You know, I’m supposed to watch my diet now. I took my son to lunch the other day and he ordered and ate an entire chicken-fried steak sandwich with a giant platter of french fries right in front of me, which was incredibly cruel…but I was strong, and didn’t even steal a single fry from his plate. Then I thought that the person in the everlasting gob-unstopping thread was being similarly cruel when she posted this bacon porn video:

But she wasn’t! I found myself completely uninterested in ever eating bacon again after watching that! Some of you may not want to watch it, then — it’s a bit like hosing holy water onto the attendees at a vampire convention.

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