I just got a bunch of email from various people warning me that my cell phone number (no, you can’t have it) is going to be sold to telemarketers next month, and I need to call a certain phone number right away to get it blocked. I must have a cynical mind, because my first thought was that if I were a telemarketer who wanted to fish up a bunch of ripe cell phone numbers, I’d send out bulk email telling people who hated telemarketers to call me on their cell phone.

I was right. I checked Snopes, and there is no proposed sell-off of cell numbers, and calling the number given won’t help you in the slightest.

This has been a public service announcement. If you receive that email, do not call, just hit delete.

These aren’t quite pointless polls, since comments are actually being solicited instead of mindless clicks, but you can still swamp the forces of silliness in thise two blog entries.

One asks, Charles Darwin: brilliant scientist or agent of Satan?. You can give any kind of answer you want, like “Charles Darwin was a brilliant scientific agent of Satan!”. Have fun.

The second one sounds even more fun: recommend new names for Falwell’s Liberty University. I’m going to have to echo Hitchens’ infamous comment about Falwell post mortem, and suggest that since the place has voided itself of it’s biggest chunk of effluent, it should now be called Matchbox U.

Hey, FBI, why aren’t you enforcing the FACE act?

(via Survival of the Feminist)

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It’s only missing a fourth item: a cube of real butter to represent reality, the subject science studies, with all the dangerous deliciousness it stands for.

What a strange experience…I’m actually leaving Morris, Minnesota for a weekend and I’m bringing the Trophy Wife with me. She’s usually left behind (no doubt sighing with relief), but this time she’s coming along with me to Tempe, Arizona. It’s probably only because our daughter is there this summer, but I’ll take it.

Anyway, behave yourselves while I’m away. I should be able to check in and clean up after the trolls, but my net access may be a bit infrequent for a while.

Oh, and I’ll see some of you at Rúla Búla tonight!

When it’s got a squid in a top hat on it. I could wear this one to the ritziest of places.

Simon Singh, the science writer who had the temerity to say that chiropractic treatment for ear infection was “bogus”, and who was found guilty by a British court of libel, has decided to appeal the decision. That takes real guts — libel law over there really stacks the deck in favor of frivolous complaints of libel — but if he wins it could help enable future open criticisms of quackery.

Oh, how I despise PETA. Now they’re putting up new billboards in Kansas —can you guess why?

Lindsay Rajt, campaign manager for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said the billboards were prompted by the recent shooting death of abortion doctor George Tiller, who was killed Sunday at his church.

“The discussion of the value of life is front and center right now in the public conversation,” Rajt said today.

“We think we would be irresponsible if we don’t talk about how we’re all guilty of extreme cruelty to animals every time we sit down to a meal that includes meat.”

They have two billboards: one that says “Pro-life? Go vegetarian” and the other says “Pro-choice? Choose vegetarian”. PETA reminds me of the undertaker in Yojimbo: a town is tearing itself apart, and the only one prospering is the ghoul who’s happily selling coffins to both factions. I can only hope their ham-handed campaign repulses both sides.

This is a sad story: Dahl’s daughter Olivia, to whom he had dedicated James and the Giant Peach and The BFG (I remember reading both of those to my kids when they were little) died at the age of 12 of measles encephalitis. He wrote a short piece urging everyone to immunize their children 20 years later, after a reliable vaccine had been developed.

We’ve benefited in these recent years from good medicine that prevents serious childhood diseases. It wasn’t that long ago that children were dying fairly often from illnesses that nowadays parents cavalierly expose their children to in ‘exposure parties’, rather than using good medicine.

(via Goldacre)

Frank Schaeffer, who with his father was one of the aggressive peddlers of anti-choice ideas, has commendably accepted part of the blame for the Tiller murder, admitting that he and his kind contributed to the atmosphere of hate. Unfortunately, he fails with this bit in the middle.

Contributing to an extreme and sometimes violent climate has not only been the fault of the antiabortion crusaders. The Roe v. Wade decision went to far, too fast and was too sweeping. I believe that abortion should be legal. But I also believe that it should be re-regulated according to fetal development. It’s the late term abortions that horrify most people. And for the sake of keeping abortion legal adjustments need to be made. Roe is far too all or nothing (as I explain in my book Crazy for God: How I Grew Up as One of the Elect, Helped Found the Religious Right, and Lived to Take All — or Almost All — of It Back). As I say in my book today I believe that abortion should be legal but more regulated than Roe allows. I also think that we should do what President Obama calls for: use sex education and contraceptive distribution and programs to help women and children in a way that results in less abortions.

No, not good enough. Abortion must remain a decision between a woman and her doctor…crazy evangelists (or ex-evangelists) and senators have no part in it. And the late term abortions? I am so fed up with the oh-so-concerned “pro-lifers” being “horrified” by them — those abortions are carried out when the pregnancy is threatening the life of the mother. Those are specifically decisions from which some patriarchal relic should be ejected. Does he really hope to place more obstacles and more stress in the way of frightened and often grieving women?

And speaking of not-pologies, look at Randall Terry’s.

“George Tiller was a mass-murderer. We grieve for him that he did not have time to properly prepare his soul to face God. I am more concerned that the Obama Administration will use Tiller’s killing to intimidate pro-lifers into surrendering our most effective rhetoric and actions. Abortion is still murder. And we still must call abortion by its proper name; murder.

Those men and women who slaughter the unborn are murderers according to the Law of God. We must continue to expose them in our communities and peacefully protest them at their offices and homes, and yes, even their churches.”

Randall Terry is available for comment at FUK-YOU-TERY

He’s more concerned about the government response to a murder by zealots like him? And he’s afraid the government will close down his most effective actions…like what, murder? Or is he afraid his ability to terrify frightened women and harass health care professionals might be limited? Way to place your priorities, man.

As for being available for comment, I hope no one bothers with the grandstanding ghoul.