To keep us kids safe, mom would try
Giving rules which we’d quickly defy
I remember her claims:
“It’s all fun and games
Until somebody loses an eye!”
Headline: Man’s eye saved after impalement
Fairly remarkable video at link. The guy looks pretty good, considering!
I’d just like to be the first to say…
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
I bet that doctor is going to keep a copy of this x-ray to show his grandkids when they run with scissors.