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Climate change isn’t a distant future danger, but a crisis that’s already rolling over us. In the midst of the 2024 hurricane season, America is experiencing that firsthand.
Hurricane Helene wreaked devastation on the South. In Tennessee, 54 people were rescued by helicopter from the roof of a flooded hospital. In the mountains of western North Carolina, hundreds of miles from the coast, it brought apocalyptic floods and mudslides that obliterated houses, crumpled bridges, downed trees and swept people to their deaths.
Many rural communities were linked to the rest of the state by just one or two roads that were washed away in the floods. Now they’re completely stranded and isolated. It’ll be weeks, likely months, before they can be reconnected.
(Reading these stories, I had an unavoidable thought: how is this going to affect the outcome of the 2024 election, given that thousands of rural voters in Georgia and North Carolina are cut off from civilization, and there’s no way all those destroyed bridges and washed-out roads can be repaired before Election Day?)
Helene is the deadliest hurricane to strike the U.S. since Hurricane Katrina in 2005. But it may not hold that title for long. Just a few days after it passed through, an even bigger and more powerful storm, Hurricane Milton, formed in the Gulf of Mexico.
Milton grew to Category 5 faster than any other storm on record, leaving forecasters stunned and frightened by its size and strength. It made landfall this week in Florida, spawning dozens of tornadoes and bringing massive storm surges. But don’t worry, Ron DeSantis and the Republicans of Florida are on the case… by making it illegal for state government to use the words “climate change”.
No one can say that this is surprising or mysterious. It’s basic meteorology that a warmer world fuels more powerful, more destructive storms. This is the exact scenario that climate scientists and progressive politicians have been warning about for decades. There was an Oscar-winning documentary about it, for truth’s sake.
So, of course, right-wingers flatly refuse to believe it. As the wind howls and the water rises around their ankles, they’re churning out conspiracy theories at a furious rate. The most popular one is that Hurricane Helene isn’t natural, but was somehow created by the U.S. government:
The “Meteorologists” Facebook page has 51,000 followers, an iffy grasp of grammar rules, and outsized confidence in the United States’ weather engineering capabilities. “They are Aiming this KILLER Monster Hurricane Right at FLORIDA!” one user said of Hurricane Milton on Sunday morning, shortly before sharing purported photos of dinosaurs living on Mars.
By Monday afternoon, Milton had strengthened into a Category 5 storm, and the internet conspiracies were intensifying, too. People shared videos of themselves asking their Alexas, “What kind of hurricane was Hurricane Milton?” and getting answers in the past tense — proof, surely, that the government orchestrated the whole storm. “Never ever seen a hurricane form in the western Gulf and head directly EAST… It is not right,” other users mused in the comment sections of their local weather channels. A search for “cloud seeding” on Facebook further turned up dozens of posts tracking flight paths for planes belonging to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and sharing photos of ominous-looking clouds as evidence that the “government is involved.”
Meteorologists are being spammed with hate and threats just for reporting on what’s happening:
This hurricane season, Cappucci and the other meteorologists I spoke with say, conspiracy theories have been flooding their inboxes. The main one that people have seemed to latch onto is the accusation that the government can control the weather. This theory seems to be amplified with climate change creating worsening storms combined with a tense election year, and the vitriol is being directed at meteorologists. “I’ve been doing this for 46 years and it’s never been like this,” says Alabama meteorologist James Spann. He says he’s been “inundated” with misinformation and threatening messages like “Stop lying about the government controlling the weather or else.”
And of course, wherever there’s a conspiracy theory, you’ll find Marjorie “Jewish Space Lasers” Taylor Greene at the head of the mob. She reshared a conspiracy claim that storm damage from Helene was suspiciously precise:
“The storm seemed to almost methodically miss the bluest parts of those crucial swing states, while simultaneously ravaging the red parts. What a crazy coincidence!”
As usual, conspiracy theorists can’t even get their basic facts straight. The storm also ravaged Asheville, a Democratic stronghold. (But if it were true, what would that imply? When I read about this, I feel like Lucius Fox in the Batman movies: “Let me get this straight: you believe that Democrats can control the weather, and you’re voting against them?”)
These conspiracy theories are ego protection for conservatives. They can’t face the fact that their multi-decade campaign against climate legislation is the cause of their misfortune. Rather than reckon with their complicity, they concoct wild accusations so that they can blame someone, anyone else rather than admit scientists were right. It’s the same thing that happened during COVID.
For decades, conservatives have treated climate change as a partisan football that they could spike for their own advantage. They acted as if pro-climate legislation was a win for Democrats; therefore, blocking it was a win for Republicans. But they failed to realize that, no matter who wins elections, we all live on the same warming planet. There’s an underlying reality that campaign ads and gerrymandered legislatures can’t alter. Now that this is becoming clear, they’re retreating into self-delusion rather than admit their mistake. But when the rain falls and the seas rise, no amount of conspiracy posts will protect them.