Forgive me, threadlians, but I just have to riff on this particular video.

• Don’t be surprised, this is how all atheists tenderize their babies before the barbecue.

• Laugh-a while you can, Monkey Boy!

• In Russia, you don’t go on roller coaster, you are roller coaster.

• Jane, Tarzan think Boy get enough exercise today.

• I held my breath anxiously through the entire thing, waiting for that moment when the baby would pee.

• Or better yet, poop.

• Right now, my kids are all greatly relieved that they were born long before YouTube. Dad might have gotten ideas.

• Well, son, I thought I had to choose between paying for a swingset for you, or a mail-order bride for me…until I realized she could be both!

• Which suggests that the disturbing alternative would be a video of Dad having sex with the swingset.

• Never, ever take advantage of the childcare option at Cirque du Soleil.

• Wow, the Russian space program sure starts training their astronauts young.

• Hey, I remember those toys — Stretch Armstrong, wasn’t it?

• We did evolve from an arboreal lineage, after all, so she’s just letting him relive his brachiating ancestry.

• Oh, no, suddenly I’m fantasizing about stripping naked and having a giant blond hippie woman man-handle me — I’ve turned into Robert Crumb!

• Stop it, it’s torture! No, not the baby-flipping — the soundtrack!

• It doesn’t count as juggling unless there are at least two babies.