We must elect a president, to start a revolution,
Who’s bold enough, and brave enough, to question evolution!
Whose moral code is biblical, immune from all depravity,
Who won’t give up the fight till we repeal the law of gravity
We need a Christian president—that’s one thing that I know—
Whose values for our future grew two thousand years ago!
Whose thinking starts and finishes inside a holy book
Who doesn’t know of science, and who doesn’t want to look
We need a man for president, a man who holds dominion
Whose superior position is a fact, and not opinion
The Values Voter Summit knows Republicans can’t lose
So long as we’re consistently against a right to choose!
We need a fucking troglodyte, a knuckle-dragging freak
Whose knowledge of the bible trumps ability to speak
The voters don’t want brains at all, so much as they want nerve…
They say, in a democracy, you get what you deserve.
A nano-second ago they were showing the Values Voter’s Summit on PBS. Covering my ears I ran to the comfort of my puter. Here I find the same news..but how much more palatable. All wrapped up in one nifty poetic package. I can laugh and cry and curse all at the same time.
This is good for the blood pressure. I’m going to skip PBS and go directly to Cuttlenews from now on.
Just to be pedantic: I doubt most of them know very much at all about the bible, either. Or maybe that was your point. ;-)