Foolish humans! Responding a petition from UFO nuts, the White House as issued a statement that there are no aliens, as far as they know, in Area 51 or anywhere else:
In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye. However, that doesn’t mean the subject of life outside our planet isn’t being discussed or explored.”
Not that that will end the claims of hidden aliens meddling in our race or governmental affairs. … I mean what else would a government compromised by Grays say?
See, the whole government is in on the conspiracy!
You knew that was coming, didn’t you? Just proves you’re part of the Illuminati. *puts tinfoil hat back on*
Ah – the Roswell New Mexico Full Employment Initiative is proceeding apace I see. We wouldn’t want to leave the folks of Roswell unemployed, so it’s good to see the government do its part by denying the existence of aliens. And thereby continuing to provide evidence that the government is lying, since CLEARLY the idea that there was no alien crash in Roswell is a ludicrous idea that bears no examination…
Of course the Obama administration would say that. He’s jsut covering up for the illegal aliens and the mind control technology they used to help him pose as an American all these years.
I thought the government was run by lizard people?
You notice that they very carefully word their statement to only apply to what they refer to as ‘credible proof’. Of course we all know that means that they are sitting on a vast pool of ‘incredible proof’ that they won’t release. The conspiracy goes farther than you can imagine, I suspect that it includes rouge elements of the PGA tour, working in conjunction with the Odd Fellows Lodge all under the shadowy umbrella of the Ronco Corporation.
Steve
Who has WAY too much time on his hands today
RBSteve, we’re watching you, and don’t think for a second we have exhausted the limits of knowledge that can be gained by probing.
This sounds like legalese to me. “You have no evidence that we are hiding anything” is not equivalent to “we are not hiding anything”.
I don’t think the U.S. Government, or anybody else for that matter, is covering up aliens. I’m just pointing out the weaselly way they said it. Can nobody speak plainly any more?
I blogged about this a while ago, when the first few responses trickled out. http://ogremk5.wordpress.com/2011/10/28/petition-the-white-house/
It’s nothing more than a continuation of the official party line.
I can’t believe I used to believe in aliens and Draconians™…
Oh what a foolish squid I’ve been.
I also used to believe that a country was run by its’ government, but hey… Apparently I was wrong about that too!
Crazy world we’re living in. At least there are boobs ^^
Of course Obama would say that. He doesn’t want people to know he was born in Alpha Centauri. That’s why he’s helping the aliens to take over our society through socialised medicine. His mother was a Bene Gesserit and his father was a Fremen. It’s all there on his birth certificate.