We are, of course, all familiar with the ontological arguments of St. Anselm, in which he uses the existence of something greater than whatever you’re currently thinking about to prove that there must be a single greatest thing, because no one thing is ever greatest because there’s always something greater. Or something. I’m told it logics quite a bit, actually.

As one result of an unfortunate encounter for Anselm, over at Chainsawsuit by Kris Straub I found Anselm’s argument unfortunately demolished by a dick: 

Two Dicks

Specifically, we find the argument demolished by the demolishment of Anselm’s second, and given the Archbishop’s celibacy, redundantly redundant dick.

That’s gotta hurt.