Here’s a small selection of seasonal humour I’ve seen floating around lately. Some light, some dark.
I think the first one speaks for itself.
I need one of these:
A negativity scene. Geddit?
For the Scandinavians amongst us:
Intransitive
Keeping it to a minimalist
Afternoon all, just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health! You know what I’m talking about!
These days people don’t spend much time or thought on what should be personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random shit and send it on.
But, after all we’ve been though together this year I can’t do that. So I want to give each of you my most sincere & personal thanks for your friendship and wish you a happy 2018!
You are the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for.
Let’s win State!
Brenda
@ ^ Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden : Wut?
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Some good uns there.Thanks.
W.R.T. the last cartoon:
Apparently, male reindeer drop their antlers in autumn (but there’s an exception, see below).
Female reindeer keep theirs, but are almost always pregnant by Christmas, so it’s doubtful they would be wanting to pull a heavy sleigh across the sky.
The exception: castrated male reindeer keep theirs.
I’ve heard that multiple times this month, but I love this hilarity of the animal becoming a unicorn. If we’re going to humour one fantasy, why not another?
It’s all the more hilarious when you think about TERFs and some lesbians who spew the fiction, “They’re going to replace us!”, i.e. the myth that Trans women want to “replace” cis women. As I joked with someone recently, “If they _are_ going to be replaced, it won’t be because of gender identity and genitalia. It will be because of their lousy personalities.” ^o^
…and they’re definitely not letting a unicorn join in any reindeer games!
But that’s okay, maybe, with his horn so sharp, he can knock large birds out of Santa’s flightpath…