Yet another edition of The Thread has lept the limited bounds of its previous domain to acquire a new instantiation. And we must philosophize once again over a very serious subject:
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After brutally splicing the insane Oprah thread to the perennially random thread, it is now my intent to infuse it more deeply with the crazy: Catholics and Oprah.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa!
Don’t cry, Sven.
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I just felt like the long thread needs some Delgados.
As you were.
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You know, I’m supposed to watch my diet now. I took my son to lunch the other day and he ordered and ate an entire chicken-fried steak sandwich with a giant platter of french fries right in front of me, which was incredibly cruel…but I was strong, and didn’t even steal a single fry from his plate. Then I thought that the person in the everlasting gob-unstopping thread was being similarly cruel when she posted this bacon porn video:
But she wasn’t! I found myself completely uninterested in ever eating bacon again after watching that! Some of you may not want to watch it, then — it’s a bit like hosing holy water onto the attendees at a vampire convention.
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We’re going from the unending promenade to something a little wilder.
(Ophelia found this one)
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Let’s do commercials for the 100th entry in the thread of agony!
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Yeesh, you’ve dragged me onto the internet to update the nagging thread again, despite the work piled up around me and the ickiness I’m feeling from all these new meds I’m soaking in.
Now back to recuperating and writing.
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Huh? What? I stir from my haze (the drugs have really been diddling my brain this weekend) to see that someone in the thread of doom wants me to do something with porcupines? Why? Nasty, wicked, vicious beasts, they are. Will harpoon you with their quills and yank your liver out, they will. See:
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Time to reset the perpetual conversation, and I was also sent this lovely message for Hitchens…so let’s all say something nice about the man
I wish I could be half as aggressive, assertive, obnoxious, and eloquent as he is.
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I’m home convalescing, but the unstoppable thread waits for no one. So here’s a reset and a little thank you:
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