They’re actually selling tickets for these events, so get in line early. On 21 May, I’ll first be the centerpiece at lunch, and then that evening, I get to be the anticlimax to Jamie Kilstein. This is going to be tricky…everybody complains that I’m so mellow and mild in person, but coming up after Kilstein, I’m really going to suffer in comparison.

It’ll be fun anyway. Really. I promise.