The new right-wing crackpot governor of Virginia campaigned on abolishing the teaching of Critical Race Theory (CRT) in the state’s public schools, among other ignorant, wrong and/or horrifying conservative “ideas.”
WE ARE NOT AMUSED.
But what happened next is as amusing as it was predictable:
[source = HuffPost, to which I am not linking.]
Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin’s (R) tip line seeking reports of what he describes as “divisive practices” in schools — such as the teaching of critical race theory ― has been hit with fake complaints.
Qasim Rashid, a Virginia-based lawyer and former Democratic congressional candidate, tweeted some of the taunting messages that people claim to have sent to a dedicated email address after he sarcastically told followers not to “make a mockery of this.”
First Qasim Rashid tweeted this:
GOP VA Governor just set up a tip line to report schools & teachers who teach about racism.
Email: [email protected]
Whatever you do, don't make a mockery of this with fake tips. That would be a terrible thing to do. RT so everyone knows NOT to send fake tips.
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid) January 25, 2022
…which he soon followed with this tweet:
You guys. I explicitly said to NOT send fake racism tips to [email protected] and in response you all send this, pictured below.🤔
So I repeat—do not use the below as a guide on how to send fake racism tips directly to the VA GOP Governor’s Office. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/kSliAwHsbO
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid) January 25, 2022
![4 screenshots. top left: "Subject: CRT / I have heard reports that schools in Virginia are teaching ARABIC NUMERALS!!! I fear that we've become so focused on exposing Critical Race Theory in public education that we've forgotten all about creeping Sharia Law. Please address this matter immediately. Best, Andrew Selm" top right: "ALBUS DUMBELDOR WAS TEACHING THAT FULL BLOODED WIZARDS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST MUDBLOODS!” bottom right: "My teenage son came home from school and told me his teachers are attempting to teach him! I'm outraged and find this completely unacceptable. Who do these teachers think they are? I don't need these teachers to educated [sic] the next generation!! If they do that, how are we supposed to get people like you elected?! This madness must stop!" this screencap cut off, but if you click in Twitter you can see more, which is also cut off "We can't have students start to examine all the ways in which race influence [sic] American politics, culture, and the law. That would be a step in eliminating racism and the people in the government couldn't afford that. Also, they are requiring that my children wear masks! I don't want my children to be considerate to anyone else or the community. You understand, right? Like who cares if our teachers get sick or we send…" bottom left: "Subject: CRT / "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"](https://i1.wp.com/freethoughtblogs.com/iris/files/2022/01/Twitter-CRT-Virginia-Tips.jpg?ssl=1)
In case the image is difficult to read:
top left: “Subject: CRT / I have heard reports that schools in Virginia are teaching ARABIC NUMERALS!!! I fear that we’ve become so focused on exposing Critical Race Theory in public education that we’ve forgotten all about creeping Sharia Law. Please address this matter immediately. Best, Andrew Selm”
top right: “ALBUS DUMBELDOR WAS TEACHING THAT FULL BLOODED WIZARDS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST MUDBLOODS!”
bottom right: “My teenage son came home from school and told me his teachers are attempting to teach him! I’m outraged and find this completely unacceptable. Who do these teachers think they are? I don’t need these teachers to educated [sic] the next generation!! If they do that, how are we supposed to get people like you elected?! This madness must stop!”
bottom left: “Subject: CRT / “Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!”
The bottom right screencap is cut off, but if you click on it (in Twitter) you can see more of it…and it is also cut off. A real shame, since the writer was on a roll. The cut off paragraph and the rest of the screencap reads:
“We can’t have students start to examine all the ways in which race influence [sic] American politics, culture, and the law. That would be a step in eliminating racism and the people in the government couldn’t afford that.
Also, they are requiring that my children wear masks! I don’t want my children to be considerate to anyone else or the community. You understand, right? Like who cares if our teachers get sick or we send…”
Again, the email address to which you should ABSOLUTELY NOT send any helpful tips about “divisive practices” in Virgina’s public schools is [email protected].
Also (from the same non-linked source):
Singer-songwriter John Legend, meanwhile, urged Black parents to flood the Virginia line “with complaints about our history being silenced.”
Now I hate to disagree with Mr. Legend here, but if I had his platform’s reach I would be urging all parents – and particularly white parents – to flood the governor’s email with complaints about Black history being erased, whitewashed, de-emphasized or distorted through the lens of white supremacy, and add that No one in the United States can be considered “educated” about our country and its history until this topic is truthfully and thoroughly addressed.”
And I’d also urge these parents, and particularly white parents, to then email Gov. Whitey McWhiteperson again and write this: “Upon reflection, I’ve had second thoughts on this matter. I am deeply concerned – nay, outraged! – that all BIPOC peoples’ histories are being erased, whitewashed, de-emphasized or distorted through the lens of white supremacy. No one in the United States can be considered ‘educated’ about their country and its history until these topics are truthfully and thoroughly addressed.”
FRIENDLY REMINDER PSA: In case you are just skimming this post, the email address to which you should DEFINITELY NOT send helpful tips about “divisive practices” in public education to the governor of Virginia, it is [email protected].
I hear theater departments in Virginia schools are overtly teaching thespianism – even to boys!!1!
Predictable but still absolutely classic. Thanks.
Title: something worse than crt
Governer Youngkin
Algebra is distressing and very unAmerican. Some dirty A-rab with the imposable name Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi invented algebra. My 10 year old son got that from google. He is presous smart! It is an out rage my local high school is teachn algebra to our impressionable American children. They MUST NOT join Al Kada. At least in my town the evil evolution is illegal. My churches womans missionary society demands SOMETHING MUST BE DONE to end this algebra out rage. I called the police about this and they said no law was being broken. WE NEED A LAW TO END ALGEBRA! I prey to God Almighty in Heaven He will protect my son and all of Virginia from that evil