This gem of pure tactical technology is brought to you by Commentariat(tm) member rq.
You can get them on amazon [amz] but I’m sure they’re available where stupid Americans buy proto-fascist fetish toys.
Why is there a Hot Wheels car on the toe?
What kind of “operator” leaves the hammer down on their 9mm when they put it into their sock?
I appreciate the redundant (small and large) flashlights. That’s good thinking: “redundancy on my redundant systems.”
And two four knives. The neo-Fairbairn’s OK but I don’t even want to speculate what the other thing is. They are both made in China, no doubt, so “USA!” I thought the Rambo-II-style piece of junk sticking out the side was a flashlight not a knife. This is a “sock full o’ knives” which I do approve of. They’re just all a bit short.
I’ve also seen these sporting a “thin blue line” patch. So you can either bow your head to the military or the police – and now, you can bow to tactical Santa Claus, the overwatch sniper who gives good kids weaponry and bad kids a bullet.
The funny thing is that I have it on good authority that Santa Claus is actually a ninja too. I mean, this is a guy who sneaks in under cover of night, and rummages through people’s underwear. In the US, which is full of gun nuts, that’s a really dangerous fetish. You do NOT want to fuck with a guy who gets off on that.
This was some funning around in the studio that I shot to post for stock on deviantart. Considering that this was done using a voice trigger, I think I did a pretty good job angling the blades so the light caught the kissaki.
I love your Santa photo, that’s a really fun idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17gKw_j6Qq0
fusilier, waxing elderly
James 2:24
It should be noted that the photo of the tactical stocking is just a “serving suggestion” for ideal use. It doesn’t actually come with knives or a Hot Wheels. You have to give such things to your toddlers on your own. No firing pin, either.
Bruce@#3:
Indeed. An anarchist/antifa tactical lootsock is left as an exercise for the over-geared librul.
I saw an ad the other night that shows Bell and Howell is at it again. They’re now marketing, in Canada at least, the TacShaver.
https://www.tacshaver.ca/?mid=11188847&msclkid=4d3a3e9ccaa319dfedfe63673363fbc2
Tacshaver
meh
Loggers drive the whiskers in with a hammer and bite them off inside.
I’ve got one of the older Chris Reeve One-Piece hollow-handle knives, and I rather like it, but aside from those, most hollow-handle “survival knives” make me cringe.
Anyways, I think that sock will give whoever wears it some pretty horrible blisters, regardless of how tacticool their mall ninja boots are…
It doesn’t have a thin blue line flag. Insufficient fascist points. Clearly the creators don’t care about cops.
ObPratchett:
“You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’
IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley.
IT’S EDUCATIONAL.
‘What if she cuts herself?’
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”