interaction you mean. It’s more like I am a puppet than an actual free agency.
UnknownEric says
Some mild amusement for a chilly Thursday morning:
On my way to work this morning, I noticed a little commercial operation I had never noticed before. The name? Jesus Christ Bail Bonds.
The mixture of the “sacred” and profane just tickled my funny bone for some reason.
Ogvorbis says
A frequent dream for me is to wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, land in bed, wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, land in bed, wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, land in bed, wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, land in bed, wake up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, pack my lunch, go out the door, and wonder, am I really awake this time?
So I was arguing with an ass and you were trying to escape Darth Vader.
Paging Dr. Freud, line 3. Dr. Freud, line 3.
Ogvorbis says
Just flashed on Bill Cosby:
“Goddamnit, get in here!”
“No, Dad, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
UnknownEric:
Lol.
My second chuckle of the morning thanks to Lounge denizens :)
Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says
So far, there’s been quite a bit of masturBOTHSIDESation in the comments, but the medium doesn’t lend itself to “HEY! This is supposed to be ‘BIG THINK!’ What do you think you’re doing challenging my preconceptions and making me uncomfortable?!”
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularism says
Yesterday, I had the following conversation with Boss:
Boss: Did you do the experiment we outlined?
Me: Yes. But the data are odd. I think something went wrong. I’m going to repeat it. In fact, I started earlier today, I’ll have the new data early next week.
Boss: Show me.
Me: [shows data]
Boss: These data don’t make sense. Redo it.
Me: Already started. It’ll be done early next week.
Boss: Why didn’t you say so? And why are you showing me data you know to be crap?
Me: [internal facepalm]
Today, I:
1) Looked out my window and observed a buttload of snow.
2) Remembered that my snow boots were in my car.
3) Facepalmed.
4) Wore non-boots to my car and put my boots on in my car
5) Observed the pain of putting feet in frozen boots.
6) Finally got my goddamn W-2.
7) Filed my taxes. Refund of $1300 FTW!
And now, to call my doctor. This goddamn sebaceous cyst is pissing me off.
Improbable Joe says
Hey Oggie, let’s please not page Dr. Freud. Ugh.
theophontes (坏蛋) says
:(
I meant the free agent bit.
(Changing major parts of the dream, turn the donkey into a frog, fly, move from desert to jungle… anything that creates the idea (epiphany!) that it is your dream, under your control.)
…
Having said that, mine have been rather mundane of late. Perhaps from having broken sleep.
Ogvorbis says
That was attempted sarcasm, iJoe. Note the ‘attempted’ part. I was just wondering what Freud’s dream symbolism would have made of Darth Vader and doors that you go in as you come out.
I have never been a free agent in my dreams. The ones that don’t involve 9/11 or my abuse are almost always me trying to do something, get something, find something and roadblock after roadblock are tossed up in my face.
Last night, one donkey dream, two abuse dreams, one 9/11 dream, and one looking-for-a-bathroom-while-everyone-and-everything-tries-to-stop-me dream.
dianne says
I’m distinctly not a free agent in my dreams. I’m especially fond of the dreams in which I realize that I’m dreaming and that therefore physics doesn’t apply and literally anything I can imagine can happen. Unfortunately, it’s my subconscious that decides what can happen. Fortunately, my subconscious is sarcastic against self so the monsters usually end up being fatally flawed and ridiculous after their initial looming horror. Usually.
Josh, Official SpokesGay says
Alert-I won’t comment on this further in the lounge, but I wanted to get your attention. Blogger Avicenna is in need of some remedial education about the myth of misunderstanding consent in rape. I’ve started in the comments section:
https://proxy.freethought.online/amilliongods/2013/01/24/phone-bloggin/
The Mellow Monkey says
Holy shit, Josh. I got as far as him misrepresenting Schrödinger’s rapist. I hadn’t noticed that part. :facepalm:
Improbable Joe says
Sometimes in my dreams, I’m a superhero and I can fly and shoot frickin laser beams out of my hands… and then sometimes I accidentally fly too far from Earth and I realize that the distances between planets are really really far, at which point the dream turns into a minor nightmare of me being lost in vacuum.
dontpanic says
Esteleth,
Facepalm indeed. Sounds too similar to many conversations I have each week (w/ a multitude of colleagues).
Thanks, for the reminder that my boots are out in the car (8F); luckily no significant snow (yet).
Hmm. Haven’t gotten a single (expect 3) W2 yet. If I remember right one of the colleges my wife teaches at never gets around to mailing us one; each year we have to track someone down to get a copy. I think they distribute it “online” in some obscure manner. Probably won’t get a refund though. Having the wife as an part-time “adjunct” at two colleges means that they each pretend that that’s all her income and under deduct — great for monthly bill paying, but the sticker shock of the “tax due” kills me every year. And yes I bumped my own withholding to try to account for this.
Beatrice says
opposablethumbs,
I decided to ask, and just go with the truth. What happens, happens.
Boss is nice, has a lot of ideas about my staying there after this year. The problem is that this is government office, so boss can’t really decide whether they will be employing someone for my place next year or not. It would be a big risk for me to decide not to search anywhere else (not to mention the whole not getting real pay, but financial assistance for a year).
But I kinda like the place and the colleagues. I got pretty comfortable here and besides, change scares me.
Janine: Hallucinating Liar says
SC linked to one of their commercials a few years ago.
Bail out!
Bail out!
Bail out!
Bail out!
Bail out!
Bail out!
cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
My nightmares were full of Mormon missionaries and disintegrating teeth.
Bring back the big, wobbly purple Things!
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Pteryxx: Thanks! Somehow it just never occurred to me to google it.
The dentist’s office has me in for any cancellations, but there are no other openings to plug me into that are any sooner than my Monday morning appointment; but no additional bits came off in the night, there’s no swelling or pain, and I plan to chew very carefully. I am cautiously optimistic that a lot of crap isn’t getting in under the filling, on the basis that when I rinsed with Lysterine last night, my mouth didn’t catch fire. Maybe it can avoid abscessing.
*fingers crossed*
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Tethys: No pain or sensitivity (though I haven’t chewed anything harder than a slice of bread, since the thing broke). The break is on the inside-back of the tooth, there are no teeth in nearby contact, and it appears to dip down more-or-less tangent to the gum, at the lowest point. (The broken-out bit is approximately ‘U’ shaped, judging by what my tongue says.) It doesn’t act as if chewed glop is getting under the filling—would there be an advantage to getting something to seal the missing patch against the filling, or (and here’s my overactive imagination at work), would that just trap Unknown Things underneath, to fester? I don’t know enough to decide….
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*hugs* for Giliell. I’ve seen (maybe even here, who knows?) kids described as “little petri dishes with legs”.
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*hugs* and sympathy for Ogvorbis as well.
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cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
I know this one, only subbing a dungeon-crawl setting for the spaceship, and a vampire for Darth Vader.
The Husband has a thing for teleportation points in his dungeons. You generally figure it out when the mapping becomes obviously impossible.
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Right there with you!
:D
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Ogvorbis says
Back when I DM’d (way back in the AD&D days (and even out of the White Box books (which I still have!))), I’d routinely set up long straight passages with 92 or 93 degree bends and a 1/2% up or down grade. When the mapper showed that they were back into a large room, it’d be a different room that looked remarkably similar. Of course, they still had a chance to spot it with a saving throw, but they hit that about 5% of the time. Fun times.
madphd says
Thought you would be interested in a comment thread and article at Scientific American.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=science-teacher-draws-line-creation
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
See what happens when you stop using Internet Explorer people.
True facts.
be part of the solution not the problem
katenrala says
2 weeks ago I found lumps on my left and right waist. I showed them to my docs and they wanted to watch them. The lumps have grown and now hurt all the time, and hurt enough to wake me up if I roll over them while sleeping. I learned the hard way when I first found them to never, ever squeeze them.
The docs told me today what I suspected,the lumps are more tumors but they aren’t restricted to my lungs or ribs like the rest.
They’re going to get blasted with beta rays right after my lungs are finished being blasted by gamma rays.
I’m so numbed by my experiences I don’t care much about my treatment and failing body so long as I can remain comfortable.
I’ve also lost even more weight, I’m at 115 lbs even though I try really hard to be at 135 lbs. Doesn’t seem to matter what I eat, I just keep going down.
Aw well. Our time all comes.
Ogvorbis says
Hugs to katenrala.
Improbable Joe says
America*! Fuck yeah!
My wife texted me to tell me she’s having an awesome day at work, our conversation last night really helped. I got an email telling me that some of my digital guitar effects pedals will soon be opened up for software-based editing to go along with beaming preset changes from my phone, which is AWESOME(won’t be released until March, NOT AWESOME). With any luck I’ll have my amplifier sold on Sunday, and I’m going to use some of the money to take my wife out for the day… lunch, and a movie, and walking around town sightseeing. I’ve lost an additional 6 pounds since starting the diet/exercise thing two weeks ago, putting my total for the last 6 months at around 30 pounds.
*actually mostly Denmark, but I don’t know a song about Denmark that includes the words “fuck yeah!”
Josh, Official SpokesGay says
Katenrala, I am so, so sorry to hear this. Jesus.
Have you tried smoking weed for your appetite? I’ve seen it really work well for folks with AIDS and cancer. If you don’t like smoking, it can be vaporized or eaten, too.
Improbable Joe says
katenrala,
Hugs and/or chocolate/treat of your choice.
Josh, Official SpokesGay says
Also from the unsolicited advice corner: If you haven’t already, please don’t wait to enroll for hospice care. Most people spend only their last few agonizing days in hospice because they can’t bring themselves to acknowledge they’re dying. So they suffer exquisitely when they don’t need to. I’ve seen it up close and personal.
You are clear-headed about what’s going on, and I hope you demand the very best, most comfortable environment to do whatever the hell you want in.
Ogvorbis says
Seconding Josh on both.
Pteryxx says
*offers anklehugs to katenrala* I dunno how you like to do things, but if you want I’ll hide under your bed like a slipper. <_<
Are you anywhere that some of us could visit if you wished?
Hekuni Cat, MQG says
katenrala – *hugs* – Thirding Josh’s advice.
chigau (無味ない) says
katenrala
*hugs*
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
In the cold/flu season The Small Fry is often called “My beloved disease vector.”
5am here. I woke to the sound of a hard wind slamming the hall door shut. The nearest fire is about 40k away and it’s still out of control. I’m nervous, well, that goes without saying really; I’m nervous about everything. Getting up, I find that damn wind is blowing from the direction of the fire hard enough to rattle the tin on the chook shed. The CFA website has no change of the fire’s status, no warnings. The Yarrwonga weather radar’s doppler wind shows the opposite direction to what’s on the ground here. There’s no smoke that I can detect. I fucking hate this shit. I need to sleep and going to bed is probably futile. It’s been a half an hour of obsessively refreshing those two websites with no change. Did I mention I hate this shit.
Ogvorbis says
Damn, FossilFishy. Those kinds of conditions for a wildfire? 40k is a little on the close side. Be safe.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
Katenrala:
Yes. I don’t want a world without you in it though. Much love and hugs. If there is *anything*, no matter how little, I could do – please let me know.
Josh, Official SpokesGay says
From the “Fuck is wrong with his head?” file:
I dreamt last night that the TV spectrum was infested with “Carol Spinneys.” Carrol Spinney being the actor who plays Big Bird on Sesame Street. In SpokesDreamLand, however, “Carrol Spinneys” are wee Pac-Man ghosts with Big Bird’s face on them. They come only in pastel shades like those you find on Jordan almonds, and they appear more or less Pac-Man-y or Big-Bird-y depending on how fast they’re moving.
Also went grave robbing with Sally Strange in Syracuse, New York.
Beatrice says
katenrala,
*hugs*
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
Gentle hugs from an internet stranger katenrala.
And thank you for the reminder that obsessing about possibilities does nothing to change actualities. I’m going to go gently kiss my sleeping daughter and snuggle up to Mrs Fishy; I’ve done all I can for the moment.
Hekuni Cat, MQG says
FossilFishy – Keep safe.
chigau (無味ない) says
FossilFishy
Thinking *wet* thoughts for you and yours.
cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
:)
Fun times, indeed! We still play AD&D (mostly 1st ed., with some 2nd, and house rules), and The Husband still has the White Box stuff (though not the box itself; erosion got that long ago) that he got way back when. And those up or down grades are why Every Party Needs A Dwarf. Racial inclusiveness FTW!
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Temp patching has been deployed, though the location is unfavorable. We shall see.
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*big, but gentle hugs* for katenrala.
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FossilFishy: A hope for safety for you and yours.
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Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Carl Sandberg on guns
opposablethumbs says
katenrala, fuck. Hugs from an internet stranger, if I may. I hope there are effective measures for reducing your pain.
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FossilFishy, wet and windless thoughts coming your way. Be safe, mate.
UnknownEric says
Hugs to katenrala.
My dreams tend to be ridiculously complex. Like last night, I dreamt it was 1983 and I was back in my old neighborhood, except I was my current age, and the school I went to was actually the headquarters for an AM station that I ran. Then when I went to go home, I found that all the homes on my street were replaced by lockers, so I stood outside and watched a parade of babies walk by.
Dalillama, Schmott Guy says
Katenrala
*hugs*
Regarding the commune, is appears we need formal permission to put the comments directly into the wiki. This means CC BY-SA 3.0 licensing of those two comments, as that’s what Wikia requires. So, portia,Beatrice,Mellow Monkey,Ogvorbis,AJ Milne,Azkyroth,Dianne,andcarlie for starters, also others but I haven’t had time to compile a full list.
Caine, Infuriated Invisible Pixel says
The “rape is nature, not culture” guy is back on the women in the military thread.
:wanders off to bang head into hard surface:
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularism says
Katrenala, I’m another person who is going to echo what Josh said.
:( :(
*hugs*
Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says
Seconded.
dianne says
I dreamt it was 1983 and I was back in my old neighborhood, except I was my current age,
At least you know which companies to invest in from your experience in 2013.
dianne says
Hugs to Katrenala. Cancer. Yuck!
I third or whatever number Josh’s comment about hospice, but make sure it’s a good hospice that isn’t going to limit your access to palliative radiation and chemo, if either is helping ease the pain or other symptoms.
Tethys says
katenrala
more gentle internet hugs from a stranger
cicely
There are so many nerve endings in your mouth that tiny irregularities feel like mountains. If the tooth had broken down to the pulp you would be in intense pain, so no pain is very good. It sounds like the cusp developed a fracture around the filling and broke away. It takes time for bacteria to erode the enamel, so no worries about stuff getting under the filling if you have a Monday appointment. They may remove the filling if it is breaking down, or no longer has sufficient supportive tooth structure, and then refill and rebuild the broken part as one. An x-ray will reveal the proper course of treatment. Tentacles crossed that you can get it fixed with the least invasive option.
cicely (Mostly Harmless) says
Tethys: Good to know.
:)
At the very least, the temp patch seems to be sticking well enough that I’m not shredding my tongue on it.
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WMDKitty (Always growing and learning) says
woke up, dry heaved, crapped my guts out (thrice), and dry heaved again while blowing my nose.
Fuck this, I’m going back to bed.
Tony the Super-Duper Queer Shoop says
Katenrala:
I wish I had more to offer than hugs.
I appreciate having you here. So many of your posts are full of win.
Ogvorbis says
WMDKitty:
Hugs (with full containment hazmat clothing).
Wife and I have both gone through a 12-14 hour something with severe headache, vomiting, and rather quick recover. No sinus shit, though. I hope you get more weller more quicklier.
The Mellow Monkey says
katenrala, my sympathy and whatever internet hugs/thoughts you deem appropriate from a stranger. I hope you can stay as comfortable as possible.
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The ear infection I’ve been dealing with for the past week or so has proven to be something far more interesting. I went to floss after lunch today and discovered that I have a new tooth. Yes, the ear infection seems to have been triggered by a wisdom tooth erupting. Well. I was worrying it was something more when I noticed the pain extended into the joint of my jaw on that side.
WMDKitty (Always growing and learning) says
Ogvorbis
I’m out of my allergy meds, and swallowed a metric fuckton of snot. My gut does not react well to snot.
Improbable Joe says
Hugs and ginger ale and chicken soup for all you poor sick peoples!
Lynna, OM says
Good news of an escape from ten long years of Moments of Mormon Madness for Ruby Jessop.
Improbable Joe says
Conversation between me and my wife just now:
me- Any idea when you’ll be home? I have food/wine money
her- Leaving in 30, where did you get $?
me- Sold a couple of pedals like I said I was gonna last night. Cheese nips here we come!
her- Yay cheese nips!
me- Hook you up with a burrito if you play your cards right
her- I’ll be home soon, fuck it I’m leaving!
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… it is the simple things in life, isn’t it? :)
Esteleth, Ultra-PC Feminist Harpy Out To Destroy Secularism says
This afternoon went like this:
Me: [stares at data that make no sense] [lightbulb!] [runs to tell Boss]
Boss: Busy. Come back in 10.
Me: [Sits in comfy chairs outside office]
Coworker: So, what’s up?
Me: [Explains lightbulb! moment]
Coworker: [pokes holes]
Me: Oh. Right.
Boss: Hey, I’m ready. What’s up?
Me: [Comes up with an innocuous question]
And it was such a good lightbulb! moment. :(
Improbable Joe says
I think I’m going to whip my balls out this weekend… :)
AJ Milne says
Condolences to all suffering various viral maladies.
I am so far having a mostly pretty good year, cold and flu-wise. Apart from one really pretty painful and sorta self-induced boarding related thing mentioned here many weeks back, it’s been just a few short sniffly things…
Could be dumb luck. Could be the seasonal flu vaccine I got this year, but I often do. Could be that I’ve finally become very disciplined (since that really bad one) about keeping my ears covered in the hardcore cold (got some of those ear pocket things, even wear them under hats and helmet, so if I’m sweating up there I can peel the rest of it of off and still have ears covered). Or could be some combination…
Anyway: all that’s cautiously recommended without guarantee. And meanwhile: lemon and ginger tea spiked with honey via USB all ’round.
Oh: and I’m fine with my commune comments going to wiki. Dunno if you need more formal permission.
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist, with anit to pick) says
This is the fire that’s 40k away. No smoke here as the winds are still blowing towards it. I envy the guy in this story in a really minor sort of way. He has access to someone who is on the ground there and is an expert in these things, I could have used that last night.
opposablethumbs says
Lemon and ginger tea? That whole USB thing must be working a treat; I just had some – thank you AJ Milne! (mate chai never seems to be available any more, so lemon and ginger is my new litres-and-litres-all-the-time drink)
PZ Myers says
NEW THREAD.