Please, please, National Geographic — get a more serious narrator and some non-cheesy commentary. Otherwise, though, this movie about romantic arthropods is very nice.
Great footage, of course, but I just want to strangle that voice-over guy.
It’s clearly a misguided attempt to update the wry, flip, detached style of the old Disney “nature” films (which also piss me off, in retrospect) to modern, sitcom-irony-marinated sensibilities.
And it doesn’t work.
Holytapesays
For arthropod love, at least they didn’t show Enicocephalidae or Cimicidae mating behavior. The latter is unfortunate for the females and the former unfortunate for the males.
Has National Geographic done some sort of market survey that convinced them only five year olds are watching?
mcsciencesays
I found the commentary sober and cogent. After all, it completely lacked slide whistles, rimshots, and bicycle horns.
ryansays
Someone hired that voiceover guy. Someone then directed him to speak like that. Someone took listened to this and said “yeah, this is good and ready for distribution around the world and worthy of national geographic” and nobody stopped them.
SaintStephensays
Why wasn’t Love Bites by the Scorpions used as the background music?
Oh, sorry… that was Def Leppard’s song. Wrong phylum.
This sort of silliness is what you get when the people in charge don’t actually believe that their subject matter is interesting! Nat Geo needs to get some staff who understand the value of the natural world and realise that the rest of us do too. This crap is why I always prefer English programs to American ones. If it’s not kitsch it’s full of manufactured drama, very trying.
Palmtreez101says
Is it just me or is Pharyngula slowly becoming a cheesy porn site?
keinsignalsays
aww, baby scorpions! lookit their liddle beady eyes and huggy claws.
I remember searching for octopus/squid/cuttlefish videos on youtube and finding National Geographic videos featuring this horrible narrator. Does anyone know how we can complain to Nat Geo?
Newfie says
Sir David Attenborough is rolling in his grave, if they have it dug.
Lots of Octopi action here.
Glen Davidson says
“Oh Drew, you crackle like no male ever has before.”
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p
Sven DiMilo says
Great footage, of course, but I just want to strangle that voice-over guy.
It’s clearly a misguided attempt to update the wry, flip, detached style of the old Disney “nature” films (which also piss me off, in retrospect) to modern, sitcom-irony-marinated sensibilities.
And it doesn’t work.
Holytape says
For arthropod love, at least they didn’t show Enicocephalidae or Cimicidae mating behavior. The latter is unfortunate for the females and the former unfortunate for the males.
Nautilus love
'Tis Himself, OM says
How cutsey-wootsey that narrator is.
Sili says
*ahegm*
Newfie,
Don’t scare me like that, mmmkay?
Blind Squirrel FCD says
Disney did the scorpion mating ritual about 40 years ago, with fiddle music. Hoedown style.
BS
Maldoror says
Best scorpion documentary: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7633509394552540790&ei=WZFcS5OOOZeuqQL63phQ&q=l%27age+d%27or&hl=en#
Peter G. says
Has National Geographic done some sort of market survey that convinced them only five year olds are watching?
mcscience says
I found the commentary sober and cogent. After all, it completely lacked slide whistles, rimshots, and bicycle horns.
ryan says
Someone hired that voiceover guy. Someone then directed him to speak like that. Someone took listened to this and said “yeah, this is good and ready for distribution around the world and worthy of national geographic” and nobody stopped them.
SaintStephen says
Why wasn’t Love Bites by the Scorpions used as the background music?
Oh, sorry… that was Def Leppard’s song. Wrong phylum.
devophill says
There may be love among the scorpions, but they’re breaking up anyway.
https://me.yahoo.com/hairychris444#96384 says
Needs more David Attenborough. Oh yeah..!
craterize says
It just doesn’t feel right without a narrator that has a British accent
Krubozumo Nyankoye says
If memory serves, News Corp owns 67% of National Geographic channel and 75% of National Geographic Channel International… according to wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_corp#Satellite_television
Janet Holmes says
This sort of silliness is what you get when the people in charge don’t actually believe that their subject matter is interesting! Nat Geo needs to get some staff who understand the value of the natural world and realise that the rest of us do too. This crap is why I always prefer English programs to American ones. If it’s not kitsch it’s full of manufactured drama, very trying.
Palmtreez101 says
Is it just me or is Pharyngula slowly becoming a cheesy porn site?
keinsignal says
aww, baby scorpions! lookit their liddle beady eyes and huggy claws.
Amazona farinosa farinosa says
Considering the decision to have Oprah Winfrey dub over Sir David Attenborough’s narration for the USA broadcast of BBC’s “Life” series, this can’t be any worse.
statueofmike says
When did the TMZ announcer move to Nat Geo?
jaybgee says
I remember searching for octopus/squid/cuttlefish videos on youtube and finding National Geographic videos featuring this horrible narrator. Does anyone know how we can complain to Nat Geo?