Dwight Longenecker is apparently writing some awful book that includes a discussion of atheists. He has some very strange ideas about us, as this excerpt shows. [Oops, wait! That page has magically disappeared! Good thing I grabbed a copy before he deleted it.]
Is there really such a thing as an utterly authentic atheist? I think so. I have a dreadful feeling that there exists a sort of human sub-species who have lost their spiritual capacity completely. These authentic atheists do not profess belief in God, nor even disbelief. Instead they seem entirely deaf to such ideas. They do not hate the Church or say the Bible is a fairy tale. They do not spit out bigoted remarks that blame the Pope for the holocaust or missionaries for murder. They do not attack the arguments for the existence of God, say the universe is random, or call Rick Warren a simpleton. They do not rage against God, any more than someone born blind has dreams in color. These are the authentic atheists. They plod through life eating, working, shopping, breeding and sleeping, and God never seems to flit across their consciousness. Members of this sub-species may be sparkling sophisticates or ill-bred boors. They may be the decent and moral folks next door, or they could be despicable murderers. In a frightful way, it doesn’t matter. If they exist, perhaps they have bred and spread like the alien bodysnatchers, and exist in our midst like spiritual zombies—indistinguishable in the teeming mass of humanity except to those few who see them and tremble.
Weird. He recognizes that atheists have the same range of variation that theists do, and do everything believers do, and even admits that the differences don’t matter (and isn’t that frightful!), but still, the fact that god-thoughts don’t flit across their brains all day long makes them zombies and something to fear.
I can see his concern. I understand that there are people who plod through life eating, working, shopping, breeding and sleeping, and squid never seem to flit across their consciousness, either. That I manage to avoid categorizing these poor afflicted individuals as members of a different subspecies or as scary zombies is simply testimony of an inherent decency that Longenecker lacks. Of course, there are a few differences between squid and gods: squid exist, and people don’t look at people who love marine organisms and use their beliefs as a reason to forgive them for raping children, or thinking that Rick Warren is not a dangerous simpleton.
By the way, one good thing about deleting the post is that he also wiped the comments. I have a real problem with reading blogs written by Catholic priests: it’s all the sycophantic commenters who insist on calling the author “Father”. There is only one man who I loved and respected who earned the right to be addressed as “Father” by me, and he didn’t do it by being an example of gullibility or by teaching me to worship ghosts. It’s a title that resonates strongly with me, and I hate to see it used for people who don’t deserve it. It’s like seeing Kent Hovind called “doctor”, only worse.
Also, it’s fucking Patheos. Patheos, the web portal that didn’t have enough bullshit on display, so they opened an astrology portal.
longstreet63 says
I think some people just lack a squid-shaped hole in their lives.
Beatrice says
The whole thing is ridiculous and it’s probably useless to seek any sense in this, but why should anyone tremble in front of these authentic atheists?
If they are just like regular people, it’s their own business if God sends them to some special pit in hell reserved for those who don’t give him any thought. He doesn’t even accuse them of being some kind of a morally corrupt threat to good pious human beings, just that they are vile.
Was this the whole article? If not, I would like to see the rest. It’s really horrible. I know that religionists think some awful things about us atheists, but this article is particularly vile.
I would even prefer one that says that we all lack morality or something similar, than this one which implies that some people are simply beyond despicable for no reason at all.
chigau (違わない) says
My father used to call the priests “Father” and he wasn’t a Catholic.
That was weird.
nathanielwiner says
And not only did the dude scrub the original post, he scrubbed the post accusing all us stupid atheists of taking his original post horribly out of context.
I said it before that post was wiped, and I’ll say it again. I really look forward to your amazon book reviews. Can’t scrub those.
Also, Orwell called. He said your an amateur.
SC (Salty Current), OM says
As I was just saying in the Lounge, it’ll be fun to see the reaction of the religious bloggers there.
Brings to mind this old thread in which Paul W. attempts to reason with Chad Orzel, and Orzel desperately evades the obvious conclusion: that if he accepts the notion that religion and science are compatible he has to accept that astrology and science are compatible in precisely the same sense. My favorite part is where Orzel dismisses the argument on the basis that Paul W. hasn’t named any prominent scientists who believe in astrology. Hilarity ensues.
kennypo65 says
@ Chigau: The term “Father” when addressing a priest, is a title, from what I remember. Personally, I refer to the pope as “Mr. Ratzenger”, or “That vile excuse for a human being.”
anteprepro says
So the authentic atheists are apathetic atheists who just don’t give a fuck? How convenient .
But it’s nice to see that the good Christian can shit all over hypothetical atheists who behave perfectly morally and aren’t uppity at all, even when implying how evil unauthentic atheists are. Because, despite how good they seem, and how they aren’t even mean to religion, their indifference is because they are “spiritually” deficient human-shaped beasts! Kind of shows exactly why being nice and quiet for the religionists won’t do jack shit.
Brownian says
Well, we call men ‘Mister’ without it being obvious just what they’re supposed to be masters of.
Nonetheless, it would be funny to refer to a Catholic priest as ‘Dad’ and see what they say about it. I bet they deal with that issue in seminary school.
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist "Starting Tonight, People will Whine" says
Considering what hateful drival patheos has what can we say about the atheist bloggers there?
anteprepro says
If we can believe the stories of the FTB migrants, then the answer is: They need the money.
Though I have to admit that, coincidentally, there is a sad deficit of “stridency” among the Patheos atheists. Probably not nearly enough of them would bother giving this person the venom he deserves. Because Patheos is all about civil dialog and all. Mmmm-hmmm.
danielwilliams says
For once I actually came across this before PZ or someone else on FtB picked it up. My first impression was that Longnecker was trying to define atheists out of existence with a No True Scotsman fallacy… is description of the “authentic atheist” seemed like extreme hyperbole. But in the (now deleted) comments he was defending this characterization and saying that anyone who genuinely says they lack a belief in a god falls into this.
Most interestingly, Longnecker (I THINK in the main article, might have been in the comments) described himself as being a high-functioning autistic man, and detailed how his notion of what the “genuine atheist” must be like was a projection of how he would feel if he didn’t have God.
Too bad this was deleted. I wonder why? Certainly couldn’t be shame.
glodson says
I like that posting. It boils it down to a simple thought, even though us authentic atheists do everything the theists do, we are still a sub-species because our broken brains don’t allow for us to have blind faith in something for which we see no evidence for. And often evidence against.
Also, I don’t know why the existence of the astrology portal bothers me so much. It is just as silly, and rife with scam-artists, as any of the religion pages already. I guess I’m still making allowances for religion without even realizing it.
ema says
Based on the available evidence, clearly it’s the atheists that are human sub-species who have lost their spiritual capacity.
hotshoe says
Interesting. Here is JT’s reaction to the new astrology-portal announcement:
Good.
anteprepro says
I’ll venture a guess as to why: Because society makes allowances for religion. We atheists are the exception to the rule, but religion is generally viewed as serious business with cultural clout. It is not dismissed as ridiculous, it is viewed as something significant and as a legitimate way to tackle important questions (even if those Other People have gotten the wrong answers). Astrology? Not so much. Even a good chunk of the people who don’t think astrology is ridiculous think it is far more trivial than religion; a passing source of brief, daily half-believed prophecies, more entertainment than guide. Though it is just as ridiculous and trivial from our vantage point, it is viewed as more ridiculous and/or trivial than religion by the general population. So, that may be why an astrology portal seems more baffling than a religion portal, even to people who know that both are heaping mounds of bullshit: Because we expect to salivate over the Seriousness of religion, but don’t expect the same of astrology.
( The number of people (~25% of Americans) that believe in astrology is roughly equal to the number that believe in witches and aliens. And is less than the number of people that believe in ghosts. Compare to the 75% of Americans that consider themselves Christian, the 90% that believe in God, 60% that attend church at least on occasion, 80% that say that religion is important in their life, and the 60% that pray daily. The gap between religion and astrology in terms of social support is rather significant.)
Glen Davidson says
There are people out there who never think of Yorble.
They are ones who must truly be feared.
Glen Davidson
Gonzo says
Well, they can run but they can’t hide
Here’s Google cache
And a screenshot just in case
glodson says
@15, I agree. There’s a numbers game going on here. Religion is normalized, while Astrology remains more fringe. But in my case, I think the fact that up until about last year, I considered myself Christian. Thirty some odd years of thinking that religion was somehow special is a hell of a habit to break.
I think the other reason it bugs the hell out of me is that I really enjoy Astronomy. There’s some fascinating things, real things, in this Universe that we can see and study. I eat that stuff up, and I do my best to understand it. So it is just a kick to the balls to see people look up at the sky and vomit bullshit in the hopes of scamming people out of money. Not that astrologers do any star-gazing. But just the idea that astrology gets associated with astronomy bugs me.
tytalus says
Dwight has a new post up in its place about people who desperately hope there isn’t a heaven or a hell, so they don’t have to account for their behavior. I expect my comment will not pass moderation. Needless to say, he’s the one hoping some god-concept finds him righteous, because otherwise his rhetoric is despicable.
SC (Salty Current), OM says
That’s super original.
Gregory Greenwood says
Among all the usual blather and wilfull misrepresentation of atheism that we have come to expect from theists, this bit stood out for me;
So, in the world according to Longenecker, it doesn’t matter whether an ‘authentic atheist’ lives an ethical life or is a mass murderer – the mere fact of non-belief renders ‘authentic atheists’ into terrible, subhuman monsters lurking within society that are to be feared and reviled… for an attribute of themselves that Longenecker himself believes that they have no control over, as we can see when he wrote;
Wait a second…
Artificially dividing humanity up and identifying a group as dangerous even if they are completely law abiding and do no measureable harm to anyone?
Reflexively despising this group of people for an aspect of themselves that (Longenecker argues) they cannot control?
Questioning whether members of this group can even be afforded the status of being fully human?
It almost sounds like Longenecker is trying to model his hostility toward atheism on existing bigotries – a form of ‘godless-phobia’ perhaps?
I wonder what would come next, if Longenecker wasn’t just a fool blathering inanely on the internet, and actually had the means to oppress these ‘spiritual zombies’? Would atheists start finding burning crosses left on their lawns? Would there be the internment of unbelivers into ‘spiritual re-education camps’? Or would that be considered pointless, what with atheists supposedly being only demi-human?
At the risk of Godwinning the thread terribly, one cannot help but wonder whether the likes of Longenecker wouldn’t prefer a more permanent – one might even say ‘final’ – solution…
raven says
Dwight L. is an idiot.
1. There are around 1 billion No Religions in the world, growing rapidly. This would make them the third largest religion if they were a religion.
2. They are among the best and brightest humanity produces. No Religions are correlated with intelligence and education.
We don’t hate the gods any more than he hates Zeus, Ahura Mazda, or elves. And for the same reason.
Glen Davidson says
Which certainly doesn’t raise the question of why tales of torture for doubt were attached to highly doubtful claims.
Yes, the truly evil people think without implicit threats coloring their judgment. Can’t have that.
Glen Davidson
yoav says
So Dwight agree that it’s not believing in his favorite sky fairy that makes people moral, it’s a small step but with guys like that you take what you can.
Josh, Asshat, Embarrassment to Atheists, Gays, and Free Speech. says
I know, like WAY! Oh my god it just makes me soooo hot when a guy is, like, super-smart and a great thinker, you know? Totally crushed out!!!
SC (Salty Current), OM says
I just can’t imagine why it was taken down. (Of course, Fincke would probably be OK with it. Longenecker didn’t call anyone stupid, after all.)
Josh, Asshat, Embarrassment to Atheists, Gays, and Free Speech. says
SC Y U ABUSE
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist "Starting Tonight, People will Whine" says
Someone just link him the TNG “Measure of Man”.
SC (Salty Current), OM says
I spoke too soon:
This “dull breed” who’ve never given a thought to their own humanity are the authentic atheists. “Conscious” atheists are inauthentic. Somehow.
Still laughing:
You tell ’em, Longenecker. Your god’s not too good to send those jerks to hell. And if they need a reminder that this imaginary figure you worship is an asshole, direct them to the Bible.
anteprepro says
Ah. That would factor in as well, I suppose :)
Because Christian theology is totally about accountability for behavior. People who do bad stuff go to hell, people who do good go to heaven, no exceptions. It’s not like they think that everyone is bad regardless of what they do, and that the only people allowed to go to heaven are those that beg for God to turn a blind eye. It’s not like that is one of the core doctrines. Nope. Heaven is a reward for the good people, not just for the people who believe a certain way.
Wait a minute. Christianity is the one with “karma”, right?
Depends on whether “human sub-species” counts as an epitaph. Remove that specific phrase, while still implying it, and I’m sure it would be fine.
anteprepro says
Well “them” would be a sub-set of “anyone”. But that’s nice of Dwight to play mind-reader. I suspect that Dwight excuses hell by dismissing critics as selfish because he is a pig-headed idiot who can’t grasp simple concepts and prefers to just tell people what they REALLY think to avoid exposing his utter intellectual inadequacy.
Naked Bunny with a Whip says
Also, there are monsters under my bed!
SC (Salty Current), OM says
Sastra could slap this guy around like a hockey puck. His thinking is not about the basis for beliefs but about the kind of people believers are vs. the kind of people atheists are. That’s why the “authentic” atheists must be a dull, unenlightened, unreflective sub-species lacking the essential spark of humanity. It’s quite gross, and why Gregory Greenwood’s summary and comparison above is so chilling.
brianwestley says
Most interestingly, Longnecker (I THINK in the main article, might have been in the comments) described himself as being a high-functioning autistic man, and detailed how his notion of what the “genuine atheist” must be like was a projection of how he would feel if he didn’t have God.
That might explain some things (though I haven’t found what you’re referring to); a few months back, I said I thought he was a sociopath, given his complete lack of empathy:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/standingonmyhead/2012/06/can-you-be-good-without-god.html
dysomniak, darwinian socialist says
He’d better tremble.
JT Eberhard says
@anteprepro at #10
I hope I am exempted from that critique. I’d like to think there aren’t a whole lot out there who are as strident as I, and I certainly haven’t changed anything since moving. ;)
JT
kacyellis says
Dwight Longnecker is writing a book on ATHEISTS!!! Oh wow! I can’t wait to read it because I have this man to thank (in part) for my own de-conversion. After his complete dismissal and asinine answers to my honest questions on his blog, back when I was still trying to keep my faith, I realized that it was all a bunch of bull crap. Thank you Dwight Longnecker!
infraredeyes says
Gregory Greenwood @21 makes an important point. This is not just nonsense, it is dangerous nonsense.
Rodney Nelson says
Longnecker’s The Authentic Atheist has reappeared. There’s some industrial strength atheist hating going on. Longnecker denies us our humanity:
I’m not given to using foul language, but if I were face to face with Dwight I would be really tempted to give him a big “fuck you” for calling me sub-human. Dwight must be like his fuhrer, Pope Benny, a believer that some people are “untermenschen.”
hotshoe says
Hey, JT, you’re definitely exempted from that critique – I’d say if anything you’ve gotten more “strident”. Didn’t you write that you could be free to be more anti-theist since you left SSA? Coinciding in timeframe with your appearance at Patheos, but maybe not just a mere coincidence, since Patheos does provide a blogger like you with neighboring theists to mock and attack.
robinjohnson says
kennypo65:
Hear, hear. It’s a small but irritating example of religious privilege that titles like Father and Reverend are expected to be, and usually are, used even by people who aren’t members of the religion in question. A small but hopefully irritating-to-the-right-people thing that atheists can do is refuse to use them.
anteprepro says
Yes, I will give you credit for being as Gnu as ever. But even though I respect a lot of the others who wound up over there, they really are kind of…meek. Once you get enough cred over there, you should make up for their lack of volume and try shitting all over the carpet every so often. Maybe tear up a few couches and knock over a few vases as well. You know what to do.
unclefrogy says
if anyone needed an example of the reason religion is dangerous and could lead to things like the Inquisition or “the final solution” this would be a good start.
It also sounds a little too close to paranoia to not be looked into.
uncle frogy
SC (Salty Current), OM says
Now that‘s a fascinating exchange. I’ve tossed this general question around in the past, and I’m still unsure. I think a lot of the time what seems like sociopathy is actually the effects of religious indoctrination. I mean this in the sense that people like him have been taught that the “grounding” for their (presumed, and often terrible) morality is their belief, and this has given them a sense of security and righteousness. Thinking this, it’s difficult for them to understand how others who don’t have this grounding can be authentically moral. (If they’re converts, I think they often reconstruct their pre-religion past as immoral. Sometimes this is just dishonest propaganda, but I believe often it’s how they come to remember it: they had to have been bad because they hadn’t had a real reason to be good.)
I’ve asked one or two religious people who were talking about how their faith inspired their environmentalism whether they would still care about or be active in environmentalism if their god didn’t exist.* I haven’t yet received an answer; it’s just ignored. I haven’t had the sense that they were avoiding it because their answer would be “No.” I think many people realize at some level that this faith business isn’t the basis for or even necessary to their moral action, but aren’t able to admit it. This is probably true not only of doing positive things but not doing harmful things – they wouldn’t be stomping on people for personal or societal goals whether they were atheists or not.
I also think there’s just a stupid, and in this case quite dangerous, game going on which is about showing up atheists as intrinsically bad.
Of course, he might well be a sociopath, but even then it’s hard to separate the sociopathic religious influence from any “pre-existing” tendencies. (Not that I think you were arguing anything about the sources of his sociopathy.)
*Actually, I think I usually ask about if they personally came to disbelieve – otherwise, it’s too easy for them to project the question onto their vision of an atheist rather than thinking about what they would do.
SC (Salty Current), OM says
You cannot make this stuff up.
Amateur Hour says
He removed the quote from his blog, but the book itself can be previewed on Google Books
(messy link here, just for the hell of it)
http://books.google.com/books?id=OObCAu4iIdcC&lpg=PA13&ots=5OGfSpQD1-&dq=%22utterly%20authentic%20atheist%3F%20I%20think%20so.%22&pg=PA14#v=onepage&q=%22utterly%20authentic%20atheist?%20I%20think%20so.%22&f=false
Quoted section begins on the bottom of page 13. Read the whole, sordid thing!
Christian says
Except his own children, of course. They are expected to call him “Uncle”.
hotshoe says
Dwight Longenecker is a Catholic priest (although married with a family, ordained under the special dispensation to poach formerly Anglican priests for the Pope’s stable). So it’s not surprising that he reveals his sickening opinion that priests using child pornography should be viewed as less harmful to society than teenaged boys having consensual sex with teenaged girls. Because the true sins, of course, are not child rape and a hierarchy that deliberately chooses to protect and support the child-rapers; rather the true sins are the secular acceptance of sex for anything other than procreation and in the confines of anything other than man-woman matrimony.
God damn every Catholic everywhere, and double damn anyone who converted to filthy Catholicism as an adult.
Dwight Longenecker is also a blithering idiot cocooned in froth:
What kind of human being could write that overblown nonsense ?
Humans laugh and cry, therefore, we are proven to have souls ?
Music, laughter, and dance = madness ?
And the subtext that music, laughter, and dance have no value in themselves, unless at least one of the gods conceived by humans is somehow behind it all? Pompous church-serving nonsense.
Dwight Longeneck dribbles on:
IN FACT we’re the product of his [god’s] imagination?
Citation desperately needed, fuckwad.
anteprepro says
So, God jizzed the universe into being, and then impregnated all living things? The religious have really got to learn how to use metaphors with caution.
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist "Starting Tonight, People will Whine" says
Someone’s been reading Dave Simms
Josh, Asshat, Embarrassment to Atheists, Gays, and Free Speech. says
There’s no way to Godwin this; it’s actually, literally Nazi-like rhetoric as Gregory pointed out. It’s horrifying. Does anyone believe such vile rhetoric would stay up for an instant on Patheos if it were an atheist making those remarks about religious people? Everyone would instantly condemn the dehumanization. But us? Fuck us. We’re not human.
Amateur Hour says
…and I see that Longnecker quoted it with this phrase:
“…or call Rick Warren a simpleton.”
But in his book
“…or accuse Billy Graham of being a simpleton.”
Maybe he thinks no one knows who Billy Graham is or just wants to tweak Warren’s nose (or the noses of Warren’s drooling fans)? Still…
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist "Starting Tonight, People will Whine" says
That is because the Nazis themselves were just one good example of the same template of a xenophobic and exterminating mind set
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical says
Ah. Tribbles.
anteprepro says
Fundies like this could probably cut and paste a Hitler speech and just find and replace “Jews” into whatever group they want to bash. To adjust any further than that would just be giving in to political correctness.
dianne says
So, hang on now…if atheists are sub-human or non-human, does that mean it’s ok with him if we have abortions, use contraception and get married to the person we love, regardless of gender? Perhaps this view should be encouraged…Ok, maybe not. Because it’s obvious where it’s going. No one need feel guilty about exterminating maggots or invading aliens, right?
feralboy12 says
I really like this bit.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death *biff*
(gets up, continues)
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me
*biff*
That’s prayer in a nutshell.
SC (Salty Current), OM says
OK, three things:
1) Tender? Intimate?
2) Carl Sagan wrote about these as gestures of submission, shared, at least, with some canines.
3) This reminds me of Steve Wells’ Drunk with Blood, mentioned by Caine here a while back. A recurring OT theme is that people in the stories are always falling on their faces. I can’t read those words without laughing now.
OK, four:
4) “If we are only brutes…”? *deep breaths*
chigau (違わない) says
Bad theology.
Humans don’t “have” souls they are souls. They temporarily “have” a body.
Longenecker is a convert?
Walton says
Wow. What a ridiculous rant.
(From his biography, I’m guessing the author is one of those Anglican priests who left the C of E for the RCC because of OH NOES TEH WIMMINZ and OH NOES TEH GAYZ.)
SC (Salty Current), OM says
Because otherwise all there would be is inert, passive, uncreative, unmoving…something. Or nothing. You know, like a woman.
Have I mentioned how much I loathe Catholicism?
dianne says
There seems to be some backpedaling going on here…In a comment to his (now restored) post, Longnecker says, “Nowhere did I say that atheists were sub human or a sub species.” despite the fact that the reference to “a sort of human sub-species who have lost their spiritual capacity completely” is right there in the text. He also claims that he was joking about the “there is a sort of person who plods through life in a dull stupor never thinking of God, heaven, hell or the meaning of life. Ever–and that these dull types were perhaps the only ‘authentic atheists’.” comment.
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
If he’d examine his own motives instead of imagining bullshit about people he cannot understand, he might do some good. I get the feeling that his conversions were motivated by a desire to get more bling in his religion. He wanted the robes and the rituals and the grandeur and the hierarchy and the pope.
Speaking of Godwin: This guy would have joined the Nazi party for the boots and stayed for the bigotry.
SC (Salty Current), OM says
People laugh, people cry. You can’t explain that.
ChasCPeterson says
‘subspecies’ is not an insult. It’s not comparable to ‘sub-human’. My local subspecies of garter snakes are still full-on garter snakes. If one wanted to (and of course nobody does) recognize subspecies of Homo sapiens, they’d all still be full-on human.
Gregory Greenwood says
There is that weird catholic sex obsession again. I mean, the Big Bang as a cosmic godly ejaculation? From a ‘father’ of such incomprehensible virility that he impregnanted everything? And with no mention of a ‘mother godess’ figure in this equation, doesn’t this imply that god committed the old ‘sin of Onan’ in order to acheive this end?
Somehow, I can’t imagine that a reton of the christian creation mythology that began with “In the beginning God fapped the heaven and the earth into being” would go down very well with the Vatican…
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
ChasCPeterson, he was calling atheists “sub-human” in an earlier version … just in jest, of course. He changed it because we weren’t able to comprehend that he was joking.
Gregory Greenwood says
ChasCPeterson @ 65;
I somehow doubt that Longenecker was using the term with its strict scientific meaning – I am pretty sure from the context of the rest of his comment that he was using ‘subspecies’ to mean ‘less than fully human’ in this case.
For that matter, even if he didn’t mean to say outright that atheists are subhuman, inventing a patently ridiculous partition within humanity that attempts to suggest that a particular set of intellectiual positions is indicative of some fundamental physiological difference that is of such magnitude that it requires the recognition of a new subspecies of human is still dangerous in itself. It is step one in a process of dehumanisation – it is ‘othering’ at its most basic and crude. Such a position is eminently ammenable to being used as a justification for for all manner of oppression – including violence and even genocide – as history has taught us on all too many occasions.
anteprepro says
*snort*
Separate but equal!
SC (Salty Current), OM says
Chas,
Keep reading.
abb3w says
I’d disagree that Longenecker’s wiping of the comments seems a good thing, despite how asinine some were from both sides. It seems a practice (Selective Exposure in type?) frequent when the tide of the commentariat swings discussion or tone in a direction not to the liking of the religious.
Contrast PZ’s approach of closing off further comment from a handle, or occasionally sealing an entire thread and dumping the stragglers to Thunderdome, but generally leaving the provocations intact.
Some local political shenanigans have reminded me about the conjectural difference of shame-cultures from guilt-cultures. (Though supporting citations are sparse.) For a shame culture, covering up a criticism means it’s all good; for a guilt culture, there is a sense that truth of the “sins” will haunt. This sort of memory hole that Longenecker relies on seems to the former more than the latter; a concern with reputation and dominance rather than truth and substance.
Cuttlefish says
Since he’s reposted a version of his essay, but is moderating comments, I thought I’d leave this here in case he doesn’t approve it. In response to a comment, and his response to that comment…my own counter-comment.
It is remarkable to think that “different manifestations of the Divine” would be worth warring over. Even your choice of the phrase “Judeo-Christian religion” does not accurately portray the history of conflict between the various Christian sects and Jewish sects (between, within, among, there is no shortage of groups willing to kill others over “different manifestations of the Divine”). Your interpretation is a very modern view, quite different from the actual history of conflict between warring sects. At the moment you come across as making opinionated comments about something you don’t really know very much about.
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
Longenecker:
How do we know that God is pure spirit? The Bible says that he walked in the garden in the cool of the evening, if you want to be poetic, and generally acted like a spoiled teen, if you want to be realistic. The people who are paying your salary believe that he had a son, and you aren’t in the business of convincing them otherwise.
Because he is imaginary, and you can’t actually see him or communicate with him. He is not real, and you just used words that show that “we have to picture God”.
The “therefore” there doesn’t follow at all. And the word “probably” doesn’t fit, either. For a sophisticated theologian, you surely do write mighty poorly.
Not everyone is so down on fairy tales. You’ve just scored a straw point off nothing.
Not necessarily so for fairy tales, but if so, so does religion (which is a fairy tale). And, actually, most religious people that I have known seem to be expressing their unconscious urges, fears, beliefs and, all to often, hatreds.
If we agree with you about the fairy tales, that is. And maybe we are still being superficial, even then. And is fishing deep a good thing?
By whom or what? By God? By nature? By some money-grubbing priest?
Because you Catholics have killed all humans who wouldn’t have it.
No, it isn’t. The Egyptians didn’t have it, a long list of matriarchal groups didn’t have it.
The sun doesn’t mount, and what is welling up in a fifteen-year-old isn’t love. And how are those “revealed”?
Which to most folks means it was spoken by God. You just made it into a hormone rush—speaking of deep urges.
No, it’s an urge to have a father, just like the urge to be a father that is twisting its way up your fifteen-year-old.
And atheists aren’t blinding themselves to glory, they are squinting to see past the bullshit. But thanks for the insult.
Why do which? Again with the lack of clarity.
There is indeed.
Nice poetry, even if you are being snarky:
Well said. Thank you.
And we are back to the belittling patronage. And really, what is wrong with that? Aren’t you refuting, here? Aren’t you trying to correct a wrong idea?
Listen carefully—we aren’t refuting the myth, per such. We are usually thinking that the myth is self-evidently false. What we are fighting is the real-world consequences of religion, like boy buggering.
Thank you. You do pick an odd way of showing it.
Oddly enough, canoeing upstream is one of my hobbies, but I use a pole for going up rapids.
What is the evidence, again? Where is the universal instinct, and how is that evidence? Mine isn’t a belief, and it certainly isn’t solemn.
For a sophisticated theologian, you hold one of the simplest beliefs about atheism. I’ll use little words for you, Son. (Is it okay if I call you “Son”? I can’t call you “Father”, and don’t like you well enough to call you “Sonny”. “Sonny Boy”, maybe?)
An atheist has no belief.
You say we lack spirituality—what we lack is belief. Is isn’t that we have a deep and abiding faith that there is no god, despite the obvious evidence—like we are deluded morons or something. We are NOT deluded—we lack delusion.
To be narrow, an atheist lacks your particular delusion. (He still may think his children are lovable, for instance.)
Huh?
Look, I am from Missouri, oddly enough, and you need to show me. (For you folks from civilized places, Missouri is called the “Show Me” state because it was once filled with skeptics. (The residents were also once called “Pukes”.))
But I’m also tired. You are on your own for the rest of the article, Longenecker. I deeply and solemly believe you will keep screwing it up.
ckitching says
I like his constant assertions that religion and God is universal. Author Dan Everett found out otherwise when he went out to “save” an Amazonian tribe that really had no use for the ideas he was selling. But maybe they’re sub-human, too.
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist "Starting Tonight, People will Whine" says
FFS, Aryian supremacy is a myth. Lots of people seem dead set not to let it gain popularity.
Rather than myth let’s say lie. It’s supposed to be absurd to try to disavow a popular lie?
vaiyt says
It is when it’s meant to imply someone is not a “normal” human. Atheism isn’t like a birth defect.
mythbri says
Guh.
My first foray into Patheos was made because JT left. I can see that there’s no reason to explore any of the other blogs there.
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
Quite true. Atheism is the normal, healthy state in which we are born.
Religion is the disease, contagious and crippling.
Skepticism is the vaccine.
Humor is the vitamins.
Science is the exercise …
… I should have stopped up there a ways.
jose says
He seems to be describing the “Nones”. I know many people who don’t give a crap about spiritual/existential issues. Their philosophy is practical and materialistic and they are happy members of the human species. They aren’t disgusted or horrified by the idea that death means you die (as opposed to saying you “pass on” or “go to a better place”, etc.) I live in a “cultural catholic” country where religion still holds power at higher levels of government but it has simply faded away for many regular people.
FossilFishy (Νεοπτόλεμος's spellchecker) says
Wait, what? I’m not an authentic atheist? But, but, but, I have a certificate of authenticity, [rummages around] er, here somewhere, that they gave me at my first baby roast.
Markita Lynda—damn climate change! says
He now has an authentic atheist 2 article that says if you thrown out the concept of God you might as well throw out all good things. Q.E.D. Take that, atheists! If you don’t like cotton candy you’re giving up food forever!
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
Ing:
Ha! Good one, Ing.
I spend real time and effort blowing up imaginary tanks,
http://www.atari.com/battlezone, because it amuses me.
Amphiox says
Because, of course, it only matters what the individual himself thinks, and it only matters that the individual himself is not misled by myths.
That other people might be misled by myths, and might end up being harmed by this just doesn’t matter, and for someone to be concerned about this possibility is so touchingly absurd.
And religion was supposed to inspire what regarding morality again?
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart: My name is Legion, for we are many says
From Markita’s link:
Oh for fuck’s sake. God exists, otherwise solipsism? Blech.
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
Perhaps the physical world is only real within his own perception?
I’d say the “Creation Science” guys have that going already.
ckitching says
Well, it’s different than the usual: God exists, otherwise moral nihilism. Although, I think he was trying to hit that one, too, elsewhere in his rant.
unclefrogy says
That guy really puts in sharp relief the thing I dislike the nost about religion and believers.
He is way to concerned about what everyone else is thinking and doing. He has to judge those who think different as intrinsically less than he is.
If there is no god and religion is a made up story about what and where it all came from than what ever will I do??
There must be a god looking out over all of us and judging so we can live for ever. Otherwise I would be left face to face with my life in this “infinite perspective vortex” of space and time and I am such a little thing and only here for such a short time.
He brings up Cyrano who does not shrink from liFe for fear of death or god but embraces it with open arms without illusions knowing that death is the end. He does not fall on his knees and prey to his “heavenly father” to forgive him only his beloved Roxanne is his concern.
I DO SO DISLIKE FUCKING PRIESTS
sorry for the caps it was a mistype but it looked good and I really mean it
uncle frogy
John Morales says
<reads OP>
<checks>
<Ack!>
Nick Gotts (formerly KG) says
It’s worth remembering that the outside world’s knowledge of the Pirahã is pretty much completely dependent on what Dan Everett says. We should be wary of basing arguments on a single uncorroborated study. The claim of a universal “religious instinct” is in any case adequately refuted by the existence and growth of naturalistic subcultures.
adrianluca says
He calls Pacific Islanders who worshiped the Duke of Edinburgh “savages”. When a commenter rightfully accuses him of racism, he says the Islanders’ cannibalism made them savages.
This from a guy who every Sunday feeds people what he insists is A-grade Jesus steak.
strange gods before me ॐ says
In any case, the Pirahã do have religion, as far as Everett’s own reports go: “Xigagaí, one of the beings that lives above the clouds, was standing on a beach yelling at us, telling us that he would kill us if we go into the jungle.”
More on that, from Steve Farmer:
«But a closer look at the evidence suggests a more complex and quite melancholic story: among the few artifacts noted in Everett’s works are Pirahã necklaces made “from seeds, homespun cotton string, teeth, feathers, beads, beer-can pull-tabs, and/or other objects,” whose functions “are decorative only secondarily, their primary purpose being to ward off the evil spirits that they see almost daily” (Everett 2005). As this passage suggests, the claimed reluctance of the Pirahã to tell myths may itself testify to the fearful hold gods and spirits have over their daily life. The inclusion among Pirahã spirit-deflectors of “beer-can pull-tabs” also hints that the impoverishment of this rapidly dying culture may involve recent disruptions to old ways of life. The result as one severe Everett critic notes may be a “creolized, stripped-down remnant” of older values tied to the Pirahã’s earlier links to tribes known to have once possessed a rich mythology (Levinson 2005).»
+++++
If Everett doesn’t recognize that as religion, that’s probably a function of Everett’s own recent Christianity.
On the other hand, I haven’t yet seen a report in Everett’s own words where he says they don’t have religion. So the story may be a function not of Everett’s reporting as such, but of others’ paraphrasings.
Anyway, I don’t find it too remarkable if the Pirahã don’t have a creator god. Pascal Boyer in Religion Explained mentions (iirc) there is an African tribe who barely mention a creator god, have no use or regard for him, don’t appeal to him or otherwise do rituals about him, and so on — deism, approximately, except they do revere other, closer gods. It’s not much more of a stretch to imagine losing the stories about that unimportant god.
But if Xigagaí is not a god, what is he? Ancestor spirits are rather clearly another class of supernatural being, but Xigagaí is apparently not that. If he’s a member of the Pirahã’s most powerful class of supernatural agents, and not an ancestor spirit, then Xigagaí is a god — unless the Pirahã say “yes we know what gods are supposed to be, and Xigagaí is not that.”
DLC says
Patheos. from Pathetic. Pathetic adj. the quality of not being worth bothering over. see also : dumb, craptacular, crummy.
Much like the forms of delusion, lying and conman-ship espoused at the website.
Seriously, this is the host site of the “Atheists pray for 40 days “experiment” ” hahaha.
Yes, Padre Smugness, we do exist. People who do not believe in your magician, who are quite happy without him. We laugh, cry, dance, love screw and have full lives without your magic crackers,jesus juice or incense-huffing.
Ichthyic says
hmm, anyone looking for the original, it still exists on his site.
I think he replaced it with a different link, but never actually deleted the original:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/standingonmyhead/2012/09/the-authentic-atheist-4.html
Ichthyic says
I DO SO DISLIKE FUCKING PRIESTS
yeah, there’s just so much shame and guilt afterwards.
no fun at all.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart: My name is Legion, for we are many says
Ckitching:
Atheism = moral nihilism isn’t really a new concept, considering how often we’re accused of having no basis for our morality*. Hell, in the past we’ve had nihilists posting here ‘cos is the universe doesn’t care, why should they? It is a thing, is what I’m sayin’.
But the argument from solipsism is some serious Philosophy 101 shit.
*That’s okay by me– I still can’t figure out WFT is so ethical about Christian “morality” anyway.
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
And santorum.
Jason says
Urgh. More like pathos.
ckitching says
@sgbm
You’re probably right. The term “gods” is so pliable that a lot of different versions can live under that umbrella, and I sometimes forget that it doesn’t have to mean a creator god and/or his/her minions. However, it would still be difficult to reconcile their beliefs as the “differences in understanding The Divine” that believers like to trot out when branding non-believers as abnormal. There isn’t exactly much common ground there.
ckitching says
@Audley
Well, that’s easy. Christian morality is ethical because before you do something bad, you have to find justification for it in the Big Book, whereas godless heathens can just go ahead and do it. Even better, you get to override your own empathy and compassion for anyone your church opposes and do bad things to those people, too.
And why do I suspect the nihilists you talk about having posted here were either libertarians, or anarcho-capitalists, too?
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart: My name is Legion, for we are many says
Ckitching,
Oh, how I do love not having to justify my baf behavior! ;)
I’m not sure if the occasional nihilist were libertarians or not; what I do know is that becoming an atheist isn’t necessarily a happy event and has left some people with a feeling of emptiness and loss.
ah58 says
I’ve been on the site having a dialog with the priest in question.
From the priest:
My reply:
His response:
That’s either some serious scientific illiteracy or major dishonesty right there. Evidently, light and electricity aren’t energy in his world.
To which I replied:
I’m awaiting his response. It will be interesting to see what he considers this mysterious “energy” to be.
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
ah58, “energy”, to a lot of woo-mongers, is life energy or mystic energy or whatever mystic catch-all they mean at the moment. It isn’t any scientific definition of energy.
Christ only knows what a confused Catholic priest thinks “energy” is. Good job of asking, and please let me know what he says.
ckitching says
Good luck, ah58. When I saw the blurb he put at the bottom of his post that said he wouldn’t debate anyone he thought either didn’t read his post, or didn’t read it correctly, I assumed he was not the type to argue honestly and would dismiss criticism by arguing that you’re not understanding him. When I saw some of his replies to the people who challenged him, I knew it.
ah58 says
For those interested, here’s the priest’s answer:
I would call that a pretty dishonest answer and I told him so.
My response:
strange gods before me ॐ says
Haha, what the fuck?
I’m so glad you mentioned that here. It’s hilarious. I’ll post his story here for others to laugh at.
Dwight Longenecker says,
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist "Starting Tonight, People will Whine" says
And that car was Einstine
chigau (違わない) says
ah58
Give up.
You cannot even penetrate the wall let alone win.
ah58 says
Oh, I have no illusions of “winning” this argument. It was more to see how a supposedly “sophisticated” theologian would back up his arguments. Turns out he’s not so sophisticated after all. Who da thunk it?
Holms says
Yet another caricature of atheism brought up solely to attract and legitimise derision.
julietdefarge says
“Eating, growing, exploring, playing and sleeping, and God never seems to flit across their consciousness”
Every child ever born.
gussnarp says
Attempting to memory hole embarrassing blog posts must be a common tactic for the Catholics at Patheos. There’s another guy over there who made a horribly irresponsible website attacking condoms and birth control and promoting Catholic “natural” family planning. He made two blog posts crowing about this wonderful site he had made that was going to get people to stop using condoms, then when the Friendly Atheist picked up on a particularly hideous graphic from the site, the blog posts bragging about it quietly disappeared.
As for Dwight, his about says he’s a former evangelical, former Anglican, now Catholic. I don’t have enough interest in his bile to search through his blog, but one wonders if he attacks evangelicals and Anglicans the same way he does atheists. Surely he must have found that they were completely wrong about God too. I guess we just must be a terrifying threat to justify the amount of server space and Papal pronouncements dedicated to demonizing us and comparing us to Hitler.
dianne says
There is now a follow up post that asks atheists what evidence they would accept as good enough to demonstrate the existence of God. I replied with a very low-bar suggestion: Any evidence of an effect by a God or Gods on the known universe. My comment is in moderation. Who wants to bet that it never comes out?
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says
Gasp, you mean physical evidence, not Sophistimacated Theology™? Oh no, poor priest.
fastlane says
Can one not even view comments at Patheos without registering? I’m not seeing comments at all on part 2 or 3 of his rants.
I might just be missing something, my brain seems a bit less than functional this monday morning….
Nick Gotts (formerly KG) says
He is letting sceptical comments out – but when people tel him what evidence they would accept, he either simply refuses to accept the answer – claiming that they wouldn’t accept what they say they would – or he wriggles, obfuscates and evades. He really is a remarkably dishonest little shit, even for a Catholic priest.
Amphiox says
Well, before one can make any comment about what kind of evidence would indicate the existence of god, one must first provide a specific definition and description of god, in order to determine what kind of effect said god would be expected to have on the physical universe.
Menyambal --- Sambal's Little Helper says
Speaking of dishonest, I like that he makes his magical car story depend on the fact that his parents were scrupulously honest. He later in life went on to reject their flavor of religion to move to Catholicism. He maybe hasn’t stopped to wonder if they were being false about their religion? Or maybe he should have stayed with the miracle-making religion?
michaelmcguinness says
Depends what you mean by “spiritual”. You could take it to mean, whatever isn’t covered by daily needs, or whatever is beyond the material. Here are some examples of these things: Love, art, pleasure, empathy, solidarity, compassion. Are there people who are entirely without these? If there are, then it’s a tragedy, as this guy says. But we have to ascribe that tragedy, as always, to a specific social and systemic cause, to the totality.
And it’s a fallacy, a false dichotomy, to say that one must either be a base materialist, with no notion of the finer and nobler things in life, or else a blindly obedient and ignorant theist, in thrall to some dogma or other. What about the existentialists? Distrustful of science and dogmatic materialism, but carving out their own meaning in life? It’s nonsense to suggest that one must either be in thrall to some hierarchy, or spiritually empty. And by “spiritual” I don’t mean so much belief in a spirit, as an appreciation that there is more to life than materialism, like an appreciation of the qualitative, experiential, emotional richness of life, experienced through love and art and compassion and solidarity.