if nature could finish the job on the scrotum elect, i wouldn’t mind. i’d sure appreciate it. as incompetent as he is, him staying alive is probably the least worst scenario at this point. but i’d take competently evil replacements over him, just to not have to see his face or hear his voice ever again. just to see every single reference to him be in past tense, damn, that would feel like a hit of ecstasy every time i saw it. i feel the lack of that in my life right now. c’mon. just a tiny taste, i’ll never ask for anything else as long as i live.
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