Nice joke, but … I’ve never had any sense the movie theater was trying very hard to keep me from carrying in food. I’ve never been asked if I had food. I’ve never been patted down.
On the other hand I can’t say I have ever tried to smuggle food into a theater. Generally I take my movies without snacks.
Good tip, but what happens if the chocolate melts from the gun being held in your hot little hand??
Can I use this with my gun-fondling friends? I notice they’re in favor of open carry — guns — but would be freaked by an open carry crossbow or sword.
Those are arms too, right?
Nice joke, but … I’ve never had any sense the movie theater was trying very hard to keep me from carrying in food. I’ve never been asked if I had food. I’ve never been patted down.
On the other hand I can’t say I have ever tried to smuggle food into a theater. Generally I take my movies without snacks.
When I go to the movies I always get the largest container of popcorn available, the Tub o’Death™. And a medium soda.