Somebody is going to have to explain to me what is at all pornographic about that picture.
Sven DiMIlosays
If you stand way back and squint at it, it kind of looks like a googly-eyed johnson in a damp, bad suit. *shrug* I guess.
Bride of Shreksays
Its a penis in a suit! Its a penis in a suit!
Conincidentally, the second one I’ve seen this week….and no, Dustin, that has nothing to so with Mr Shrek!
Briansays
Never mind the suit — I simply do not want to know where the rest of you have been seeing penises with two large eyes.
Logicelsays
Moi, I thought that white circle with a black center situated near the right lower jaw was a stubby cigar!
The bloke had a hard day at the office, unbuttoned his jacket, loosened his tie, slumped in a chair, and began chomping on a well deserved nicotine fix. However, I find his ‘hands’ to be more intriguing, hmmm.
Stephensays
I know I’m not the only one whose immediate thought was, “Zoidberg!”
Niobe says
At first glance this seemed to have needed an NSWF tag. Thanks for the corruption, Internet!
AlanWCan says
I know what you mean – bummer to have documented evidence that you ever wore a tie.
jonrusho says
And you didn’t shoot them with ink because ????
Hank Fox says
Tentacle porn makes it to Pharyngula!
… Although the phrase “squishy liberal” also comes to mind.
David Harmon says
But why are you umop-apisdn in your suit?
Phineas says
Holy crap, my squid is on the front page of Pharyngula (for the moment)!
Thanks, PZ.
(You all realize that print is for sale, right? ‘Podmas is right around the corner…)
freejack says
Er, you should let people know when you’re gonna post the ‘not work safe’ stuff PZ.
PZ Myers says
Somebody is going to have to explain to me what is at all pornographic about that picture.
Sven DiMIlo says
If you stand way back and squint at it, it kind of looks like a googly-eyed johnson in a damp, bad suit. *shrug* I guess.
Bride of Shrek says
Its a penis in a suit! Its a penis in a suit!
Conincidentally, the second one I’ve seen this week….and no, Dustin, that has nothing to so with Mr Shrek!
Brian says
Never mind the suit — I simply do not want to know where the rest of you have been seeing penises with two large eyes.
Logicel says
Moi, I thought that white circle with a black center situated near the right lower jaw was a stubby cigar!
The bloke had a hard day at the office, unbuttoned his jacket, loosened his tie, slumped in a chair, and began chomping on a well deserved nicotine fix. However, I find his ‘hands’ to be more intriguing, hmmm.
Stephen says
I know I’m not the only one whose immediate thought was, “Zoidberg!”