i did the obvious photoshop, if not particularly well. enjoy. for better post, hit Previous button.
if i was fauci i’d be hatching terrorist schemes to bomb republican politicians. this’d be my jolker origin story. i’d kill the motherfuckers.
but i’m not him, and he’s just an old dude who was doing a reasonable job in unreasonable times, so orngdolf shitler lives another day.
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in this me as fauci scenario, in the bin laden tape where I take credit I’d say “the second coming happened in 2001 and I personally performed the surgery. now the only way unto heaven is thru a quickie with jesusa christelle in favela backalley just outside of sao paolo.” ideally i’d be wearing trvnk’s face as a mask for the occasion.