EDIT TO ADD: GOAL MET, FUNDRAISER CLOSED.
This post will remain for historic reasons.

While I appreciate the contributions of people who have given generously – even if I don’t make the goal, what’s been given already will make things less difficult – I’d like to see more and smaller donations.  So far I only have two words to rhyme.  Buy your way in with a 3-5 dollar donation and make me rhyme some whack shit.  It’s requisite.  I’ve already written the beginning of the poem, but it needs more rhymez!

To remind how this works, I’m running the fundraiser through April 21st, tho I might cut it short if I reach the stretch goal early.  Donate at least $3 and you can suggest a word to me that I will rhyme in a rap.  If I don’t make the goal, this rap will be a text poem.  If I reach $500 I will record myself rapping.  If I reach $600 I will do a short video.  Help cover the wages I’ll be losing from a medical situation, thanks!

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