There is a short interview with me at One Blog A Day, and they asked about you people, you know, you commenters here, and I was brutally honest. Please don’t rise up and strip the flesh from my bones.
I guess I should apologize for writing that you are a nice, mild person who likes children and fuzzy kittens. In truth, folks, I trembled in his presence. He chained my kids in the dungeon and would have eaten them, but I distracted him by tossing him a bucket of stem cells and squirming fetuses that he could greedily study and then destroy.
I only wrote what I wrote in hopes that some creationists would be trapped by the prospect of having a “reasonable” disagreement.
“…militant atheists…” Great. Isn’t it enough that the Christian community has already decided to refer to us this way?
Ian H Spedding FCDsays
“He’s not a ferocious atheist. He’s a very naughty boy!”
CalGeorgesays
Great interview, PZ!
David Brooks today. Apparently, he’s found a place for Darwin in his boboworld. Do I care? No.
And it occurred to me that while we postmoderns say we detest all-explaining narratives, in fact a newish grand narrative has crept upon us willy-nilly and is now all around. Once the Bible shaped all conversation, then Marx, then Freud, but today Darwin is everywhere.
[…]
Creationists reject the whole business, but they’re like the Greeks who still worshiped Athena while Plato and Aristotle practiced philosophy. The people who set the cultural tone today have coalesced around a shared understanding of humanity and its history that would have astonished people in earlier epochs.
[…]
Looking at contemporary America from here in Jerusalem and from the ancient past, it’s clear we’re not a postmodern society anymore. We have a grand narrative that explains behavior and gives shape to history. We have a central cosmology to embrace, argue with or unconsciously submit to.
For the first time, I am dissapointed in a PZ analogy.
We atheists do not leave the gleaming bones of Creationists to lie. We do as our bloodthirsty ancestors did, we smash the bones and eat the protein-rich marrow!
That wasn’t so bad, but obsessive? My honour is impugned. You sir, are a blaggard!!!
Fellow infidels, please review my latest effort at re-educating the masses. The Ethics of Hell. Post, promote, comment, savage and distribute according to taste : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FatTbfGCJVI
Observersays
Brian, great video! Clear, concise, to the point.
Where’s that accent from? Must spread that around…
I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can’t help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what he or she is doing and why, and where evolution is headed. That’s why we’ve got giraffes and hippopotami and the clap.
Yes, the stats are wide open — there’s a little rainbow colored square at the bottom of the page that will take you to the sitemeter stats.
David Marjanovićsays
the protein-rich marrow!
Fat-rich.
(There! I found an excuse to fill half of the empty text box!)
David Marjanovićsays
the protein-rich marrow!
Fat-rich.
(There! I found an excuse to fill half of the empty text box!)
Pikacusays
f y lk dscss sss bt Phryngl’s plcy, prfssr Dvsn bnng nd cncptn f vltn gvrnd by lw t st whr ntrvw wth dctr Myrs s vlbl nd whr t sm dscssn s pssbl wtht cnsrshp (nlk t Phryngl):
(f crs f y r nt frd dctr Myrs wll bn y hvng dscssn wth m thr.)
[For the last time, VMartin, you are an obtuse moron. You have been told repeatedly that you are not welcome here, you know that you will be deleted on the spot so you constantly change your username to evade the filters, yet you persist in intruding where you are not wanted. GO AWAY. Your comments will be deleted as soon as I see them. –pzm]
MartinDHsays
Well, I guess you can’t be all bad…after all you do like Jhonen Vasquez.
Where’s that accent from? Must spread that around…
Glad you liked the video, the accent is “very rarified Irishman”. I’ve lived in too many countries to have kept the real thing, what you hear is a pale shadow. Some Irish people think I’m American.:-)
bernardasays
Here is the great Paul Robeson singing the Soviet Anthem in English. Some may think I am kidding, but the sentiments in this song are genuine.
The capitalist credo is “do unto others before they do unto you”.
Mark UKsays
Is it possible to recycle creationists? Anyway, can somebody give me a hug? I accidently stopped over at WorldNetDaily and feeling a bit shiverish all of a sudden…
Colugosays
Are you the same “bernarda” who keeps showing up on Orac’s threads?
I’m definitely a savage raconteur. Actually, probably a reconteuse sauvage, but that’s quibbling.
No, I have not yet written the piece on basic framing, sorry!, so if you’re among the folks who have been coming to my pad looking for it, you will continue to be disappointed. Right now I’m trouncing the hell (or maybe the “expected standards”) out of the Mathematica abstinence-only education report. In the meantime, go on over to Coturnix’s place and get up to speed on what framing is.
Brian, I was thinking your accent was Transatlantic of middle-class Northwest English extraction, so I wasn’t far off… :) You sound an awful lot like a slightly North Americanised version of my boy in Birkenhead. :)
John Bsays
hmmm, I’m troubled by the JTHM reference. Where would a respectable professor come by such material?
Will Von Wizzlepigsays
Mad?
As usual, you have hit the nail on the head.
And the nail deserved it.
;D
grimalkinsays
I badly, badly, badly want to become a creationist troll here after reading that.
My thoughts exactly! It looks like so much fun! And you don’t need to know anything about the subject at hand – just let loose with the inspired ramblings.
Desert Donkeysays
‘just let loose with the inspired ramblings.’
I do believe that insipid rambling would be the better, more accurate descriptor of our creationist interlopers postings.
(There, I filled in the beckoning box, once again. I feel better now, for a while.)
Johnny Vector says
Wow. Y’learn so much sometimes. I knew there was an explanation for all the screaming from my browser.
David Livesay says
Hey! Who you callin’ a “raconteur”? Them’s fightin’ words, you random biological ejaculator!
Bob O'H says
The text box here doesn’t scream. It just stares and stares and stares.
We dare not disobey
Bob
Marcia says
“We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don’t care for.”
Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Wow! He could care less about these comments. The lack of vanity is impressive.
Richard Harris, FCD says
PZ, we all try to to our bit for the cause – godless evolution by natural selection, & we’re right behind you man!
And it looks like the N Y Times is coming on board, eh. I don’t get access to the full N Y Times, so has anyone here checked this out?
OP-ED COLUMNIST
The Age of Darwin
By DAVID BROOKS
A newish all-explaining narrative has crept upon us willy-nilly and is now all around.
I dunno about willy-nilly though. Surely, what started as a trickle has turned into a flood.
Mike Haubrich says
I guess I should apologize for writing that you are a nice, mild person who likes children and fuzzy kittens. In truth, folks, I trembled in his presence. He chained my kids in the dungeon and would have eaten them, but I distracted him by tossing him a bucket of stem cells and squirming fetuses that he could greedily study and then destroy.
I only wrote what I wrote in hopes that some creationists would be trapped by the prospect of having a “reasonable” disagreement.
Eat well, Master, eat well.
Markk says
I badly, badly, badly want to become a creationist troll here after reading that.
Must resist …
Blogging is its own justification. Commenting? Not sure.
vjack says
“…militant atheists…” Great. Isn’t it enough that the Christian community has already decided to refer to us this way?
Ian H Spedding FCD says
“He’s not a ferocious atheist. He’s a very naughty boy!”
CalGeorge says
Great interview, PZ!
David Brooks today. Apparently, he’s found a place for Darwin in his boboworld. Do I care? No.
And it occurred to me that while we postmoderns say we detest all-explaining narratives, in fact a newish grand narrative has crept upon us willy-nilly and is now all around. Once the Bible shaped all conversation, then Marx, then Freud, but today Darwin is everywhere.
[…]
Creationists reject the whole business, but they’re like the Greeks who still worshiped Athena while Plato and Aristotle practiced philosophy. The people who set the cultural tone today have coalesced around a shared understanding of humanity and its history that would have astonished people in earlier epochs.
[…]
Looking at contemporary America from here in Jerusalem and from the ancient past, it’s clear we’re not a postmodern society anymore. We have a grand narrative that explains behavior and gives shape to history. We have a central cosmology to embrace, argue with or unconsciously submit to.
The Science Pundit says
I only have one thing to say to one Pharyngula reader:
Hi Mom!
Scholar says
For the first time, I am dissapointed in a PZ analogy.
We atheists do not leave the gleaming bones of Creationists to lie. We do as our bloodthirsty ancestors did, we smash the bones and eat the protein-rich marrow!
That’s what makes us human.
Scholar says
Hilliary Clinton is President.
Brian Coughlan says
That wasn’t so bad, but obsessive? My honour is impugned. You sir, are a blaggard!!!
Fellow infidels, please review my latest effort at re-educating the masses. The Ethics of Hell. Post, promote, comment, savage and distribute according to taste : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FatTbfGCJVI
Observer says
Brian, great video! Clear, concise, to the point.
Where’s that accent from? Must spread that around…
Blake Stacey says
MikeM says
YOU MAKE MONEY DOING THIS??
Well, I have never been so insulted in my life!
(Where’s my share?)
(I now suppose I gotta add a smile. ;D Happy now?)
Adrian Clement says
You make money doing this? Cool. I just like to msging if its good enough for that. Can you see how many people visit you a day?
PZ Myers says
Yes, the stats are wide open — there’s a little rainbow colored square at the bottom of the page that will take you to the sitemeter stats.
David Marjanović says
Fat-rich.
(There! I found an excuse to fill half of the empty text box!)
David Marjanović says
Fat-rich.
(There! I found an excuse to fill half of the empty text box!)
Pikacu says
f y lk dscss sss bt Phryngl’s plcy, prfssr Dvsn bnng nd cncptn f vltn gvrnd by lw t st whr ntrvw wth dctr Myrs s vlbl nd whr t sm dscssn s pssbl wtht cnsrshp (nlk t Phryngl):
http://nblgdy.cm/wb/2007/04/15/phryngl-vltn-dvlpmnt-nd-rndm-blgcl-jcltns/
V-M–r-t–n
(f crs f y r nt frd dctr Myrs wll bn y hvng dscssn wth m thr.)
[For the last time, VMartin, you are an obtuse moron. You have been told repeatedly that you are not welcome here, you know that you will be deleted on the spot so you constantly change your username to evade the filters, yet you persist in intruding where you are not wanted. GO AWAY. Your comments will be deleted as soon as I see them. –pzm]
MartinDH says
Well, I guess you can’t be all bad…after all you do like Jhonen Vasquez.
Brian Coughlan says
Where’s that accent from? Must spread that around…
Glad you liked the video, the accent is “very rarified Irishman”. I’ve lived in too many countries to have kept the real thing, what you hear is a pale shadow. Some Irish people think I’m American.:-)
bernarda says
Here is the great Paul Robeson singing the Soviet Anthem in English. Some may think I am kidding, but the sentiments in this song are genuine.
The capitalist credo is “do unto others before they do unto you”.
Mark UK says
Is it possible to recycle creationists? Anyway, can somebody give me a hug? I accidently stopped over at WorldNetDaily and feeling a bit shiverish all of a sudden…
Colugo says
Are you the same “bernarda” who keeps showing up on Orac’s threads?
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2006/10/an_antisemite_demands_why_a_holocaust_mu_1.php
Interrobang says
I’m definitely a savage raconteur. Actually, probably a reconteuse sauvage, but that’s quibbling.
No, I have not yet written the piece on basic framing, sorry!, so if you’re among the folks who have been coming to my pad looking for it, you will continue to be disappointed. Right now I’m trouncing the hell (or maybe the “expected standards”) out of the Mathematica abstinence-only education report. In the meantime, go on over to Coturnix’s place and get up to speed on what framing is.
Brian, I was thinking your accent was Transatlantic of middle-class Northwest English extraction, so I wasn’t far off… :) You sound an awful lot like a slightly North Americanised version of my boy in Birkenhead. :)
John B says
hmmm, I’m troubled by the JTHM reference. Where would a respectable professor come by such material?
Will Von Wizzlepig says
Mad?
As usual, you have hit the nail on the head.
And the nail deserved it.
;D
grimalkin says
My thoughts exactly! It looks like so much fun! And you don’t need to know anything about the subject at hand – just let loose with the inspired ramblings.
Desert Donkey says
‘just let loose with the inspired ramblings.’
I do believe that insipid rambling would be the better, more accurate descriptor of our creationist interlopers postings.
(There, I filled in the beckoning box, once again. I feel better now, for a while.)