BTW, I noticed Canada was listed as a “European” country. I suspect that probably is a joke.
Diannesays
I’m a wishy-washy “good.” Probably shouldn’t have listed “lawyer” as my ideal job. But they didn’t give “mad scientist” (my actual and ideal job) as an option.
Graculussays
BTW, I noticed Canada was listed as a “European” country.
It’s also listed as a “Favorite Weapon”.
I know sometimes it’s hard to tell humour from stupidity on the web, but I think we can safely assign this one to humour.
Pure Evil, and I am not a lawyer. But I am Canandian.
Coxiella's Lawyersays
You’re just using this to get more votes.
Phil is far more evil than thou. >;)
bernardasays
Here is a Xmas song that will undoubtedly please such an evil person, “Christmas Time in Hell”.
I myself was only “twisted”.
Maggie Rosethornsays
Hmmm…well, I’m “good”. Guess I don’t watch the right kind of movies or something (but they didn’t offer a choice of “what’s a movie” since I’d rather read a good book any day…)
rjbsays
I came up as “pure evil” also, even though I wasn’t trying!! Just out of curiousity, I went back and changed one answer… changed the type of browser that I’m using from IE to Firefox, and that dropped my evil score to “mostly evil.”
So, I guess if you bow to the spawn of Bill Gates, well, you’re as evil as can be.
It’s discrimination, I tell you! Discrimination against people with hamsters in their heads!
Boosterzsays
100% pure evil. Take that PZ. :-)
*pinky to lip*
remysays
I never thought of myself as living in a weapon. Kinda like the idea. I would like to smite some other countries. If Canada were a weapon what would it be?
I was 78% evil. Apparently, my friends are both scared of and for me.
An Enquiring Mindsays
I’m merely Twisted. Mere cosmic cowinky dink due no doubt to a hangover from my Twisted Sister phase during the 80s? That makes it all seem worthwhile now:)
anomalous4says
I came out “neutral.” Actually, I prefer one of my friends’ take on it. In her apartment she has a sign saying:
333. I’M ONLY HALF EVIL.
Tukla in Iowasays
Hmph! I had to pick “Actor” as an ideal profession since “Layabout” wasn’t an option.
A,Y,says
What the hell? Supposedly, I’m 100% Angelic ergo 0% Evil.
Ian Robinson says
Hmm. Apparently I’m Angelic. That’ll surprise a few people I know…
Ichthyic says
“Which of the following European countries is your favorite, or with which do you most closely identify?”
one of the answers is Canada?
LOL.
maybe this is also a test of general intelligence?
Ichthyic says
uh, OK, i finished at 100% Pure Evil:
How evil are you?
…and I wasn’t even trying. I bet saying I thought being a lawyer was a good thing counted toward mucho evilness.
oops.
Ichthyic says
blew the link too somehow; must be my evilness leaking through to my coding…
http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/pureevil.htm
J. J. Ramsey says
“Hmm. Apparently I’m Angelic.”
Same here.
BTW, I noticed Canada was listed as a “European” country. I suspect that probably is a joke.
Dianne says
I’m a wishy-washy “good.” Probably shouldn’t have listed “lawyer” as my ideal job. But they didn’t give “mad scientist” (my actual and ideal job) as an option.
Graculus says
BTW, I noticed Canada was listed as a “European” country.
It’s also listed as a “Favorite Weapon”.
I know sometimes it’s hard to tell humour from stupidity on the web, but I think we can safely assign this one to humour.
Pure Evil, and I am not a lawyer. But I am Canandian.
Coxiella's Lawyer says
You’re just using this to get more votes.
Phil is far more evil than thou. >;)
bernarda says
Here is a Xmas song that will undoubtedly please such an evil person, “Christmas Time in Hell”.
I myself was only “twisted”.
Maggie Rosethorn says
Hmmm…well, I’m “good”. Guess I don’t watch the right kind of movies or something (but they didn’t offer a choice of “what’s a movie” since I’d rather read a good book any day…)
rjb says
I came up as “pure evil” also, even though I wasn’t trying!! Just out of curiousity, I went back and changed one answer… changed the type of browser that I’m using from IE to Firefox, and that dropped my evil score to “mostly evil.”
So, I guess if you bow to the spawn of Bill Gates, well, you’re as evil as can be.
Evolving Squid says
How evil are you?
Apparently you still require training.
Cathy in Seattle says
I’m “Neutral.”
bPer says
Good?
{hangs head in shame and sighs}
Oh well, could be worse. It could have been ‘nice’.
I blame it on the Canada fixation this test has. Everybody knows we’re good. It’s the cross we bear.
xebecs says
Do not despair, oh ye lawyers.
I am rated 100% angelic, and I too chose lawyer as the best of a bad lot of choices.
I suspect the damn thing is pretty much random, or else broken.
As for Canada, if the United State could be part of NATO, SEATO, etc. all at the same time, I expect Canada can be part of Europe.
Martin Brady says
My result.
It’s discrimination, I tell you! Discrimination against people with hamsters in their heads!
Boosterz says
100% pure evil. Take that PZ. :-)
*pinky to lip*
remy says
I never thought of myself as living in a weapon. Kinda like the idea. I would like to smite some other countries. If Canada were a weapon what would it be?
Pat says
How the hell did I freakin’ end up as “Angelic?”
A Teapot says
How evil are you?
Should I have answered ‘Canada’ more?
theophylact says
“Angelic”? Moi?
TAW says
“Aaaah! you are one creepy soul.”
PZ- “I don’t HAVE a soul. MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
BigHeathenMike says
I was 78% evil. Apparently, my friends are both scared of and for me.
An Enquiring Mind says
I’m merely Twisted. Mere cosmic cowinky dink due no doubt to a hangover from my Twisted Sister phase during the 80s? That makes it all seem worthwhile now:)
anomalous4 says
I came out “neutral.” Actually, I prefer one of my friends’ take on it. In her apartment she has a sign saying:
333. I’M ONLY HALF EVIL.
Tukla in Iowa says
Hmph! I had to pick “Actor” as an ideal profession since “Layabout” wasn’t an option.
A,Y, says
What the hell? Supposedly, I’m 100% Angelic ergo 0% Evil.
konagod says
That was mine too.
We’re two evil peas in a pod.
Peter Barber says
Come on, PZ, fess up: you’re secretly running a PC with MSIE in a locked attic room, aren’t you?
afterthought says
Cool, I’m twisted. I aways thought so.
frank says
I answered the same way twice, and was evil the first time and good the second. This test seems about as predictive as intelligent design.
Ronald Brak says
As for Canada being a weapon, McArthur (the odd chap who ruled us during world war two) described Australia as being an unsinkable aircraft carrier.
Keith Douglas says
I guess that makes Canada a large and hard to bomb base, Ronald Brak. (There are co-run installations here, some legacy from the cold war.)