Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHA!
Former NYC mayor and Trump BFF Rudy Giuliani is one of those conservatives who saves me the trouble of mocking him by mocking himself.
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And today’s news does not disappoint.
Via Democracy Now!:
Rudy Giuliani Coughs Through TV Interview While Awaiting Coronavirus Test Result
Oct 07, 2020…
On Monday, President Trump’s attorney Rudy Giuliani — who was also present at Trump’s debate prep — coughed his way through an interview on Fox News in which he mocked Joe Biden for wearing masks.
Rudy Giuliani: [coughs]
Martha MacCallum: … “say it’s OK. He is” …
Rudy Giuliani: [coughs] …
Martha MacCallum: “Mayor Giuliani, thank you so much for your time. We’ll look forward to having you back.”
Rudy Giuliani: “Thank you, Martha. Thank you for the coverage. It’s very good.”
Martha MacCallum: “And I hope that cough is not anything bad, where — you’re waiting for your test to come back, so we hope you’re going to be healthy and well.”
Rudy Giuliani: [coughs] “I hope so, too.”
Giuliani said Tuesday morning he’d tested negative for coronavirus. Giuliani has not gone into quarantine despite his close contacts with several infected people, and appeared maskless at a Republican fundraising event in Manhattan on Tuesday.
*sniggers*
SERIOUSLY THO FUCK THIS GUY. And every Republican at that Manhattan fundraiser, too.
GTFO of my town, conservatives. We’re too busy actually containing a deadly goddamn pandemic here to put up with any of your bullshit.
I love you Iris.
Post MOAR.
If you do, I will drink whiskey in your honor. If you do not, I guess I’ll just have to drink whiskey all by myself with no one to celebrate. All alone. Isolated forever. You wouldn’t want that, would you? MOAR IRIS! WE LOVE ALL THE IRIS!
Awww! I love you too Crip Dyke!
I would never want you to feel alone, isolated, or with no one to celebrate. I do try to post MOAR for you, but there are many days I cannot for various reasons: physical health issues, irl commitments and priorities, mental health and/or cognitive ability (CHEMO BRAIN: the struggle is real!). Or recently, because I’ve been working on a looooong post on a difficult subject for me to write about and you may be the only person to ever read it – IF I’m lucky.
In lieu of more prolific posting, however, may I humbly suggest you take a page from my book? See, once I rejected supernaturalism, I invented a religion of my own. It’s called “Find Joy Every Day Otherwise the Terrorists Win.” You know: Fjedottwism. (Catchy, amirite?) We have no scripture, doctrine or creed; the snappy name is the Alpha and Omega. Fjedottwism is not an evangelical sect, though I would strongly encourage you to join so that you will never have a single day go by without the joy of whiskey. :D
WORKS FOR ME.
Can I use rum?
In normal times, the fact that this former governor was ill and in the hospital would be big news.
These are not normal times. He doesn’t even rate on the news these days.
Bwa ha ha.
chigau: Yes, but only if rum brings you joy.
brucegee: I’ve come to believe there never were any “normal times.” There’s always people fucking shit up – and those people are virtually always conservatives.
So far, so good.