“Gays have the same right as anyone else—the right to marry someone of the opposite sex.”
“You know, I hadn’t really thought about that before, but that might actually be a great idea.”
“What?”
“In other words, all the gay men will go out and find a straight wife, and all the lesbians will go out and find a straight husband. Then they’ll all raise families, and all those kids will have one gay parent. The social impact could be enormous!”
“Um, well—”
“Just think about it: gays won’t be faceless strangers any more. They’ll be getting together with families for the holidays, and getting to know the in-laws, and getting into the PTA and Sunday schools and coaching and all the things that parents do. Of course, they probably all have to find Christian spouses.”
“What? Why Christian?”