Near as anyone there can deduce
He’d been hitting too much of the juice
Because “stuck in a tree”
Isn’t common to see
When the subject involved is a moose.
Headline: Drunken moose ends up stuck in Swedish apple tree
A Møøse once bit my sister …
The Digital Cuttlefish
Since the music plays so briefly... Can you blame me if I dance?
In Halland* they serve up the goods,
Though I’m not really sure that they should,
For I would’ve thunk:
Even worse than a drunk
Is a hung over “King of the Woods**”.
* The province in which Särö is located
** A Swedish expression commonly used when referring to moose
P.S. A belated “Congrats” to your new digs!
+1 Internets. Well played, good sir.