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Obama, Lord of the Flies, brings the plagues to Israel

I’m watching Maddow and literally laughing out loud at the opener: Obama is bringing plagues of locust down on Israel, and the evidence is there’s been flies seen buzzing around his head! I’m not sure that flies and locusts are related in any scientific way mind you, nor is it clear how Obama would control swarms of invertebrates beyond demon powers, but that’s hardly the point. The point is that black man is the antichrist! Turns out this stuff has been around for at least a few months:

RW Watch March 2013 — After warning that President Obama may “declare himself as God” during his trip to Israel, TruNews host Rick Wiles yesterday said that God is sending a plague of locusts to Israel as a “biblical sign” ahead of Obama’s visit.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if Israel is covered with locusts when he arrives in Jerusalem in three weeks,” Wiles said. “How many biblical signs do we need to see to know that this man is evil?”

Wiles also agreed with the claim made by WorldNetDaily that a fly which landed on Obama may be proof that the President is “possessed by a demonic entity” and the return of the “biblical ‘Lord of the Flies,’ or Beelzebub, which is another name for Satan. “Each time I see the flies buzzing around him I think of Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies,” Wiles recounted.

I guess Obama must be headed to Israel after the G8 summit, because this skeleton is out of the wingnut closet and back on the air dancing madly like it was trying out for an Oingo Boingo video.

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  1. ianeymeaney says

    This makes perfect sense: R. Kelly sung “I Believe I Can Fly”. R. Kelly had sex with and peed on an underage girl. Obviously, this fly shows that Obama has done the same thing. How did I never notice this before?

  3. says

    You have to just step back and wonder at the ability wingnuts have to maintain their alternate reality.

    Wingnut reality: Obama is bring the biblical plagues to Israel and will declare himself to be God once he walks into a Temple that was destroyed nearly 2000 years ago.

    Actual reality: Israel awards Obama their highest civilian honor.

  4. Hatchetfish says

    “… at least a few months”

    Years, actually. I don’t care enough to find links, but it started up not too long after he was elected the first time around, just like the rest of their attempts to other and delegitimize. (and, need I say it, demonize…)

  5. Robert B. says

    There was a fly buzzing around at work today. One of my students must be Beelzebub.

  6. Dave, ex-Kwisatz Haderach says

    Every time I step outside, I’m surrounded by clouds of mosquitoes, clearly I’m possessed by a demon. Beelzebub’s got the flies, anyone know who’s lord of the mosquitoes?

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