#CruzSexScandal, the twitterverse cried
Though, of course, Ted assures us “they lied!
This Good Friday, you see,
No one’s suffered like me!”
Yes, this candidate’s been Cruzcified!
I believe this might be the first time I don’t actually need to link to a news site for my Headline Muse. Indeed, with the dirty pool on all sides of political campaigns, I don’t doubt for a minute that one of the other evil GOP weasels contrived this attack on this particular evil GOP weasel. I report not on the allegations, but on Twitter’s response. Which is always faster than other media’s response, because there is no pause for fact checking.
Truth is, once I had the opportunity to use “Cruzcified” on Good Friday, this post was a done deal.
Every day is blasphemy day.
ShowMetheData says
Weasel on weasel crime
Die Anyway says
Because of the source it is suspect but that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Personally, I don’t much care… it doesn’t make his political stance any worse than it already is and would only increase his hypocrisy score by a small fraction. So I’m a bit curious to see how it turns out but mostly just disgusted with our politicians and political process.