So I was doing that thing where you start looking up one thing on the internet, and end up somewhere completely random. I don’t know how it quite got started, but I saw my favorite photo of the obese mouse…

Obese mouse photo > Fat animal photos > Cute animal photos > Wikipedia Tapirs (I blame QC for this jump in logic) > Wikipedia proboscis > Wikipedia proboscis monkeys > Google image search for a female proboscis monkey > See what looks to be bright red monkey peen in a photo, of course click > End up here.

No, it’s not some kinky bestiality site. It’s a website a 3rd grade class made as a project about rainforest animals. With a photo of obvious bright red well-endowed monkey penis.

Maybe our education system is getting more mature about sexual reproduction (because obviously, look how mature I am!), or more likely, Mrs. Keller wasn’t paying attention when she randomly searched for images. The same thing happened at my mom’s middle school last year. The teacher who ran the student newspaper google image searched for a snow man, and didn’t realize the one she chose had an extra carrot down there. Let’s just say the principal wasn’t too happy.

Whoopsie. *giggles like a little girl*

EDIT: Link was originally to their whole site, it’s now straight to the proboscis monkey. Stupid frames from the 90s.