Jesus has popped up in some weird places over the years, on toast or in clouds, but appearing less than miraculously in a dog’s anal sphincter takes the cake. Click on the link below, if you dare:
Link — Redditor Feature_Creature posted this photo of his cute little pug’s behind and says, “It’s a MIRACLE! Take that…. Jesus toast.” I think this is the longest I’ve ever stared at a dog’s puckered starfish.
At the expense of missing out on something that just may be funny, I think I’ll pass…
That’s actually been floating around for a few years. Christopher Hitchens mentioned it in a couple of debates.
http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/09/jesus-image-found-in-dogs-butt.html
It IS pretty funny though.
At first glance, I read that as “Jesus has pooped up in some weird places over the years.”
I think there’s a verse in Leviticus that covers that.
He probably did poop in some weird places, but then who hasn’t?
Everyone has, but in his case, it was Holy Shit.
This is a new one; it’s even a different dog.
Jesus’s, um, face, is more detailed in this one.
The comments on Reddit, especially from Elaine, are hilarious.