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sonofrojblake says July 23, 2021 at 6:30 am The highest praise I can offer is that I shall definitely be stealing that joke.
John Morales says July 23, 2021 at 6:23 pm chigau, notoriously bad aim — the movies really dig into the Hero’s Death Battle Exemption™. (cf https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy)
blf says July 26, 2021 at 9:21 pm @6 such as: Completely safe for everyone except those standing outside the line-of-fire in a red shirt.
WMDKitty -- Survivor says
But all the Target employees wear red shirts…
sonofrojblake says
The highest praise I can offer is that I shall definitely be stealing that joke.
chigau (違う) says
I don’t get it.
John Morales says
chigau, notoriously bad aim — the movies really dig into the Hero’s Death Battle Exemption™.
(cf https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy)
chigau (違う) says
Oh. OK.
Raucous Indignation says
This post should have come with a trigger warning.
blf says
@6 such as: Completely safe for everyone except those standing outside the line-of-fire in a red shirt.