I’m sure some of you will soon be bragging about how your Squid Quotient is higher than mine.
Your Squid Quotient = 158.25
Interpreting your results: An average Squid Quotient is around 100. A SQ of 100 means you have a normal affinity for squid. A SQ above 100 means you have an attraction or fondness for squid. Below 100 means that you should probably stay away from the deep ocean.
The great unanswered question: How many condoms can you put on a penis at once? These people make a gallant effort to discover the answer, but are stymied when they run out of condoms…after slipping 625 of them on.
Then, unfortunately, there’s the step where they use a hacksaw to remove them…
(via ZayZayEm)
Gonad.
Testicle. Testes. Seminiferous tubule. Vas deferens. Prostate.
Penis. Corpora cavernosa. Urethra.
Urethra, urethra, urethra.
Ovary. Fallopian tube. Cervix. Uterus. Vagina. Labia majora and minora. Skene’s and Bartholin’s glands. Wolffian and Mullerian ducts.
Pudenda!
Pubococcygeal. Pelvic floor. Orifice.
Skin.
Cool: here’s a duck with four hindlimbs.
I have to gripe about the description, though:
A rare mutation has left eight-day-old Stumpy with two extra legs behind the two he moves around on. … The mutation is rare but cases have been recorded across the world.
No, no, no. This is almost certainly not the result of a mutation, and it’s one of my pet peeves when the media makes this wrong assumption, that every change in a newborn is the product of a genetic change. This is the result of a developmental error, not a genetic one, most likely caused by a fusion of two embryos in a single egg.
(via Apostropher)
At least that’s the case according to some bad movie geology.
This is what happens when movies get made with no dogs involved—all the common sense is stripped right out of them.
Since so many call me a bad guy, let’s see where I fall on the Super Villain scale.
Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze
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You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally. |
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
(via ZayZayEm the Joker)
I presume everyone has already had their lunch here in the Americas, so it’s safe to mention this: a delectable collection of 10 tasty snacks. Go ahead — you know you want to click on that link.
Remember that grotty problem of getting dead bat stains off of furniture? Nic McPhee repays all you helpful people with a flickr photo set of a bat corpse. He knows how to win the hearts of the Pharynguloids, doesn’t he?
