The President, a gormless ghoul,
Is sending children back to school
Where anyone (except that fool)
Can see what will result:
See, kids have always spread disease
They’ll bring a district to its knees
While Trump just tweets and tweets that he’s
Completely not at fault [Read more…]
I cannot bring myself to link to the inspiration for this one. It exists on twitter, in the president’s own tweets, for those who crave punishment. It is a bad photoshop, of Tr*mp’s head on the body of a boxer (the pugilist kind, not the dog, which would have been both better and worse). Edit: Or you could look here.
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We furrowed our brows!
We tsked! We harrumphed!
We firmly expressed our dismay!
We clutched at our pearls, and
We fainted on couches,
And mostly just called it a day. [Read more…]
The rapture is coming this April twenty-third
Which is clearly revealed if you study God’s Word
But it’s all new to me; I’ve just recently heard
And I’m shocked at the news I’m receiving
While the rest of us pay for the wrath we’ve incurred
The believers, they will be leaving [Read more…]
(to the tune of “Stormy Weather, of course)
He’s a man
But I don’t know if he can
Weather Stormy
Every bit of news here before me
More coming all the time [Read more…]
As always, my apologies to Bob Dylan. The tune is “The Times, They Are A-Changin'”, and you should add your additional verses in the comments. (Also, I haven’t given any thought at all to what order the verses should go in–this is just the way they came out.) [Read more…]
I’m saying “Merry Christmas”!
It’s so wonderful to hear!
Thanks to Trump, I get to say it,
Which I hadn’t, since… last year. [Read more…]
I’m doing my best to get ousted–I’ve jousted
With media losers, and dirtied my lance [Read more…]
Today, our commander in chief [Read more…]
