Place your bets! Mwpk has fewer people motivated to kill him than Tfndk – but as many people as there are who would gladly see this president turbokennedied, that should afford him little comfort. And he knows this. He has been seen wearing body armor.

Again, do not kill people, as understandable as it may be, as much as I would never rebuke you for actually doing it, it just isn’t worth it. Think about it. If you have the wisdom and compassion to see the evil he does and the threat he poses, one of you is worth twenty of him, and the exchange rate if you lose your life, it’s just a bad deal.

While Efron Murk has to spend his whole shitty worthless dog puke of a life wondering who wants to kill him and where the attack is going to come from, today I am only concerned with one question. When he is assassinated, why will the killer have done it? What will their motive be?

Again, right wingers are far more likely to make him dead – although in this case, it’s somewhat more likely they will be corporate rivals than disgruntled neonazis.

Right Wing Reasons to Murk Mfzk

• ur street samurai & u don’t ask questions
• fucked on a business deal
• to facilitate your own corporate gov takeover
• not doing enough to hurt transgender people
• too many black friends (fucking how?)
• he’s just profoundly unlikable (ableism)
• xitter not making swastika its logo fast enough
• fealty to hair fuhrer

Good Reasons to Eliminate Egln
(but please don’t; i love you)

• to fight white supremacy
• to fight sexism
• to fight transphobia
• to fight fascism
• to send a message to dork fuckerberg
• revenge for south african miners
• revenge for apartheid
• revenge for children who committed suicide due to online bullying
• revenge for anyone who has had to live through online bullying
• revenge for the victims of genocidal and hate movements promoted through social media
• to save future children from being born to him
• family member who hates being part of a motherfucker’s unforgivably vile breeding fetish
• revenge for someone killed by a tesla
• life ruined as federal employee
• life ruined as twitter employee
• life ruined as tesla employee
• life ruined as tesla or twitter stockholder
• parents’ mortgage foreclosed because social security benefits suspended and the remaining ways to get them out of suspense disadvantage the elderly and disabled
• swore an oath to defend the constitution from enemies foreign and domestic

Did I miss any other reasons this may happen? What do you think the motive will be?

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