That was really quick. The Salt Lake Tribune already has an account of my evening’s talk — it’s fairly accurate, too, since I did give a bit of a firebreathing talk.
Also, they have a number of photos online. I didn’t even notice, but I did kinda like this one.
I’m now picturing large numbers of Mormons reading the paper on Easter Sunday morning and hearing all about the ferocious atheists gathering in the city. Rah, us!
OK, here’s another one of me calling down atheist wrath.
Now you’ve seen the full range of the PZ Myers Experience.
brazenlucidity says
Rah! Indeed. Lol!
eigenperson says
That picture is just begging to be turned into an internet meme.
eigenperson says
EBWOP: I mean the first one. You changed the post on me!
leighshryock says
I didn’t know you were so photogenic, PZ.
Ze Madmax says
No cephalopods? :(
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Love that top shot!
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
Hee hee hee. The second one is my favorite.
waydude says
Man, missed the talk and no drinking after party too! Beer numbs the knee pain, I think the saying goes. You know, we do have a lot of good beer since you last lived here. Got yer evolution amber (intelligently designed – ha!), Polygamy porter, and of course, the Nitro Stout. No funny name, just good beer.
To top it off, I’ll have to read about it in Utah’s second least conservative paper.
CompulsoryAccount7746 says
Doing an impression of “drunk octopus wants to fight you,” eh?
Image
andrewriding says
I was pretty pleased that I got out to see it, even if the freeway on ramps straight down the hill confused me and had me driving in circles long enough to be thirty minutes late for my date after it (we weren’t really each other’s types anyway, and I was a bit too excited about replacing religion to go along with her ‘spiritual but not religious’ kind of stance.)
Ray, rude-ass yankee says
I like the “atheist wrath” one, it should be on a t-shirt! Or maybe captioned “Dang religious people, get off my lawn!”
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
That second photo just calls out the rage of Samuel L Jackson, I expect him to carry a wallet that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
nelsondyck says
I imagine PZ screaming “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”
or
“RELEASE THE HORDE!”
Ray, rude-ass yankee says
I lack the skills to photoshop a cane into PZ’s hand (to shake in anger) in that picture, but somebody should!
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Ray:
Why compromise? Atheist wrath on the front, Happy atheist on the back. :D
Ray, rude-ass yankee says
Caine, Cruel Monster@15, Works for me! Maybe reversible front to back depending on whether you want to lead with “wrath” or “happy”?
DLC says
Well, if you speak the truth, saying that the emperor has no clothes, and indeed, the emperor has no clothes, then everyone who has a vested interest in the emperor’s non-clothes being of superior quality, finest threads and most stylish cut will be calling you rude, mocking and annoying.
Ray, rude-ass yankee says
YeeGads, it’s almost 4:25 am for me. I’m for bed. Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Dick the Damned says
Discussing religion:
Caption 1 – I’ll show you what they’ve got.
Caption 2 – That’s what they’ve got.
radpumpkin says
That last image just begs to be shopped. Dunno, a ruined cityscape in the background, and a semi-transparent red-black gradient on top? Or just a mushroom cloud?
mudpuddles says
All atheists will burn in hell. Jesus rose this Easter day to demonstrate his power over death, those who reject this evidence will never know eternal life….
Wow. What a load of utter nonsense. Can you imagine I used to believe that shite? Happy Zombie day everyone!
KG says
According to Pope Palpatine, humanity is:
…or even one end of an altar boy from the other.
'Tis Himself says
KG #22
Certainly Benny Ratzi has problems making the distinction, or else he and his mob wouldn’t support and protect child rapists.
carlie says
I was also going to say t-shirt with the first one. :D Of course, the happy atheist isn’t the one the paper led with on the story.
mikehuben says
Long time fan of PZ, but taken out of context the body language of the two pictures remind me of Buddy Jesus and Mussolini gesticulating in a speech.
carlie says
I’m seeing it as a multi-picture meme, where something good (first picture) something bad (second picture).
Such as the headline “Atheist banner goes up in Streator, IL” (first pic!) “Atheist banner stolen in Streator, IL” (second pic)
sc_42032cef73176c9867e45905c22e998c says
My Myersmeme:
http://evolvingthoughts.net/2012/04/myersmeme/
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Someone needs to ‘Shop a banhammer in the second pic stat!
Zugswang says
…with my terrifying army of Cyberlopods!
flatlander100 says
And the comment thread on the Trib is already 22 screens deep, 212 comments and counting [as of 8:20 AM Easter morning]. PZ seems to have put a cat among the canaries. [I know, I know, like that’s news…..]
Zugswang says
Okie dokie.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Zugswang,
Ha ha! Fuck yeah!
That is awesome. :D
Lynna, OM says
From the comments below the story in the Salt Lake Tribune:
Lynna, OM says
Link to church sign — given in comments below the SL Trib story:
http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/god-sign.jpg
Zinc Avenger says
So, while calling down atheist wrath, was anyone in the audience smote?
Lynna, OM says
PZ, the link you provide in your blog post leads to the comments section.
The link should be:
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/53872835-78/atheist-myers-science-utah.html.csp
Lynna, OM says
279 comments, and climbing fast, on the Salt Lake Tribune site.
Lynna, OM says
From the SL Tribune comments section:
Lynna, OM says
The story about PZ’s talk is now #4 in the “Most Popular” list on the SL Tribune site.
From the comments section:
Lynna, OM says
From the comments section on the SL Trib site:
Luckily, an ex-mormon that goes by the handle SL Drone is a voice of reason in the comments.
yec123 says
Atheists always deny that they are a religion. But they, along with the humanists, organize themselves as if they were a religion following a set of core beliefs. Is it necessary for atheists to hold national conventions, replete with delegates and speakers? What are they mobilizing for? I dread to imagine. Also, how do atheists deal with ex-atheists? Are they ostracized and chastised? Are they regarded as apostates and traitors?
Lynna, OM says
We roast them with the babies, but only after we chastise them. We’re big on logic: so, chastise first, then roast. Them’s the rules.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
yec123:
Boring, same old tripe, idiotic canards which have already been addressed countless times…tsk, bad work, yec. I’ll give that hot mess a D-. Put more work into it. That means you have to think, independently and critically. Focus on original thought, Dear, not original sin.
*waits*
.
.
.
*crickets*
Aratina Cage says
Point and laugh. It’s easy!
“You actually believe that a man came back to life and that Pi = 3, etc., etc., etc.? LOLOLOLOLOL!”
That inevitably leads the “ex-atheist” to claiming deism or extremely sophisticated theism out of sheer embarassment.
pixelfish says
Silly PZ. True Mormons read the church-owned Deseret News, not the (or as we called it, even when I was Mormon, the Desperate News.)
…
Is it necessary for artists, comic book lovers, movie goers, burners, techie folks and the like to have national conventions? Nobody is calling Burning Man, Comic Con, or SXSW a sign of religiosity. (although if one votes Republican, I can see why you might think a national convention was the sign of a religion.)
Ex-atheists are subjected to the same scrutiny of their ideas as atheists and non-atheists are. So sometimes we do break out into howls of laughter over stuff they put forward, but it’s not like declaring yourself ex-atheist brings any punitive measures.
jtvatheist says
I am not a religion. What did you expect, nimwit?
And organizing around core beliefs are exclusive to religion? I suppose the ACLU will be surprised to know this, along with practically any other organization which purports to serve a purpose.
*tightens laces on jackboots*
No chastising, at least not from me. But heaps of ridicule and disdain at their poor choice. Besides, if someone decides to become a god-botherer of one variant or another, they pretty much WANT to be ostracized, going so far as to cut all ties and recant their earlier (correctly) held conclusions.
Was there a point to your attempt at passive aggressive jabs?
Lynna, OM says
From the comments below the SL Trib story:
Sigh. Tired. Such a tired, old complaint. It just lies there and refuses to address the substance of PZ’s talk.
Of course, the article doesn’t provide much evidence for “such insults and incivility” beyond the fact that PZ objects to moderate Christian beliefs as well as rat-brained, fringe beliefs. Still, any amount of comment on “faith” is considered an insult.
Even if the news story provided evidence of gratuitous incivility, it would be nice if, for a change, those defending religion could come up with something other than the argument that being polite is better than being right.
Zinc Avenger says
@jtvatheist, #46,
Is it jackboots time already? I thought we were waiting for the orbital atheism-inducing lasers to be calibrated first, and I’ve barely begun building my army of flesh-hungry clones from the genetic material of aborted fetuses.
Rob in Memphis says
From personal experience, it’s certainly helpful to people like me who live in the heart of the Babble Belt to know that there are other nonbelievers out there, even though I have yet to attend any conventions. Sometimes just knowing there are other people out there who don’t buy into the crazy religious bullshit some of us are surrounded by every day is enough.
We gather in front of a statue of Darwin and pants them while singing Tim Minchin’s “Pope Song.” They’re then made to return their Atheist Secret Decoder Rings, any copies of The Atheist Agenda they may have (both printed and digital versions) and the complimentary copy of To Serve Babies (it’s a cookbook!) they were given when they joined. Pointing and laughing isn’t strictly required, but it is encouraged.
KG says
You have to be pretty stupid (and yes, yec123, I know, you are pretty stupid) to wonder why a group who are routinely the target of hate campaigns, would feel the need to mobilise for collective self-defense. Then of course there is the concerted campaign by fuckwits like you to sabotage women’s rights to control their own bodies, LGBT rights to be accorded equal treatment, and science education, – although let me say at once that in these regards, quite a few of the less loathsome and loopy religious believers are on our side.
opposablethumbs says
I wasn’t even in the audience, and I’m pretty smitten ;-)
Lynna, OM says
PZ, if you are feeling up to it (i.e., not overcome by knee pain), would you fill us in on some of the questions from the audience?
anchor says
Now there’s a nice photo of an angry atheist, with upraised fists and everything.
jtvatheist says
Lynna, OM
Reminded me of:
When the religious say “you’re just an asshole” the “you’re not wrong” is always silent.
Zinc Avenger
I think it’s a bad idea to fire off the atheism-inducing lasers after creating an army of delicious fetuses. The clones won’t be able to resist and will simply cannibalize each other! Please follow the protocol outlined in your Evil Atheist Conspiracy handbook!
yec123 says
As long as the body doesn’t begin to decompose and rot, its resurrection would not be miraculous: It would be quite possible.
Did you never watch the episode of Star Trek TNG called “Neutral Zone” (Season 1) where cryogenically frozen humans who died in the 20the century were restored to life in the 24th?
So why does the regeneration of the body of a man only three days dead surprise you so much? Isn’t this atheistic double standards?
littlejohn says
In the upper picture, you appear to be hitchhiking. No offense intended, but a guy with a bloody chainsaw would have a better chance at getting a lift!
Lynna, OM says
The Salt Lake Tribune employs lots of mormons, is influenced by mormons and by the LDS Church, and has as it’s Chairman and Publisher a quite religious man named William Dean Singleton (a Baptist). Those facts may account for the choice of the most-Hitler-like photo of PZ being used for the lead.
The SL Tribune began life as a voice solidly for mormonism, an outlet for the LDS way of thinking.
As you can see, the Salt Lake Tribune has a checkered history, with various persons vying to make it a newspaper that offers balance to the predominant mormon culture; and with various other persons trying to turn it into a stealth mormon media outlet.
The difficulty of striking a balance between printing unbiased news and raising the ire of mormons goes on today. What one sees in the comment sections is that mormons think the SL Tribune is not positive enough about their religion, and non-mormons think the SL Tribune is too careful in tiptoeing around controversial topics.
Ogvorbis (no relation to the Ogg family) says
Would this be Rodenberry 12:17? One of the best books of the New Testament.
Rob in Memphis says
yec123 @55: For what it’s worth, I find it hilarious that you’re defending the Bible with Star Trek. Nicely done, good sir/madam. We could all use more such sophisticated theology. *doffs hat*
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Pssssst, that was a television show. Fiction. Pretend. Lies. Not real. Not true fax. Fake. Just like Jesus the Lich.
Seriously, Cupcake, you need to start using that brain, else it will be broken beyond repair.
slignot says
The Trib photographer was sitting just behind spouse and I, and anytime PZ would make a substantial gesture, the lens would click.
I’m annoyed but not surprised at what didn’t seem notable to the author.
1. The stated reason for criticizing liberal, mostly pro-science religious people is because they do damage by providing “an escape hatch” any time they want to avoid an uncomfortable reality.
2. PZ did not pass blanket approval on all atheists, and pointed out areas where we need improvement.
3. There is zero mention of SHIFT, the local humanist group hosting the speaker. FSM forbid that we acknowledge & risk giving publicity to alien invading atheists in the Morridor.
Aratina Cage says
Really? I’ve never thought of that. Very interesting!
You don’t have to remind me of that, I worship Gene Roddenberry. He is my god!
/NotConfusedAboutRealityAndFictionAtALl
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
yec123:
Is it necessary? Probably not. Is it necessary for Christians to do the same thing– whether we’re talking about church or conventions? Not if they’ve read the bible, sweetcakes (Matthew 6:6).
Speaking of, what the hell are you doing here on Easter Sunday? Shouldn’t you be resting or repenting or self-flagellating or something? It seems like you always show up on Sundays.
Bah, enough of this. I’m going to go eat some noodles.
Grumps says
@yec123
So it wasn’t a miracle then? No resurrection? Is that what your saying? He wasn’t really dead?
Oh, say it isn’t so! I loves me my zombie Jesus… the just-woke-up Jesus really doesn’t do it for me.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
My noodles will have to wait.
yec123,
*facepalm!*
(Caveat: I am not a doctor.) First off, over three day’s time, a body will decompose significantly compared to when it was living– being stuffed in a cave won’t change that.
Secondly, after just a few minutes of starving the brain of oxygen, you end up with unrepairable brain damage. After three days? There’s no way in hell you’re jump starting that hot mess.
But your insistence that Jesus’ resurrection isn’t miraculous is noted.
Lynna, OM says
Interesting. Yes, the article should have mentioned SHIFT, and should have provided links or contact info.
SHIFT organizers should complain until the oversight (if that’s what it was) is fixed.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Audley:
No, no, it was a mirakul! See, the cave was a cryogenic chamber. It wasn’t mentioned because El Shaddai wanted it to be a sekrit.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Did yec123 actually say that? Is this person for real? If so, I would have to say that the long gone silver fox and Barb had a better grasp of reality and of constructing an argument.
Louis says
Star Trek therefore Jesus?
I…I…
STAR TREK WAS NOT A FUCKING DOCUMENTARY YOU MINDLESS PILLOCK!
The stupid. It burns. IT BURNS!
Louis
Aratina Cage says
Groggy Jesus? What he wanted was his cuppa joe, but chocolate eggs were all he could find for his mornin’ caffeine buzz (and why they mistook him for a bunny foraging in the grass).
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Caine:
But of course! The miraculous cryogenic chamber! Someone should start looking for that– it might come in handy.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
The microbes in Jesus’ gut knew better than to get busy during those three days. No bloating corpse for the son of the big sky daddy.
yec123 says
Gene Roddenberry was a staunch atheist. Many Trekkies are atheists. What is regarded as “miraculous” or “magical” today is just the routine science of tomorrow. There’s another miracle Star Trek technology can make seem mundane: turning water into wine. The standard food replicator can easily achieve this feat. Jesus was just ahead of his time.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Idiot.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
yec:
Ah ha! I was right! Yec doesn’t believe that the resurrection was miraculous*.
Kind of calls your entire stupid faith into question, doesn’t it?
*Because Rodenberry thought of it too, apparently?
There’s a Futurama head in jars joke in there somewhere, I’m sure.
Aratina Cage says
Jesus as Borg would make sense as far as the Trinity is concerned.
feralboy12 says
The routine science of today tells me that blowflies would have arrived on Jesus’ body, possibly within minutes, and begun laying eggs in his nose, mouth, and likely the wound in his side. He would be crawling with maggots long before his ascension, and probably with beetles feeding on the maggots as well.
Obviously I’ve watched more CSI than Star Trek in recent years.
slignot says
@Lynna,
There was only one truly idiotic question, one rambling near apologist, and the always popular how do I deal with devout friends & family.
The idiot expressed his opinion that the president rather than being a secret Muslim is actually “deep down” an atheist. The only useful thing he asked was when PZ expected an openly non-believer to get elected.
The apologist talked about religions that are fluffy touchy “ways of life” rather than *really* about supernatural beliefs.
Let’s see, there was a question about how to minimize negative/pejorative aspects of the word “atheist.”
I was unclear and gave the impression I was taking about atheists using justified anger as a tactic, rather than opponents using accusations of irrational anger as a means of stripping a movement of momentum & power.
Grumps says
If that were a criteria for godhood I’d be up there with Zeus et al. I’ve come back to life after binges that caused at least 48 hours unconsciousness, followed by an 18 hour hangover.
Maybe he was just the Hungover Jesus, or perhaps the Fuck-I’ll-Never-Do-That-Again-Again Jesus.
opposablethumbs says
So even after several people point out that Star Trek is, you know, fiction – that’s M.A.K.I.N.G. U.P. S.T.O.R.I.E.S. to the non-cognitive elite – yec123 actually comes back and tries the exact same thing again?
Wow. I’m impressed. Can it walk and chew gum at the same time, too?
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
But…
But…
*eyes all giant and shiny with anime tears*
But Spock is real!
He is!
*runs away sobbing*
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Louis:
I believe Yec is more Thermian minded…historical documents, ya see.
yec123 says
And, yet, many people pronounced dead for days have gone on to be revived.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Audley:
Jarhead Jesus?
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
FTFY.
Grumps says
24th century Jesus – Just an ordinary dude!
Oh well at least all the bullshit is time limited.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
If Richard Nixon could be a major supporting character, why not a Jarhead Jesus?
Patricia, OM says
I sure as hell hope the ‘dead for days’ aren’t revived. I had sausage for breakfast.
jtvatheist says
Believing someone to be dead and actually being dead are two different things. Suspended states happen in nature, (amphibians, insects, bacteria) so it’s plausible that such a thing could happen in people, given the right circumstances. But that’s not a miraculous thing. It’s a just-so thing, if and when it does happen. Because the body would be operating naturally, within the realm of the real.
Stop shooting yourself in the foot every time you post! The laughter is unbearable.
And by twenty-first century standards, they’re both fairy tales. What.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Patricia, has there been a Star Trek episode in which the sausage fights back.
If not, you are safe.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Citation -fucking- needed.
Difficulty: Jesus and Lazarus don’t count.
First off, it’s clear that you have no idea when science fiction is. Maybe, Roddenberry’s version of resurrecting people doesn’t seem so fantastic because it has been a story-telling trope since the beginning of time.
Also, if God isn’t involved, it doesn’t matter if something seems miraculous, it isn’t. So, no, you don’t believe in miracles, sorry.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
No one show The Princess Bride to yec123. Just imagine what yec123 would make of being mostly dead.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Janine:
Oh yes. Nixon, Earth president and headless Agnew’s replacement, Jarhead Jesus. Actually, it would be fun to assign Jarhead Jesus to Zapp Brannigan.
Historical Document (Futurama) TruFax: The second coming of Jesus will take place in 2443. Tapes of television shows will be destroyed.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Janine:
Also, the cast of Star Trek.
Maybe I should move on to Space Pope jokes.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
WELSHY!!!
feralboy12 says
All together now:
WERE YOU THERE?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Moar Historical Document TruFax:
Zombie Jesus
Info: Zombie Jesus has not been seen, but is often mentioned by The Professor. Jesus’ second coming was in 2443. He is featured in The Story of Xmas
Quote – Fry: I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
Regular Jesus
Info: The standard Christian version of Jesus apparently exists alongside (but likely separate from) the zombie version. People in the future know enough about him that they recognize Zoidberg’s Jesus costume as such (and don’t call him “Zombie Jesus”). It is unclear what role the figure of Regular Jesus plays in modern religion, however.
Quote – Zoidberg (as Jesus): [Running away] I help those who help themselves!
Robot Jesus
Robot Jesus, the Robotic version of Jesus, is presumably believed to be the Messiah by some religion, such as Robotology. Robot Judaism, however, only acknowledges his existence and his very good programming
Fry: So what’s the deal? You guys don’t believe in Robot Jesus?
Rab-Bot: We believe he was built and that he was a very well programmed Robot. But he wasn’t our Messiah.
yec123 says
I am amazed. You atheists are so pessimistic about the future progress of science. I thought you were supposed to be pro-science, but it seems you have serious doubts. What little faith you have in the power of knowledge!
I think this discussion shows the profound difference between theists and atheists. The former believe that all things really are possible whereas the atheists don’t believe in anything – not even themselves.
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
FTFY again.
Aratina Cage says
I’ve been laughing at that for a few minutes now. And I think Patricia might be safe…
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Seriously, how does yec know what’s going to happen in the 24th century?
Although… in Mass Effect, Shepard was resurrected after being dead for two years. The first game takes place in 2183– maybe Rodenberry was wrong and we’re even closer to resurrecting people than he thought!
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
This is the best thread and the best godbot ever. Someone introduce hir to Twilight.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Because none of us is convinced that Star Trek proves the resurrection does not mean the none of us believe in anything.
For example, I believe that you are a fool.
Patricia, OM says
is about to make my sausages revolve.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
I believe my throat hurts.
feralboy12 says
“Bring me the head of John the Baptist! It’s in the tank next to the one with the head of Ted Williams!”
Aratina Cage says
@Grumps
Oh, hey, great minds and all that, Ms. Daisy Cutter just posted a LOLJesus photo of that in the TET (linky). Doesn’t seem particularly miraculous at all. Amazing 24the cenchurie tekknowlohjee, i’n’t it?
Grumps says
OK yec, back to the point. Was the resurrection a miracle?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
:looks down, pats self, yep, all here:
In reality, I definitely exist.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
No, it’s just that most of us aren’t so stupid as to think we can predict the future. Even if we’re talking about your crush Gene Roddenberry, there’s no evidence that he thought he was predicting the future– he knew that he was writing fiction.
*yawn*
Listen, you don’t believe in miracles, which is kind of one of the tenants of your fucking faith. Why should I listen to you about anything when it comes to religion?
Here’s the deal: I can tell fiction from reality. You, obviously, cannot. I understand the difference between mythology/fairy tales/fiction and history. You, on the other hand, are too fucking stupid to be able to distinguish between fantasy and reality.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Fixed that for ya. Cupcake, you believe a television show is real. Brain. Broken. Badly.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Wait, let me test something.
I can has Comic Sans! *dance dance dance!*
I’m with Caine: I patted myself down and, yup, I exist. I then asked Mr Darkheart if I exist and (after he gave me a strange look), he told me that I do.
Huzzah!
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Audley:
That’s good news for that baby you’re bakin’. Oh my yes.
Aratina Cage says
And if all things are possible, then you admit you believe that it is possible that Jesus and God et al don’t exist. You don’t even believe what you are saying! And we are the ones with a problem?
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Caine:
Otherwise, it’d just be hovering over the couch, not attached to (or incubating inside) anybody. And, let’s face it, that would be kind of gross.
Hey, now! We just came up with hovering fetuses, so they must exist, right? We need to find a way to make this happen!
Patricia, OM says
*dance dance dance*
Hot damn!
Zinc Avenger says
I have good news. I patted myself down and then I got Mrs Avenger to pat me down too. Then I patted her down. Not only did we come to the conclusion that we both exist, we had a lot of fun doing it!
Lynna, OM says
Even if I did believe that all things are possible, I would not believe that all things are probable.
Patricia, OM says
Wait, wasn’t the holy ghost in charge of hovering fetuses?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Audley:
Gaaaaah! No, please, no!
Patricia, OM says
Maybe she ment Hoovering fetuses.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Zinc Avenger:
:Takes deep breath: I’ll have Mister pat me down when he gets home tonight. Then I’ll pat him down. If it’s gotta be done, it’s gotta be done.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Patricia:
Oh, okay. That would be fine, I’m sure, especially as that god of yec’s approves of having slaves.
Josh, OSG, Abortia N'ondemande says
Oh, this is good fun. I’m liking the stricter quality control on troll admission. One small quibble, though, yec123: when people like you write it, the word is spelled athiest. Do better.
Josh, OSG, Abortia N'ondemande says
Also Meyers.
KG says
It’s clear yec123 is an all-purpose idiot, completely unable to tell fact from fiction even outside his supposed religion.
Lynna, OM says
Hovering fetuses, hoovering fetuses, Halloween fetuses.
All different from hallowing fetuses. And therefore, more fun.
kemist says
WHEN ?!?
WHERE ???
Oh dear, and I’ve still not prepared for zombie apocalypse yet. Damn internet. Damn Minecraft.
DAMN YOU ALL !!!1!!1!!1!!
Not quite.
Xians sit on their asses and believe the shit out of things. They call that useless activity “praying”.
What you fail to realise is that things don’t happen ’cause you believe in them, but because we who don’t “believe in things” get off our asses and spend our time solving the problems, which, as opposed to prayer, actually works.
Dumbass.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Will The Fetus Be Aborted-Mojo Nixon & Jello Biafra
Patricia, OM says
That has a certain ring to it. ;)
yec123 says
And, yet, atheists read fiction like the “Selfish Gene”, the “Blind Watchmaker”, and all of the Isaac Asimov collection, as if it were factually sound. Don’t be such a hypocritical little turdster-atheist.
I think it is pretty “miraculous” that a newt can regenerate its own eye when it is surgically removed. But when Jesus gave sight back to a blind man, you laugh out loud and think it is nonsense.
Amphiox says
Ah. Now we can the words “people”, “dead”, “days”, and “revived” to the growing list of the words our troll does not understand.
As well as “profound”, “atheist”, “things”, “possible”, and “in”.
Lynna, OM says
Josh:
There are lots of true believers posting below the SL Tribune article who are adhering to the spelling protocols of the Slobbering Idiots group.
Example:
Amphiox says
As well as “fiction”, “factually”, “sound”, and “read”.
Patricia, OM says
Yeek! Some unsaved bastard has started a lawn mower .
Oh, noes…
*Grabs gloves*
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Not that this means shit to you but there is a huge difference. The newt has been seen regrowing limbs and tail. No one has seen Jesus give sight, that is a hearsay story.
Also, please point out the fiction that Dawkins has written. And you do know that Isaac Asimov was a prolific writer of both fiction and non-fiction works.
Aratina Cage says
Round 1, Topic: The Resurrection
YEC_Troll: 0, Weapon: Star Trek The Next Generation.
Gnus: 1, Weapon: Reality; we felt ourselves and others, proving we exist to ourselves and others.
anchor says
Star Trek?
Gene Roddenberry as visionary?
A religious trekkie attempting to demonstrate a point with the lowest level hackneyed science fiction?
Crap like this sustains a thread?
Give me a break.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
I think I found a picture of yec123.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Cupcake, you’re mixing up fact and fiction again. I get that you really, really, really want SciFi to be real. That doesn’t make it so.
Honestly, there’s no way to possibly conduct any sort of conversation with you until you manage to work out that line between fiction and non-fiction.
Do you think Carl Sagan’s Demon Haunted World and Contact are both fiction or both non-fiction? Hint: this is a tricksy question.
Lynna, OM says
Pharyngula pick-up line: Let me feel you up to see if you are real.
YEC’s pick-up line: Star Trek provides a profound proof-of-concept for the resurrection of Jesus.
(Don’t forget to use “profound” as part of your YEC pick-up line. It only works if you include “profound.’)
Caine, Cruel Monster says
anchor:
Hey, it’s Lich Day! Stop harshing our fun. You don’t like it, there are other threads, ya know.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Oh, Caine, you know that yec123 cannot tell the difference.
I think I want to see Jody Foster star in a film adaptation of Demon Haunter World.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Profoundly idiotic?
Does that work?
Ogvorbis (no relation to the Ogg family) says
So in 500 years, what Jesus did will no longer be considered a miracle by anyone? Cool.
Of course, you are also explaining why many here are atheists — there are natural explanations for almost everything in the bible (well, aside from the outright lies (pi, bats, geography, history)) and what is not explicable makes no sense.
Citations on that one.
By first century standards, the sun coming up each day was a miracle. So was the diversity of life. And seasons, disease, genetics, geology, thunder, lightning, fossils, fish reproduction, etc. That has all been explained by science. Claiming that Jesus had science unavailable to us today claims that it was not a miracle.
No. We accept the scientific method as the best available way to exand our corpus of knowledge. To assume that everything worth knowing is a bunch of goatherder’s myths from eons ago? Now that is pessimism. After all, the Young Earth Creationists keep claiming that all life is actually devolving — that is why we no longer live as long as Noah!
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
yec, truly. Are you seriously under the impression that anyone here thinks Star Trek is non-fiction? “The Last Question”? “I, Robot”? Do you actually think that atheists take these works as prophecies of things to come, rather than creative fiction based on imaginative guesses about possibilities? What has possibly led you to think that?
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
Janine, he happens to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.
anchor says
“Hey, it’s Lich Day! Stop harshing our fun. You don’t like it, there are other threads, ya know.”
Who’s harshing?
One may find crap thoroughly enjoyable. Within moderation, of course. Part of all the fun, if you can accept an extra dimension besides the Tedious Two.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Lynna:
*Head drops wearily to meet desk. Thud.*
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Fuck off, anchor. You don’t like it, don’t fucking read or comment.
Yes. It is that fucking easy.
Does anyone have a chain to attach anchor to?
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Cassandra Caligaria, replace genuinely with profoundly and I will be happy.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Janine:
Ooooh, yes. Can we make it Demon World-Contact Haunter, though? We could get that actor, um, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah, that’s the ticket! Touched by a Demon and all that.
Ogvorbis (no relation to the Ogg family) says
Except that those are not fiction. They may be incorrect, but they are based on research that accurately reflects reality.
People and newts are different. Their common ancestor is back ’round the Devonian (IIRC). I know they can regrow limbs (the newts, that is), so why can’t Jesus or any of your gods regrow the limb of a soldier wounded in combat?
You?
And you do not. So why are you here and why are you bothering to comment?
Amphiox says
Sadly, we cannot control the quality of trolls we get to gnaw. We can only chew them as they come.
Maybe in a closed universe, where infinities wrap around to zeroes?
Jesus with a food replicator means Jesus was not god, just an advanced alien. A completely natural, evolved, alien.
Thanks for conceding the argument. You’ll be admitting to being an atheist now? (God knows you’ve already proven by your behavior that you are not a Christian).
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
For some reason, this reminds me of Arthur C. Clarke.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Wait, I think I meant Demon Whisperer. Or something like that.
Nutmeg says
I heard that there was a creationist in my Zombie Jesus Day basket. There is, but it’s fluffy and insubstantial. Kind of like hoping for dark chocolate and getting Peeps.
I haz a sad.
*sits back to wait for more gems of enlightenment from yec123*
There have to be chocolate eggs buried in here somewhere, right?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Nutmeg:
I think you better get used to those peeps.
anchor says
Janine, you are adorable.
I just got through saying (in a manner of speaking, you know, using a creditable device of something called SATIRE) that the thread had become a most amusing farce. If I’m not much mistaken, anyone can see how absurd it is. I’m enjoying something immensely, joining in, and you get all uptight and hot and bothered about it.
Worse, somebody ELSE decides to call out their mistaken impression, and an ignominious cascade of following ensues.
I’m on YOUR side…as long as you keep your own independent council.
RELAX, for the sake of liches (or is it lichens?) everywhere.
KG says
What a fuckwit you are. You have demonstrated your comprehensive ignorance of evolutionary biology in another thread, so you are naturally unable to distinguish popular science books from fiction.
You’re wrong: it’s not miraculous that a newt can regenerate its lens (I don’t know whether they can regenerate a whole eye), although it is remarkable; it’s an entirely natural process. Of course I laugh at the stupid stories about your favourite zombie, because they are nearly as fucking stupid as you are.
Ogvorbis (no relation to the Ogg family) says
Far more likely to be Mule Deer droppings.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Meh.
yec123 says
Yes, I believe so. At least, it won’t seem so spectacular in the 24 century. But Jesus achieved his “miracles” without the aid of any equipment. He could manipulate matter and energy simply using his mind. I think the correct technical term is “psychopoeisis”. Actually, the U.S military’s top scientists have long been investigating such “paranormal powers”, such as telepathy or teleopsis. They know they exist, even if atheists do not.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Crank magnet.
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
anchor, you’re an asshole.
I didn’t give a fuck about what you said earlier, but you can fuck off with this condescending shit.
Ogvorbis (no relation to the Ogg family) says
There are conditions for you to be on ‘our’ side? So you are claiming atheism is a religion?
Are you here for anything, anchor, or just casting your net into the sea of webs to, well, y’know.
yec123 says
Er…I think you’ll find that scientists don’t understand how the newt does it, especially as the new lens emerges from the edge of the iris and not from the epidermis, as happens during ontogeny.
Nutmeg says
yec123:
Look, I know you’d like it if science fiction was true. I’ve enjoyed my share of Anne McCaffrey novels too.
But, really, citation needed.
Ze Madmax says
yec123 @ #163:
Just to double check: You are aware that X-Men is also a work of fiction, right?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
anchor:
Telling people to “relax”, “chill”, “chillax” or “calm down” is a guaranteed way to invite a decaying porcupine.
You’re the Cupcake who decided to take a shit in the thread and you obviously think you have great skillz in satire and humour. Here’s a clue: you don’t.
So, plaster a “learn the first rule of holes” sticker on your hands and retire from the keyboard. IOW, shut the fuck up.
Amphiox says
No we don’t. We don’t think about it at all, one way or another.
We’d have to actually believe that Jesus existed and was divine before we can think one way or another about it.
Ogvorbis (no relation to the Ogg family) says
And you can prove that this happened? You have evidence?
There are a shitload of things that the US Military investigated. And closed the book on them.
So you’ve gone from ‘Star Trek’ therefore Jesus to the US Military therefore Jesus?
Yeah. Good luck with that.
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
I think you’ll find that even if that’s true, this is in no way a refutation of it being a natural process.
Josh, OSG, Abortia N'ondemande says
Shorter you: He said ooga-booga.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
FFS, I think it’s a rapturoid. They actually believe this sort of shit too, they have whole threads on it.
Hey, yec! *Duck* We’re sending in the black helicopters. Our soldiers can shoot evil atheist rays from their eyes. Maybe you should head to the cellar and don’t forget your tinfoil beanie.
Aratina Cage says
Oh my… Get out our ray guns. We got one!
Josh, OSG, Abortia N'ondemande says
yec123, I watched a documentary last night you might be interested in.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Josh:
Oh, that’s gonna help.
Amphiox says
Ah yes, the military remote viewing program. The program with the unbroken, perfect record of total failure.
You do realize, I hope, that the main reason the US military does it is because they deliberately wanted Soviet spies to think they were doing it. The whole thing was a Cold War mind screw for the benefit of the Soviets.
So there are stem cells in the Newt iris. That’s supposed to evidence for something supernatural?
So scientists don’t yet know all the exact details of the complete mechanism by which it happens.
That’s a mighty thin gap to stuff anything into, there.
Josh, OSG, Abortia N'ondemande says
Hee-hee-hee.
/Bender
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Josh, you just might lead yec123 to The Night Stalker.
anchor says
“Sadly, we cannot control the quality of trolls we get to gnaw. We can only chew them as they come.”
Indeed. In this case it is an enjoyable gnaw-toy…but there is much harsher hide that breaks teeth and jaw, and there is no way to fix it:
—
Ogvorbis (no relation to the Ogg family) says:
Who’s harshing?
You?
One may find crap thoroughly enjoyable.
And you do not. So why are you here and why are you bothering to comment?
–
Man oh man.
Incredible.
Ok. Fine. As you like.
=GONE=
Amphiox says
At any rate, a newt regenerating a newt eye is nothing remarkable. Interesting, but not remarkable. All the genes necessary for producing a newt eye are in every single newt cell, after all.
Now, a newt regenerating a SQUID eye, not THAT would be remarkable.
raven says
Don’t worry. Nothing from a deity can get through tinfoil hats.
pj says
So yec123, are you the kind of guy who stares at goats or do you prefer to set them on fire?
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Young Earth Creations Who Stare At Goats
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
PJ!!!
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Amphiox:
Actually, Jesus or God the Monster regenerating an amputee’s lost limb would be remarkable.
KG says
Er… are you suggesting that it is not a natural process? If so, on what evidence?
Bwaw-haw-hawwww! We’ve got a live one here, folks. Yecch, I suggest you read Jon Ronson’s The Men Who Stare At Goats. Yes, there were fools inside the US military who wasted time and money on “parapsychological” hooey, but if it worked, why did Obama have to send the Navy Seals with helicopters and guns to kill Osama bin Laden? Why not just recruit some agents with paranormal powers to do the job?
anchor says
“You’re the Cupcake who decided to take a shit in the thread and you obviously think you have great skillz in satire and humour. Here’s a clue: you don’t.”
wow
struck to the heart
alright you win
sorry to have responded again. no more
Lynna, OM says
Oh how I adore it when there is a correct term.
That makes it all better … and more likely to be true do those correct terms.
KG says
Really? Evidence? I think “military intelligence”, that well-known oxymoron, is an adequate explanation.
yec123 says
Tell me, where in the genome of the newt are the instructions “when crazy human plucks out lens of eye, make new lens from out of the edge of the iris.” I’d like to know.
Of course, flatworms are even more remarkable. You can cut them into little pieces and each will form a new flatworm. So, the practice of regeneration was in place long before Jesus.
carlie says
Oh, silly anchor. You didn’t even last 10 minutes after your flounce before posting again. You have to learn to make these things stick.
Amphiox says
From wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_viewing”
So I was little off in my first quote. Actually, the primary motivation for the US program was because they heard about the Soviets and Chinese were doing it.
Also, the program was terminated since it, surprise, surprise, didn’t work.
Nutmeg says
Flatworm regeneration
More flatworm regeneration
Surprisingly, it’s not proof of Jesus.
If you used your brain, you might be able to reason that similar processes are involved in newt eye regeneration. Stem cells, not magic.
Amphiox says
Once again yech betrays its ignorance of how genetic regulation works. It’s simply a matter of turning on the same genetic program that produced the eye in the first place during embryogenesis, in response to signals released during the injury that destroys the old lens. And THAT part’s just an elaboration of regular wound healing. The location of the stem cells that initiate the process being in the iris instead of the epidermis is just a detail.
In other words, flatworm cells are more capable of dedifferentiation and redifferentiation than human cells. Flatworms are MORE LIKE SPONGES, and hence, MORE LIKE UNICELLULAR ORGANISMS, than human cells. Flatworms are a TRANSITIONAL FORM between very primitive, non-committed metazoans like sponges, and more derived, highly committed metazoans, like mammals.
It’s nice to see yech conceding the point it spent an entire other thread arguing against. It means it is actually capable of learning something!
Remarkable!
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Nutmeg:
Is too! See, there’s Flatworm Jesus and…
Caine, Cruel Monster says
You torture newts? What in the fuck is wrong with you?
Amphiox says
Regeneration = wound healing.
Literally. The two are the same process. There is absolutely nothing remarkable or miraculous about it.
In fact, the remarkable thing is actually why in god’s name we mammals CAN’T regenerate? Why has our wound healing ability been nerfed beyond the “regrow some lost skin layers” stage, and stopped from going further? Because that is literally what happens. The process is ACTIVELY INHIBITED. It’s not that we don’t have the genetic programs for full regeneration, we actually have them, inherited from the common ancestor we share with the newts (And actively USED during embryogenesis, a mammalian embryo that has a limb amputated early enough during embryogenesis will actually regrow the whole limb and be born completely intact). But those programs are ACTIVELY TURNED OFF “prematurely”, some time before birth.
Really, it wouldn’t have been a miracle for a human amputee to regrow a lost limb, if there hadn’t already been REVERSE-MIRACLE (malevocle?) that stopped mammals from regrowing lost limbs in the first place.
So what malevolent designer TOOK IT AWAY FROM US?
Patricia, OM says
He’d better not torture newts! Spanking Louis is my job.
*back to the lawn*
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Amphiox:
Shiny.
yec123 says
No, you are simply ignorant about lens development in newts. I suggest you read this excellent paper on the subject:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2556859/pdf/nihms68624.pdf
In short, you are wrong. The lens is observed to regenerate out of the dorsal iris, whereas it emerges from the skin during ontogeny. So it can’t be the same genetic program being invoked as it involves different tissue and a different developmental path.
Nope. Flatworms are true multicellular organisms. However, being invertebrates, they are naturally more flexible and have less specialized cell types. The process of generating a new flatworm from the tissue of another is similar to how a human can regenerate a new liver. In any case, planarian regeneration is remarkable. They are expert at cloning themselves.
Ms. Daisy Cutter, Gynofascist in a Spiffy Hugo Boss Uniform says
Yech123, are you a fan of Insane Clown Posse, by any chance?
Lynna:
What about hollowed fetuses? Because I could always shellac one, then put it out in the garden to attractively conceal an extra set of keys for visitors.
Anchor, this is a lot more fun than yelling at misogynist fuckstains. Nobody’s keeping you here.
Caine:
Flatworm Jeeesus,
Flatworm Jeeeeeeesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my bowels….
Hm. I think that needs work.
Amphiox says
So what? Both the dorsal iris and the skin are made up of cells which all have identical DNA instructions. The same genetic programs can be activated in either place.
Of course it can. Your ignorance of gene regulation is showing yet again.
As are sponges. But they are MORE LIKE unicellular organisms than mammals are. It`s a continuum from complete unicellularity to complex multicellularity, all the way down. (And up).
In other words, LESS DIFFERENTIATED. LESS COMMITTED TO BEING DIFFERENTIATED. In other words, MORE LIKE AN INDEPENDENT UNICELLULAR ORGANISM.
In other words, a TRANSITIONAL FORM, demonstrating the evolution cell differentiation.
Thanks for conceding the argument, again.
BOTH of which are part of the same continuum, which on one end lies the completely independent single cell, and the single celled zygote that is the beginning of the life cycle of every multicellular organism, and on the other end lies the terminally differentiated cell types that have almost never de-differentiate, like neurons.
It’s ALL a continuum, all the way down.
So thanks for bringing up the human liver cell, YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE of how multicellular organisms, even highly derived ones like humans, lie on the same continuum with single celled organisms.
Thanks again, for conceding the argument.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Janine:
No, no, that’s Tapeworm Jesus!
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Let me see if I understand this, Jesus is like an intestinal parasite.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Caine, that was not me. It was Ms. Daisy Cutter.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Janine:
Uh oh. You realize this reveals that you are part of the Matriarchal Heathen Whorde™, right?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Janine:
Ooops, apologies to you both and apologies for #209, too. Sorry, Daisy!
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Janine:
Yes. Now, if an evil atheist gets a direct look at you, the evil atheist rays suck the Jesus right out and vaporizes him.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
1) The Men Who Stare At Goats was a fictionalized account of the remote viewing program. I think you may be confusing reality and fantasy again.
2) The program was a complete failure, anyway.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Me @ 212:
The movie was a fictionalized account. I haven’t read the book.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Caine:
Hey, it would be a hell of a lot easier on me, rather than carrying this thing around all the time. :p
kemist says
That doesn’t speak well of the US army’s top scientists.
The nazis too were deluded into pointless and rather cruel research about so-called “paranormal” powers. Doesn’t help our opinion of their intellectual qualities either.
I must admit I don’t have a very high opinion of the army’s research programs after having read a bit about how they conducted that on the atomic bomb, and how very close to complete disaster they came, several times out of sheer stupidity.
Anri says
Wow, I figured after getting schooled so heavily in the other thread, yec would have bailed – but no, here we are, Adventures with Herpy Derpy, Episode II!
And the raging success they had with these programs is why current US Army kit does not include a rifle, radio or flashlight.
Oh, wait…
In the bits that code protein signalers to replicate stem cells at the site of optical damage, from whatever source.
Next?
Which demonstrates exactly that Jesus is not required for flatworm regeneration… so: well spotted (?)
I mean, ten full points for noticing something true, but minus about 15K for relevance.
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
And yet we still kill people with bullets and bombs and gases and poisons rather than hexes, charms, psychokenesis and conjured demons.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
Ing:
Didn’t you know that the unmanned drones are flown by telekinesis?
Jeez Ing, it’s like you’ve been watching too much Star Trek (where they still have to physically manipulate the ship’s controls) or something.
feralboy12 says
Hey, Jesus told me to. Fucking thing offended me.
Ms. Daisy Cutter, Gynofascist in a Spiffy Hugo Boss Uniform says
I’m quite flattered to be mistaken for Janine! But, actually, schistosomiasis is caused by blood flukes, which are flatworms. So, either Tapeworm Jesus or Flatworm Jesus works.
The idea of hovering fetuses suggests that the ol’ I WANT TO BELIEVE macro needs an update. (Too lazy to open GIMP, sorry)
cm's changeable moniker says
I went Googling.
I never want to see this video again:
http://www.jove.com/video/2713/a-system-for-culturing-iris-pigment-epithelial-cells-to-study-lens-regeneration-in-newt
(Or re-hear the word “centrifugation”.)
Um, biologists, could you keep it to yourselves? I’ll take the advances in medical science, which are awesome, it’s just, per Bismarck, I don’t want to know how the sausage is made. Thanks in advance!
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
Specifically the Schistosome blood fluke :-p
A fascinating species if only because they’re flatworms that pair bond for life. One literally moves into the body of the other.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
cm:
They were. You’re the one who went looking.
cm's changeable moniker says
Now, now.
I went looking.
They posted videos on the internet. Of newt dissections.
[meta: Where’s David Marjanovic when you need him?]
'Tis Himself says
Because something is possible in the fictional 24th Century, Jesus was resurrected 2000 years ago. That makes perfect sense.
<goes back to staring at goats>
Patricia, OM says
Wait, I thought it was
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Patricia:
I think we’re now at:
I think.
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
Would this mean the the Voyager episode Threshold is biblical canon.
(I am not a Trekkie. I had to look up the title.)
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
@Janine
Well played
yec123 says
I am flagging this comment as an example of ignorance in science. Let me try and elucidate for the benefit of the atheists here:
1. Yes, all cells have exactly the same genomes and DNA.
2. The remarkable thing about development is cell differentiation which entails cells only producing certain proteins and not others. For example, the cells in your anus do not produce light-sensitive opsins (unless, of course, the sun shines out of it).
3. The developmental path and construction of the lens of the newt’s eye during ontogeny is entirely different from that of regeneration following amputation. In the first case, both lens and iris are developed separately out of the epidermis. The regenerative step, however, uses the same genes but they are expressed in another way. Physically, part of the dorsal iris swells and gradually assumes the shape of the lens.
4. Hence, regeneration is remarkable because it is so different to what happens during normal morphogenesis. It shows that there is no fixed developmental program and that organic structures have the ability to self-organize and morph into different ones.
'Tis Himself says
You’re right, silly of me.
<goes back to staring at goats>
Amphiox says
Those failed military experiments, in addition to non military work done in the1900’s, also definitively demonstrates that all the psychic stuff was not simply dismissed by science because of some bias against considering the supernatural. No, scientists were PLENTY open minded about the matter, and we know it is phooey because we actually TESTED it, and proved it to be nonexistent.
Indeed, the science was sufficiently open on the matter that Arthur Clarke was willing to include it in Childhood’s End and consider it to be valid for hard SF.
'Tis Himself says
And you know this because the Sun shines out of your anus. Thanks for explaining.
carlie says
yec, you’re contradicting yourself. Did Jesus perform miracles, or did Jesus perform sleight-of-hand based on natural processes explainable by science? Obviously the events were taken as miracles and he did not disabuse them of that notion. So was he a miracle worker or a liar?
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
Yec you are trying to teach biologists biology. Might I suggest you not insult us with your ignorance.
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
Except of course when they do. There are forms of tumors where the growth produces hair and teeth INSIDE the body in places where such things should not develop.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
‘Tis:
No, The Son shines out of xis anus*. Or possibly a newt. Or a flatworm.
*I don’t see how this is possible, however, given hir head is tightly crammed up there. Of course, it may be a miracle. Or Alien Jesus sleight of hand.
'Tis Himself says
Of course the Sun shines out of hir anus. How else do you think xe can see the monitor and keyboard so xe can post hir silliness?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
‘Tis:
True, true. At least I hope it’s true, otherwise xe is doing this all by touch typing. That could answer for a lot, actually.
cm's changeable moniker says
In amongst the maelstrom, if someone could be so kind as to substitute a “ć” in #224, that would be muchly appreciated.
Patricia, OM says
Poor little newt.
Patricia, OM says
Are you sure it isn’t the
shining out of his ass?
'Tis Himself says
Only if it’s the 24th Century.
Amphiox says
“Uses the same genes” = NOT “entirely different”. And so we have found YET MORE words in the english language whose meaning yech obviously does not understand.
As for “expressed in another way”, this is vague enough that it can mean anything – a vagueness that is the hallmark of a dishonest argument.
But at the most basic level, no. The gene expression is essentially the same. It uses the same regulatory DNA elements, activated by the same modulating signalling proteins. Even the very order of expression and level of expression of the various genes is extremely similar.
And the remarkable thing about cell differentiation is that it does not have to always be irreversible. In fact, exactly as evolutionary theory predicts, it runs the entire spectrum from completely undifferentiated, through differentiated with various degrees of ease of reversibility, to irreversibly differentiated.
And of course, dishonest as it is, yech fails to mention that the one type of differentiated cell that has the LEAST to do with the topic it is debating, regeneration, is the irreversibly differentiated cell (which it in its blinkered binary thinking seems to think is the only kind of differentiated cell that there is). These cells aren’t involved in regeneration, except to release the “distress” signals that start off the process when they are injured and die.
Regeneration is accomplished by stem cells. And stem cells are undifferentiated cells, whose defining characteristic is their similarity to embryonic cells, again on a continuum from pluripotent stem cells that are basically almost as flexible as the zygote itself, to more limited lineage-defined stem cells whose flexibility may be limited to a tissue type, or organ.
It uses the SAME genes, the SAME regulatory DNA elements, the SAME signalling proteins, the SAME modulating genes, the SAME structural proteins, the SAME undifferentiated, semi-differentiated, and fully-differentiated cell types, performing the SAME set of functions, the SAME cascades of sequential gene expression. No matter how one looks at it, it is OBVIOUS to any honest observer that the similarities vastly outweigh, and are much more fundamental, than the differences, which are only fine details.
It’s like saying a 1 kg steel ball painted red is fundamentally different from a 1 kg steel ball painted blue solely because of the different color of paint, and ignoring that they both have the same mass, composition, shape, and size.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says
yec,
AH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA! HA!
*wheeze!*
*wipes tear!*
I’m still not sure what the fuck you’re arguing. Care to clarify?
1) Did Jesus perform miracles? I’m not looking for something that seemed miraculous, but actual assisted-by-God supernatural miracles.
2) Was Jesus resurrected or was he just drunk in a cave for 3 days or whatever?
2b) Do you have a citation for people coming back to life after 3 days? You failed to provide that.
3) Do you understand that Star Trek isn’t going to happen?
Amphiox says
The fixation on Star Trek is ironic, since of all the amazing things in that fictional universe, the ONE THING that is NOT present within it, are supernatural deities, and EVERYTHING within it has a material explanation.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Audley:
Does anyone else feel like they’re stuck in an ep of Duck Dodgers in the 21st and half century?
Okay, yec – Which one of these is really real? What’s the future, man? I mean one of the myriad Jesuses told ya, right?
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Forbidden Planet
Lost in Space
Flash Gordon
Buck Rogers
Duck Dodgers
Marvin the Martian
Space 1999
Battlestar Galactica (old one)
Battlestar Galactica (new one)
Star Trek TOS
Star Trek TNG
Star Trek DS9
Star Trek Voyager
Any of the Star Trek movies
Dr. Who
Blake’s 7
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe (I have my towel. Just in case)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Farscape
Babylon 5
Galaxy Quest
Firefly
Futurama
Star Wars
aaaaaaand many more. So, which is it, Cupcake?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Amphiox:
Granted, God was an alien.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Blade Runner
Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Alien Resurrection (Hey, it’s a winner!)
Alien vs. Predator
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Predator
E.T.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
2001: A Space Odyssey
Alien Nation
Barbarella
Avatar
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
Buzz Lightyear
Cloverfield
Cocoon
Coneheads
Contact
Cowboys and Aliens
I can keep this up all the way to Z, Sugar.
otrame says
“why does god need a spaceship?”. The whole awful awful movie to set up one mildly amusing punch line.
So, have we gotten anywhere in our attempt to teach yec the difference between fiction and reality yet? No? Oh, well. Something like 75% of the people in th US have the same problem. I admit the yec is moderately entertaining, in the “I can’t believe s/he said that” category.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Otrame:
Yes. I don’t like being surrounded by that much stupid.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Some of the reality-challenged stupid:
All from notalwaysright.com
kemist, Dark Lord of the Sith says
Well, yec has succeeded in his seekreet mastermind mishun of conversion-by-science-fiction.
I have decided to convert to the Sith.
’cause nothing beats throwing lightning from your fingers and choking your enemies from a distance.
Plus, the Dark Side has cookies.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Kemist:
Well, if we’re converting, I’m now Zoë Alleyne Washburne.
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
I don’t have to convert; I’ve always been River Tam :D
A. R says
kemist: I can haz lightning throwing fingers? (BTW, this doesn’t make you Darth Ratzinger’s apprentice, does it?)
Caine, Cruel Monster says
CC:
I know. I’ll always have your back. :D
Cassandra Caligaria (Cipher), OM says
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
Part of the problem with not always right is that some of them seem obvious that the customer is either joking or intentionally fucking with the poor bastard.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Perhaps some, Ing, but I don’t think that many. There’s a great deal of stupid out there, I’ve encountered it too much in the wild. I’ve actually heard some people talking about characters in books that way at the bookstore.
I once chatted with a woman who insisted that Laurel K. Hamilton’s books were based on TruFax, ffs.
FossilFishy says
[looks a link in #252]. Caine, you really *are* a monster aren’t you? That site is like top shelf blow in a shiny, shiny golden box to someone like me who’s entire work history has been in retail. Sigh, there goes my day…..
Caine, Cruel Monster says
FossilFishy:
I’m afraid so.
Add your own stories!
Amphiox says
Are the cookies a lie?
FossilFishy says
Caine #263: Oh, I think I will. Which to choose, which to choose…..
The customer who insisted that The Bridges of Madison County was a true story? The customer who came in a couple of times a week to rearrange the horror section to her own arcane classification system? The customer who spent 10 minutes working himself up to ask for condoms and didn’t understand why I burst out laughing after telling him “We’re a book store, a USED book store.” The customer who dragged me outside to show me the black helicopters who later used a valid firearms acquisition certificate as ID when he sold the store some CD’s? The soon-to-be-ex customer I caught wanking off looking out from the store at my employee who was shoveling snow off the front walk? An employee who happened to be female, but was dressed up in so many layers of clothing that there was no way you could have told that just by looking. Nah, maybe not that last one. It’s a little too creepy even though she thought it was hilarious. Employee: “Uhm, did you see what I was wearing!?” Followed by tear inducing laughter.
So much strangeness…
Caine, Cruel Monster says
FossilFishy:
This one.
And this one.
And this one. All of them! Well, maybe not the wanker…
FossilFishy says
Yah, now that I think about it I tell the black helicopter guy story as a condemnation of the system of firearms licensing and the failure of mental health services. It’s sad/scary rather than dumb/funny. No wanking stories though? Dammit, that’s some of my best material. The store I worked for sold porn, used porn. Dwell on that for a moment and you’ll realize that my daily crust was earned in an environment that was rife with comedic potential.
Caine, Cruel Monster says
FossilFishy:
Ohhhhhhhh. Full steam ahead on the wanker stories, then!
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
The Wanks Of Wrath.
kemist, Dark Lord of the Sith says
Mmmm…tempting.
Sith do have a tendancy to betray their masters in pretty horrible ways after stealing all their evil secrets.
But no, Darth Ratzinger is a lame Darth. Covering up for kid-groping minions is a lame superpower. Evil, but lame.
Gotta find a master with secret superpowers worth stealing and betraying for. Like, I don’t know, reanimating corpses or destroying stars or something.
kemist, Dark Lord of the Sith says
No, they’re chocolate chip.
The cake is though. Dry tasteless thing with no proper icing.
Agent Silversmith, Post Palladium Isotope says
Sounds like Richard Dawkins forgot to include the Argument from Star Trek in the list of frivolous apologia from ‘The God Delusion’ – “It happened in Star Trek, therefore God!”.
I suspect yec123’s parents never let hir finish watching an episode of Scooby Doo.
cm's changeable moniker says
*cough* Q *cough* ;)
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
Q isn’t supernatural. They are concious of and exist In more dimensions and thus are able to appear supernatural.
The Traveler is a better example as he literally runs on Newage thought and NAMBLA pamphlets
opposablethumbs says
And the Traveller eps were bollocks (Wesley, eugh) whereas Q is irresistibly snarky, more fun than disemvowelling trolls and totally has a thing going with Picard ::ducks and runs in case either of these opinions are anathema to any serious fans there may be around::
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
No I think everyone hates the goddamn Traveller. There’s a reason Q showed up in every franchise since and the Traveller did not.
cm's changeable moniker says
But “not supernatural”. Sheesh.
What does a extra-dimensional have to do to get any respect round here?
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
The Q might as WELL be supernatural but are not. It can also be argued that inference from what the Q say indicates that they came about to their current state rather than always having been the way they are. Their powers may be technological or have started out technological and are now so intertwined with themselves that it looks like magic.
Aquaria says
Not Always Right is a perpetual favorite of mine. I wish they archived their stuff, because some of it is too good to be forgotten.
I was notorious for my snappy comebacks to customers who gave me shit when I was a postal worker. Like the guy whose SSI check didn’t come in, I’d put out all the box mail, and even checked his box to make sure he hadn’t missed it when getting his mail, so it was late or there was some other kind of holdup that I couldn’t do anything about.
About ten minutes later, I’m emptying the collection box out by the street, and he yells at me across our crowded parking lot, “Bitch, where’s my mail?”
Oh yeah?
“How dare you talk to me that way! You get your sorry ass back in there, and I’ll deal with you when I’m damned good and ready.”
This was around noon, the peak hour for our particular post office in a dicey part of town, so there were people everywhere, and they were all laughing and cheering at what I’d said. I don’t know what the idiot’s reaction was, because I went about my business, too busy for that jerkwad.
I do remember the little old black church ladies with their pretty dresses and hats were near the front door when I went back, and they told me, “Good for you!” and “That’s right, sugar, don’t you let him talk to you that way!”
The guy was whining to my supervisor inside. The latter told me, as he opened the door to the back for me, “Go take a break, Slugger.” And that’s all management ever said to me about it.
Ms. Daisy Cutter, Gynofascist in a Spiffy Hugo Boss Uniform says
Re my comment at #220: http://i40.tinypic.com/3146tco.jpg
Ing:
Someone alert Hallmark. This has Valentine’s Day and wedding anniversary card potential.
Caine
Quoted for fucking truth. And every time you think you’ve found the nadir, someone else exceeds it.
FossilFishy:
Uh…
David Marjanović says
Newt regeneration isn’t remarkable at all. It’s just dedifferentiation and redifferentiation triggered by physical damage, and research into its details has progressed quite far. What is remarkable is that we can’t do it – but there’s already a good explanation for it:
We have a much faster metabolism than newts. We process a lot more oxygen per time. That’s an insanely messy process*; therefore, more metabolism = more oxygen radicals = more mutations.
When mutated cells are too strongly encouraged to divide, the cancer risk rises a lot.
If we could regenerate as well as a newt, we’d have died out long ago. That’s strong natural selection for a heavy lid on cell division.
(…Oh, and… we can’t regenerate 2/3 of our heart because we simply die too quickly when the bloodstream stops. Most salamanders are small enough to do serious amounts of skin-breathing, and see above on their slow metabolism that simply doesn’t need as much oxygen in the first place.)
* Stupid Design. The water-splitting part of photosynthesis happens without any production of oxygen radicals: the two water molecules that become an oxygen molecule stay bound to the manganese atoms throughout the entire cycle. The water-generating part of respiration is… just… we dump four electrons somewhere and wait for an oxygen molecule to pick some or all of them up. *headdesk* That’s why we can’t have nice things.
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/366241/large/Z1600118-Mating_schistosome_flukes,_SEM-SPL.jpg
D’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead says
http://www.metapathogen.com/IMG/schistosoma-mansoni-male-female.jpg
Ms. Daisy Cutter, Gynofascist in a Spiffy Hugo Boss Uniform says
*snif* That’s so romantic!!
FossilFishy says
Janine:
:Snort: I’ve thought about this for a day now and I can’t come up with a better one, dammit. Definitely need more sleep.
Ms. Daisy Cutter:
I disavow any and all implications to said slip, lacy, Freudian or otherwise. :p
David Marjanović:
Can I pleaze has your brain….puleeeeezzzz! I promise not to treat it as poorly as I’ve treated my own, honest.
Amphiox says
The Q claim to be immortal, omniscient, and omnipotent.
But we have actually seen the following:
The Q can be killed, even against their own will. Thus, the Q are not immortal.
The Q can be tricked and surprised. Thus, the Q are not omniscient.
The Q can be thwarted. Thus, the Q are not omnipotent.
Mostly, all of the above are done by other Q, but the show leaves the implication pretty clear – something wholly natural and even greater than the Q is imminently possible.
Amphiox says
Essentially, there was a selective advantage in having a faster metabolism, and losing regeneration was a side effect of that. Note that faster metabolism = faster working neurons = faster and more complex behavioral responses = decreased likelihood of being injured and needing to regenerate = decreased selective advantage to having regenerative capabilities.
Of course, a designer with foresight to anticipate complex social support for injured individuals, (medical and nursing care being the most advanced and obvious form thereof), would have been wise to keep the regenerative capabilities around, if dormant, to be reactivated in its supposed crown-jewel-favored-species when the time was right.
But sadly, humans are not designed.
Amphiox says
And the other consequence of a faster metabolism is increased fuel requirements to fuel that metabolism.
Your typical mammal (or bird) with a missing limb will starve to death from the inability to get food as effectively without the limb long before there is much chance to regenerate that limb. Your typical amphibian generally won’t.
And this drops the advantage of being able to regenerate limbs, for a mammal without a social safety net, to almost zero.
A mammal is much better served by adaptions that help it keep its limbs intact….