Or should I say Scottish insults?
On Friday, presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trumptweeted something—stop me if you’ve heard this before—truly stupid:
Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 24, 2016
Trump’s tweet is even more ignorant than usual, as Scotland voted 62% to 38% to remain in the European Union. It was on the losing side of the vote.
Luckily, Twitter was there to remind Trump of the facts. And it did so with a veritable waterfall of sweet, vicious, very British replies. Let’s go to the tape!
@realdonaldtrump Scotland voted Remain, you weapons-grade plum.
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) June 24, 2016
@realDonaldTrump Oi, buttplug face, Scotland are pro-EU.
— Rated R ✪✪✪ (@Ade__Star) June 24, 2016
@realDonaldTrump SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!
— Tim Footman (@CulturalSnow) June 24, 2016
“Witless fucking cocksplat”
Fuck my eyesocket, but that’s good!
Those weren’t even the best ones. Here’s a few more:
“toupéd fucktrumpet”
“weasleheaded fucknugget”
“mangled apricot hellbeast”
“incompressible jizztrumpet”
“tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon”
I love mangled apricot hellbeast. That will be my go-to from now on.
“tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon” !!