That Ol’ White Magic.


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Mike Cernovich, nazi, is all concerned about nefarious black magic, in Hollywood of course. And elsewhere, I suppose. But he has the secret! White magic, it’s the only good magic.

Mike Cernovich, the self-appointed leader of a movement he calls the “New Right” and a promoter of the “Pizzagate” conspiracy theory, told viewers last night that he believed “dark magic” was to blame for what he claimed is rampant pedophilia among political, Hollywood and “deep state” elites.

In the middle of the stream, Cernovich went a tangent to discuss the magical forces he believes to be at work in the world, as well as his personal magical practice.

“Everything I do is alchemy. That’s why I believe in magic. Not black magic, not the satanic magic that they practice in Hollywood and that the deep state practices and that the media practice. I believe in good magic, light magic, alchametic magic,” Cernovich said. “Alchametic magic is ‘How do I create something out of nothing purely through manifesting my will through power and light, which is value.’ That’s white magic. That’s alchametic magic.”

Okay, dude, alchametic is not a word. Alchemistic is a word. So, right from the start, you’re making up words, pulling shit right outta your arse. As for ‘creating something through manifesting your will through power and light’, yeah, I hate to break this to you, but that doesn’t mean one damn thing. It certainly doesn’t have any value whatsoever, outside your own head. If your “white” magic is so grand, why does it have zero effect? You’re going to have to have something much more solid than power and light. I have power and light too, it’s called electricity. Wonderful stuff, that.

Cernovich went on to explain that he believed the turn of phrase “emotional vampire,” which refers to people that others perceive to be emotionally draining or unpleasant to those around them, is a form of “black magic and that is the magic that is taught by our culture.”

“Whether you know it or not, you’re practicing magic,” Cernovich said, “but you’re practicing the dark, demonic magic—the parasitic magic.”

Oh FFS. Y’know, Mike, some people are just plain assholes. I’d think you, of all people, would know that. Assholes tend to accentuate the negative, true enough. Other people are assholes magnified, abusive, using, manipulative, lots of people like that walking about. And yet other people are dysfunctional in some way, which tends to have a stressful effect on those around them. That’s part and parcel of life, and it doesn’t have one thing to do with magic. Anyone can make the decision to cut ties with toxic people, that’s not magic, but it tends to really make your life better. You could be described as an “emotional vampire”, Mike, given what a toxic fucking asshole you are, inciting people, encouraging bigotry and hatred, lying, and inciting violence.

He went on to tell listeners that this same “black magic” was the motivation behind the supposed “deep state,” an unseen government apparatus that controls the country, and its supposed obsession with pedophilia.

“People go, ‘Well why are there so many pedophiles in deep state? Why are there so many pedophiles in politics and Hollywood?’ Because that’s the darkest magic you can ever practice. Torturing children, as many people in Hollywood do, is how you practice the highest levels of dark magic,” Cernovich said.

A fine example of you being a manipulative, toxic liar. The reason you nasty assholes constantly parrot ‘pedophilia!’ is because that, more than anything else, is likely to get people to pay attention and get upset. People get very emotional about that subject, and rightly so, but it can’t be stated enough how wrong what you are doing is, just screeching ‘pedophiles!’ with absolutely no basis for doing so. There are enough crimes committed against children as it is, every moment of every day, and you spend all your time making people get worked up about non-existent acts. So, you’re adding to damage and crimes committed against children, because you distract and detract from those who actually do such things. You never manage to mention how many children in “good christian” families are being raped by a family member. No, it’s always these nebulous “elite” characters, who, despite having tons of money and powerful positions, just can’t manage without practicing “the darkest of dark magic, oooogabooooga”. No.

Why don’t you start working on “alchameticing” yourself into a decent person, Mike? That ought to keep you busy.

You can read the full mess at RWW.

Comments

  1. says

    I have to say it’s a bummer that vodu probably doesn’t work; there are lots of people in Haiti that would have a field day with a few of Trump’s hairs if they could find a real one.

  2. says

    I would love it if magic worked. Of course, if someone could manage to slip the Tiny Tyrant some tetrodoxin, we’d have the first zombie prez.

  3. vucodlak says

    “Everything I do is alchemy. That’s why I believe in magic. Not black magic, not the satanic magic that they practice in Hollywood and that the deep state practices and that the media practice. I believe in good magic, light magic, alchametic magic,” Cernovich said. “Alchametic magic is ‘How do I create something out of nothing purely through manifesting my will through power and light, which is value.’ That’s white magic. That’s alchametic magic.”

    Sorry Cernovich- that’s not how alchemy “works.” Alchemy was a forerunner of chemistry, based on incorrect ideas about the nature of substances put forth by Aristotle. It was all about “transmuting” substances into other substances, with the ultimate goal of turning a low-value substance into (like lead) gold. Essentially, alchemists were attempting fusion on the level of a supernova through simple but poorly understood chemical reactions. Alchemy was a primitive science based on faulty assumptions, not magic.

    What you’re doing is by trying to wish things into being is low magic, which has next-to nothing to with alchemy. You’re not a real alchemist until you’ve blown-up or poisoned yourself at least once, and I’ve never heard of anyone suffering from wish-poisoning.

    It’s also worth noting that, since you claim to have caused Clinton’s pneumonia during the 2016 campaign by wishing it into being, you’re not practicing “white magic” or “light working” or whatever you want to call it. Making people ill because you hate them is not a good or noble thing, Mikey, and if you believe in magic you should know that’s a major no-no. Nor is it acceptable practice (magical or otherwise) to try to tar them with labels you know to be false.

    Additionally, “black magic” is (as I understand it) a term which originated in ancient Egypt. It was so-named for the rich black soil along the Nile River, where the vast majority of Egypt’s crops were grown. Black magic referred to that which feeds and sustains life, not magic that drains or steal it. In other words, black magic is good magic, and Michael Cernovich seems to have gotten all his ‘knowledge’ from fantasy films.

    In fact, I’m beginning to doubt that he’s a real wizard.

  4. says

    Vucodlak:

    Additionally, “black magic” is (as I understand it) a term which originated in ancient Egypt. It was so-named for the rich black soil along the Nile River, where the vast majority of Egypt’s crops were grown. Black magic referred to that which feeds and sustains life, not magic that drains or steal it.

    I didn’t know, how cool is that! Thanks. :)

  5. busterggi says

    Mikey is an alchemist? Bet he can’t even make a decent vegetable soup let alone a homunculus.

  6. emergence says

    I’ve started noticing that people with regressive social views tend to have a lot of other crazy ideas too. Apparently Alex Jones isn’t an outlier.

    I think you hit the nail on the head about why people like Cernovich are so fixated on pedophilia. They want to vilify their ideological opponents and whip their followers into a frenzy, so they accuse people they don’t like of the most monstrous things they can think of. It’s cheap emotional manipulation.

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