So you’re sayin Jeebus could do a really really fast 100 yard dash? 65 mph?!
Shucks he missed the boat and came at the wrong period in History.
He shoulda played in the NFL… the halftime commercials in the Super Bowl with a slow mo of his sneakered feet with Nike logos would top any old miracle story.
Michelle Rsays
That cool lizard would be a great savior. Anyone thought about making a superhero out of it?
Victorsays
I would love to make a Jesus movie where he runs across the water like that lizard. Maybe he should dart his tongue a couple of times, too.
Carliesays
Of course, the name could also come from saying “Jesus Christ, look at that lizard!”
MosesZDsays
Hydroplaning. Even cars can do that if they’re going too fast on wet roads.
Therefore: Cars = Jesus… Only at 60MPH…
WowbaggerOMsays
In the video that’s atop the current Endless Thread there appears to be a cat doing much the same thing.
ambooksays
@Carlie #8 – sort of like the Holy God Bird (ivory-billed woodpecker). Seriously, as a nature educator, I sort of hate names like this – the number of times I’ve had to get into Jesus Bugs (water striders) is beyond measure. Can’t they keep their religion out of the naming of cool organisms? Or at least be more discreet about it? (Note snarky tone.)
Sven DiMilosays
Great footage but contrived story. I truly doubt that little 3-inch lizard had much to fear from that “hunting bird” vulture.
Sven DiMilosays
Nother vid:
Jason A.says
Fuckin’ magnets? How do they work?
Carliesays
Jason A. ftw.
Holytapesays
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs? Answer me that? I supposed that a cellphone eating pelican that can run is not a miracle?
I really hate the fucking retarded mime herd, or whatever their god damn name is.
cyberlizard.comsays
So lizard=god. I guess that makes me a god of cyberspace! All hail me! Or not. Probably not. Never could get that movement off the ground. Oh well.
master.bratacsays
Man, these things are awesome. Made that much better by David Attenborough.
Jason A.: A wizard did it.
Paul Hutchsays
Part 2 of Nature’s “Moment of Impact” starts with a nice breakdown of a basilisk lizard’s running on water hunting technique. Full episode is viewable on-line
MarianLibrariansays
Gotta love the high-speed camera. Too cool.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Wowbagger, that band happens to be one of my all time favorite. Absolutely brutal and perverse. I would not recommend them to most people but for those who think that Iggy Pop is entertaining, they will love this.
I think the correct scientific nomenclature for this specimen is the Jesus F’n Christ lizard…
Ray Moscowsays
Notice that the size of Jesus’ feet is never specified in the Bible.
I figure surface tension explains the “walking on water” episode — no miracle required there, either.
Sven DiMilosays
they nicked the guitar riff from Great Expectations by Miles Davis.
Ha! They sure did. I kind of liked tha6t one.
Glen Davidsonsays
Yeah, but evolution of such a trait is improbable (esp. if taken as a “goal”), which means that magic having no known probability at all is responsible instead.
Got to think like an IDiot to see the miracle, you know.
That cool lizard would be a great savior. Anyone thought about making a superhero out of it?
Maybe not what you were thinking of, but in The Incredibles, running on water is one of the major action sequences.
a_ray_in_dilbert_spacesays
I’ve seen these things in the wild–they are awesome!
woodsongsays
Very cool indeed.
I’ve seen bullfrogs run across the water surface, too, for about 10 feet before diving. The presence of a very large snapping turtle in the pond may have contributed to this behavior.
Sven, I recognized the vulture too, and I agree fully that it’s no “hunting bird” and not likely a danger to the lizard. But, how well can the lizard see it? I suspect they’ll flee from anything that soars overhead. But it would have been better, I think, if Attenborough had pointed out that this particular bird wasn’t dangerous.
BruceJsays
@#5, Jesus can[t play in the NFL, he’s already under contract with the Yankees.
Top Gear a season or so ago whowed a bunch of INSANE Icelanders who do things like ride snowmobiles and tricked out 4×4’s at high speeds across lakes.
darwinsdogsays
I would love to make a Jesus movie where he runs across the water like that lizard. Maybe he should dart his tongue a couple of times, too.
Uh, basilisks are Corytophanids which are iguanians, not scleroglossans. But then, this blog isn’t about biology, is it?
Pope Bologna XIII - The Glorious High Sauceror of Pastafarianism and Grand Poobah of His Holy Meatba says
What a beauty!
DistendedPendulusFrenulum says
That’s no metazoan, it’s a ground effect vehicle.
JD says
Doesn’t this mean David Hume was wrong? We should be giving thanks to Basiliscus from whom all blessings flow.
WowbaggerOM says
It’s even got a band named after it.
Fred The Hun says
So you’re sayin Jeebus could do a really really fast 100 yard dash? 65 mph?!
Shucks he missed the boat and came at the wrong period in History.
He shoulda played in the NFL… the halftime commercials in the Super Bowl with a slow mo of his sneakered feet with Nike logos would top any old miracle story.
Michelle R says
That cool lizard would be a great savior. Anyone thought about making a superhero out of it?
Victor says
I would love to make a Jesus movie where he runs across the water like that lizard. Maybe he should dart his tongue a couple of times, too.
Carlie says
Of course, the name could also come from saying “Jesus Christ, look at that lizard!”
MosesZD says
Hydroplaning. Even cars can do that if they’re going too fast on wet roads.
Therefore: Cars = Jesus… Only at 60MPH…
WowbaggerOM says
In the video that’s atop the current Endless Thread there appears to be a cat doing much the same thing.
ambook says
@Carlie #8 – sort of like the Holy God Bird (ivory-billed woodpecker). Seriously, as a nature educator, I sort of hate names like this – the number of times I’ve had to get into Jesus Bugs (water striders) is beyond measure. Can’t they keep their religion out of the naming of cool organisms? Or at least be more discreet about it? (Note snarky tone.)
Sven DiMilo says
Great footage but contrived story. I truly doubt that little 3-inch lizard had much to fear from that
“hunting bird”vulture.Sven DiMilo says
Nother vid:
Jason A. says
Fuckin’ magnets? How do they work?
Carlie says
Jason A. ftw.
Holytape says
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs? Answer me that? I supposed that a cellphone eating pelican that can run is not a miracle?
I really hate the fucking retarded mime herd, or whatever their god damn name is.
cyberlizard.com says
So lizard=god. I guess that makes me a god of cyberspace! All hail me! Or not. Probably not. Never could get that movement off the ground. Oh well.
master.bratac says
Man, these things are awesome. Made that much better by David Attenborough.
Jason A.: A wizard did it.
Paul Hutch says
Part 2 of Nature’s “Moment of Impact” starts with a nice breakdown of a basilisk lizard’s running on water hunting technique.
Full episode is viewable on-line
MarianLibrarian says
Gotta love the high-speed camera. Too cool.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Wowbagger, that band happens to be one of my all time favorite. Absolutely brutal and perverse. I would not recommend them to most people but for those who think that Iggy Pop is entertaining, they will love this.
Then Comes Dudley
Note to Sven, they nicked the guitar riff from Great Expectations by Miles Davis.
DLC says
I may not be able to walk on water, but give me a good non-Newtonian fluid and I’ll run across it.
Of course, that won’t make me your savior either.
Sili, The Unknown Virgin says
*pssst*
Rebelest says
I think the correct scientific nomenclature for this specimen is the Jesus F’n Christ lizard…
Ray Moscow says
Notice that the size of Jesus’ feet is never specified in the Bible.
I figure surface tension explains the “walking on water” episode — no miracle required there, either.
Sven DiMilo says
Ha! They sure did. I kind of liked tha6t one.
Glen Davidson says
Yeah, but evolution of such a trait is improbable (esp. if taken as a “goal”), which means that magic having no known probability at all is responsible instead.
Got to think like an IDiot to see the miracle, you know.
Glen D
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SteveM says
Maybe not what you were thinking of, but in The Incredibles, running on water is one of the major action sequences.
a_ray_in_dilbert_space says
I’ve seen these things in the wild–they are awesome!
woodsong says
Very cool indeed.
I’ve seen bullfrogs run across the water surface, too, for about 10 feet before diving. The presence of a very large snapping turtle in the pond may have contributed to this behavior.
Sven, I recognized the vulture too, and I agree fully that it’s no “hunting bird” and not likely a danger to the lizard. But, how well can the lizard see it? I suspect they’ll flee from anything that soars overhead. But it would have been better, I think, if Attenborough had pointed out that this particular bird wasn’t dangerous.
BruceJ says
@#5, Jesus can[t play in the NFL, he’s already under contract with the Yankees.
Top Gear a season or so ago whowed a bunch of INSANE Icelanders who do things like ride snowmobiles and tricked out 4×4’s at high speeds across lakes.
darwinsdog says
Uh, basilisks are Corytophanids which are iguanians, not scleroglossans. But then, this blog isn’t about biology, is it?
jcmartz.myopenid.com says
Acept the lizard as your saviour.