Get special rules, that is.
In an effort to get around recently passed zoning laws the owners of [a] Tennessee swingers club are rebranding their proposed establishment as a church, according to WSMV.
Previously the owners of the proposed club in Madison had submitted plans to convert a former medical building, situated next to a Christian school, into a sex club only to meet with stiff public resistance.
Following a packed and contentious meeting last month — with one audience member shouting “we don’t want this darkness to extinguish this beacon of light that has been here for years and years” – the Metro Council amended the zoning laws to prevent the club from being developed.
Well you know…they would sort of have to amend the zoning laws for the whole entire town, wouldn’t they? I mean I hate to break it to them but I think there are probably people doing sex in many many places in Madison, Tennessee. I know it’s shocking and filthy, but there you go – people are like that. Sex!! In all the houses!!!
Relying upon federal laws that protect churches, the owners reapplied as a church. A room that was once labeled “the dungeon” is now the “choir room.” The former “game room” will now be known as a “fellowship hall.”
Ricky Perry, president of Goodpasture Christian School located next to the development, called changes and owners of the club “irreverent.”
“It just seems like there’s nothing you wouldn’t stoop to try to accomplish what you’re trying to do,” he said. “It’s obvious to me that all they’re trying to do is find another way to legally, or through some loophole, accomplish what they want to do.”
Or maybe it’s the Council that amended the zoning laws to stop them, hmmmm? Maybe they’re the ones trying to find another way to legally, or through some loophole, stop people from doing something because they think it’s ooky.
God bless.
Seriously, Ophelia? People are having sex? My neighbors might be having sex? OMG! I’d better move out of this neighborhood! And…oh no! We have lots of rabbits in this neighborhood. Rabbit sex? Now I’m totally disgusted.
Anyone have a property on the moon they want to sell me? I don’t think there is any sex (at least not human) happening on the moon right now.
And raccoons! And squirrels! And rats, and robins, and crows…my god there’s no end to it.
Smut! Smut everywhere!
… the owners … have formed themselves as a closely-held corporation, I trust.
Absolutely not. Once you’re there, there would probably be sex. Do you have any idea what that does to lunar property values?
No one show them this XKCD comic.
Nevermind that. What about the vicar? He usually live right next to the church, and he’s downright expected to keep his wife pregnant.
Even highly educated fleas….
Back in the 70s, during a ‘massage parlor’ crackdown in Los Angeles, at least one business rebranded as a church and got a long stretch of immunity.
I think they had a neon sign offering: ‘Live Nude Religious Counselling.’